Random Minecraft Oneshots

by The Spaded Blade

Yeah, I know, there are like nine thousand and two already out there, but I don't care. This is what I'm going to do with my free time (Other than update my other stories). Sky's in the first one. Might make more. T for Harlem Shaking and violence.

4. The newbie epidemic is spreading

Dave was in his full iron armor and diamond sword, jumping victoriously after defeating a newbie who was brave enough yet dumb enough to take him on. He began sorting through his spoils when...

9000Plus: Fight me.

9000Plus: Fight me bro.

Dave looked behind himself, expecting a player clad in at least leather armor and a stone sword, but instead...

9000Plus: Fight me bro.

He saw a person in a Troll Face-Tuxedo skin, no armor, not even a sword. In his hand was, instead of a blade, a golden hoe. He was jump-punching at the air in front of him, challenging Dave to fight him.

DaveTheSniperBro: What.

DaveTheSniperBro: The.

DaveTheSniperBro: Heck.

Dave jumped up into action, crit-ing the newbie and instakilling him. He walked away into his house, not even bothering to gather the lone golden hoe at his enemies' grave.