MIRI'S TERRIBLE TWOS CONTINUED

"She's standing, Daddy.. Look at our little big girl now." Shawn laughed as he sat on the floor holding Miri by her little waist, to balance her.

"Now sweetie. Put one foot out in front of the other. Ahh, be careful, you fall, and your daddy will flip out." Miri giggled as she shouted, "Da! I wak!"

She started taking steps towards Paul, who stood then knelt down and said with a smile, "Come on, princess. Walk to daddy."

Miri made it about halfway, then down on her bottom she went. She crossed her arms and snarled at the floor, angrily. "I wann wak!"

"I know baby girl. I know." Paul said as he sat down, and pulled his little girl into his lap, to brush her hair. "You're learnin' it just takes some time."

"Time too wong!" Miri insisted as she turned and put her face in her daddy's t shirt and started to cry. Mark Caloway stuck his head in and said " Paul. Get Shawn to watch the kid. I finally found that you know what she wanted for her birthday."

"You didn't bring a live pony backstage, seriously?"

Stone Cold laughed and finishing a beer said with a smirk, "Hell naw, but I did. Bought mine too. Gonna let him shit in the ring tonight, see just how mad I can make Vince."

Triple H groaned then said "She's two.. How the hell's she gonna ride a pony?"

Stone Cold said "That kid's a smart kid. She'll do it, man. Sides. I'm gonna borrow her tonight, let her ride in front of me when I pull my stunt."

"Steve... That horse is like way off the ground.. What if she falls?"

"Paul.. She's a kid. They're gonna fall. Besides, she busted her ass in the hall the other day, tryin to walk, kid didn't do anythin but laugh. She's a tough little girl. She's like her uncle Steve."

Mark groaned as he looked down at his biker boot. "Steve your horse, and Miri's present just shit all over my foot."

Stone Cold laughed then said "Horses shit. It's what they do, man." as he finished his beer . and smiled as he then saw Miri crawling towards the door. "Hey darlin'. Remember that thing ya wanted when Unca Steve took you to watch those westerns?'

Miri's face glowed. "Da! It a horsey!"

Groaning, Paul handed Miri up to Stone Cold and then said "Uncle Steve's gonna take you for a ride. You hang on tight, okay, princess?"

" 'Kay, da."

"I mean it, Miri. Do not let go."

" 'Kay da. gooness. I not a baby."

Paul laughed and ruffling her hair said "No, but you need to stop growin kid. Time's flying by too fast, daddy wants to keep you little forever."

" No!"

"Yes." Paul laughed as he nuzzled her cheek with his nose and watched Stone Cold with Miri, going towards the front of the ring.

Stone Cold took the mic and spoke from horseback. " Bet ya'll are wonderin why I bought a horse to the front o the arena."

Chants filled the stadium and he smirked as he said "My little buddy's birthday is tonight, and we thought we'd leave Vince a few special presents in honor of that. Miri, hon, how old are ya tonight?"

Miri held up two fingers, and the crowd burst into laughter as the horse took a giant dump right on the ramp. The laughter only got worse when seconds later, Vince slipped in the pile of horse crap.

"Ha. Funny Austin. You ready to defend that title?"

Stone Cold shrugged and laughing Miri took the mic from her uncle as she said "You fall in shit! Funny."

Stone Cold realized that he was on thin ice, so he got the horse to the back of the arena, and Triple H looked at his daughter. "Where'd you learn that word, Miri?"

"Fwom you, da." Miri said innocently, as Shawn began to laugh hysterically, but bend down and high five the little toddler.

"Good work, my little dgenerate." Shawn said as Triple H said "Don't encourage her, sheesh."

Shawn shrugged and said "It's all in good fun, man. Right miri?"

"Mhmm. Me wann cake now."

"And it just so happens that the birthday fairy might just have stopped by, while you were out front with Uncle Steve." Paul said as he carried his little girl in to her huge cake.

Hours later, he was cleaning her off, and wondering why in the name of God he was dumb enough to buy the icing that stained, because not only Miri but every member of DX were tinted green from the food fight they had with the cake.