A/N: And, again, here's what really happened. Hee.
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Goku grinned from ear to ear. "Baka kappa, I was right!"
Gojyo frowned and poked the nyoibou. "Yeah, well at least mine doesn't -bend- when you push on it."
Goku snarled at Gojyo, protectively dematerializing the nyoibou to prevent further prodding. "It's -supposed- to bend!"
Hakkai, perched comfortably on his cot, held up both his hands. "Come on, fellows. I'm sure Sanzo-sama will want to make up for lost ground tomorrow, so let's all get to sleep."
Gojyo grumbled but waved a farewell and made his way to the room he was to share with said sadistic monk.
Goku plopped onto his cot, laughing nervously when it gave an ominous creak.
"So what was that all about?" Hakkai asked, running his hand through his hair and forcing himself not to regret picking the cheapest lodgings he could find. But oh, what he wouldn't have given for a good shower and, of all simple pleasures, a toothbrush.
Goku shrugged. "He told me about getting his shakujou stuck under the bed and I said he was a moron for doing it. And then he told me if the shakujou had been small like my nyoibou he wouldn't've had so much trouble with it but that smaller weapons suit chibis." Goku made a face. Hakkai smiled wearily and plucked Hakuryuu from his shoulders as he lay down.
The little dragon cooed and shifted in discomfort at being moved, but soon settled at the end of Hakkai's cot. "So you challenged him."
Goku grinned. "Yeah! And I won, too! Even if Gojyo was moving the shakujou around. You should've grabbed it, Hakkai."
Hakkai looked into Goku's triumphant face and sighed affectionately. "That, I fear, would have been dangerous. Go to sleep, Goku. Goodnight."
"G'night, Hakkai."
Hakkai rolled onto his side and wondered when Gojyo's endless testosterone would adulterate Goku's naivete. He certainly had taken the supposed inadequacy of his shakujou worse than could have been expected from such a playful contest. Then again, everything with Gojyo was a phallic metaphor.
Next door, Sanzo and Gojyo simultaneously sneezed. Someone somewhere laughed until her sides cramped.
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Goku grinned from ear to ear. "Baka kappa, I was right!"
Gojyo frowned and poked the nyoibou. "Yeah, well at least mine doesn't -bend- when you push on it."
Goku snarled at Gojyo, protectively dematerializing the nyoibou to prevent further prodding. "It's -supposed- to bend!"
Hakkai, perched comfortably on his cot, held up both his hands. "Come on, fellows. I'm sure Sanzo-sama will want to make up for lost ground tomorrow, so let's all get to sleep."
Gojyo grumbled but waved a farewell and made his way to the room he was to share with said sadistic monk.
Goku plopped onto his cot, laughing nervously when it gave an ominous creak.
"So what was that all about?" Hakkai asked, running his hand through his hair and forcing himself not to regret picking the cheapest lodgings he could find. But oh, what he wouldn't have given for a good shower and, of all simple pleasures, a toothbrush.
Goku shrugged. "He told me about getting his shakujou stuck under the bed and I said he was a moron for doing it. And then he told me if the shakujou had been small like my nyoibou he wouldn't've had so much trouble with it but that smaller weapons suit chibis." Goku made a face. Hakkai smiled wearily and plucked Hakuryuu from his shoulders as he lay down.
The little dragon cooed and shifted in discomfort at being moved, but soon settled at the end of Hakkai's cot. "So you challenged him."
Goku grinned. "Yeah! And I won, too! Even if Gojyo was moving the shakujou around. You should've grabbed it, Hakkai."
Hakkai looked into Goku's triumphant face and sighed affectionately. "That, I fear, would have been dangerous. Go to sleep, Goku. Goodnight."
"G'night, Hakkai."
Hakkai rolled onto his side and wondered when Gojyo's endless testosterone would adulterate Goku's naivete. He certainly had taken the supposed inadequacy of his shakujou worse than could have been expected from such a playful contest. Then again, everything with Gojyo was a phallic metaphor.
Next door, Sanzo and Gojyo simultaneously sneezed. Someone somewhere laughed until her sides cramped.