Afternoon of the same day, somewhere in Japan. Anima appeared before Áviya.
"You just like any other god. Come and go as you please. I already forgot what questions I wanted to ask you." said Áviya.
"It is possible that you want to see the consequence of your actions," stated Anima.
Before Áviya was able to answer she found herself moving northwest accelerating.
After some time she stopped in a desert. Anima was floating nearby.
"The whole trip was about 25 minutes. Half of the time it was accelerating motion, the other half - decelerating," said Áviya. "Sea level was consistently at pi/4 angle to gravity, which gives acceleration of about g. So, I was moved about 11 000 km, which means that this is either Sahara or one of North American deserts." She slapped herself on the forehead."Dammit! I forgot to take the rotation of the Earth into account! "
"You are in the part of Earth called Algeria. Look behind you."
Áviya turned and found a forest with unnaturally straight border.
"What the hell is this?! Some kind of Dido's practical joke? "
"During experiment with danmaku, the illusionary being Yakumo Yukari was materialised. As a result, a part of my mind was isolated. This is what you see before you."
"Wait, Yukari is material now? As if one material omnipotent being wasn't enough." said Áviya. She looked at the forest. "There is an ordinary witch flying here. By the nine hells, have you created the Gensoukyou?! "
"I haven't done anything like this. It appeared entirely by itself, despite such event being highly improbable."
"Pick one: Magic, Yukari fooling around, Eirin's shady new drug or Moriya shrine conspiracy. I pick first and second."
Marisa arrived and said,"I found the culprits of this incident before Reimu! "
"I think she wants to fight you." said Áviya to Anima quietly.
Anima looked at Marisa. "It's impossible for ordinary human to harm me."
"I'm an ordinary witch. You aren't the first youkai to underestimate me." said Marisa smirking.
"How are you going to attack me? You don't have any ranged weapons and to reach me for melee attack you have to rely on the chain of highly improbable events, that are keeping you afloat, to continue long enough."
"I'm going to attack you with magic, of course! "
"With magic? Concentration of delirium in your body is close enough to zero to make this impossible."
"You think so?! Well, try to dodge this! Love Sign 'Non-Directional Laser'! "
"Uh-oh. I'd like to make a statement that I am not involved in this and my interactions with this spellcard lack any significance whatsoever." said Áviya
Anima looked at danmaku lasers passing through her. "It has already been established that fighting using visual hallucinations is ineffective."
"Ineffective?! " Marisa pulled her mini-Hakkero out of her hat. "Let's see what you will say about this! MASTER SPARK! "
Giant laser beam fired annihilating everything in its past, including Anima's avatar.
"In the news today: an omnipotent alien computer is cosplaying Nightmare Moon! This wasn't danmaku, was it? " said Áviya.
"No. I might have gone a little overboard with it. Anyway, who are you? " asked Marisa, suspiciously.
"I'm just an animal who happened to be here" said Áviya with a weird grin.
"You look human to me."
"Humans are animals too, but I am not a human. Although, I am not youkai either."
Anima chose this moment to appear.
"You have only destroyed my avatar. You have to damage a large part of Earth to even hurt me. You didn't fool me trying to appear as the cause of that laser beam. I can detect absence of causal connection and know that that was just a coincidence."
"Don't you think that there was too many coincidences? It is just something you can't detect." said Áviya.
"I can detect anything material and nothing ideal can interact with material objects directly. The only explanation is that an entity, that you would call a quantum Laplace's demon, had determined all these events in the past and set up entanglement between certain particles to cause this effects."
"I'm pretty sure I don't need any demons to do magic." said Marisa.
Áviya exploded, "This is a load of bull! Laplace's demon is impossible! The only possible explanation is this is really an ideal magic! .." she paused, as realization dawned on her, "Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! This means that Yukari had made this world ideal! "
"Yukari did this? This is boring. Guess, I have to beat her again." And Marisa flew away.
Áviya still remained in shock. "By the nine hells, this is going to end with the damned magic of friendship or I will just disintegrate for no reason... Wait, Yukari couldn't do this with material powers. It looks like she did this and then gave herself her full power retroactively. Damn, then this world isn't just ideal now, it doesn't obey the principle of causality anymore as well." She turned to Anima. "This what happens when someone gives gods too much power."
"Predisposition of biorgs to nonsense is the another sign of their inherent inferiority. The best course of actions for you is to eliminate the force that isolates this part from my influence. I will disable this avatar now," stated Anima and disappeared.
"Fine! If we are going to materialise gods by dozens, I'm going to find Yahweh and kill him at last." Áviya crossed the border and went left along it.
"Oh my, how lucky for me to meet you on my way to the shrine." Áviya saw a woman leaning on the boundary of a gap which was hiding her lower body.
"Isn't it the illusionary being that Anima was talking about," sneered Áviya, "Who, by the nine hells, let you take a perfectly good material world and turn it into ideal?! "
"Calm down, Juana." said Yukari.
Áviya suppressed reflexive reaction and said, "Whoana? "
"This is your name: Juana Lucía Cifra, isn't it? "
"This is the name of the human who became a monster because she was too weak to survive. You still haven't answered me: Who gave you the right to meddle with the fundamental laws?! "
"You should mind your manners talking with an elder being."
"Or what?! You will turn my boundary into a point? I'm a material animal, I don't have a clearly defined boundary! "
"You are underestimating my powers. How about I move your aural pain threshold a little." said Yukari in a quiet but firm tone, however each word sounded to Áviya as if it was tearing her eardrums. She fell on her knees, clutching her ears. Then the sounds returned to normal.
"Well? " asked Yukari.
"I acknowledge that I am inferior to you now." said Áviya hiding the tears of pain.
"You are a prideful one, Juana," said Yukari, "Oh, we are almost near the shrine. Go, introduce yourself to Reimu. I have some things to attend to." And she vanished into a gap.
"As usual with omnipotent beings, nobody have any idea how they get there." said Áviya to the empty space. "Well, I have never burned a Shinto shrine before."
Reimu was drinking tea on the veranda of her shrine. Áviya appeared from around the corner with a strange grin. Reimu noticed her almost immediately.
"Welcome to the Hakurei Shrine. By the way, the donation box is over there" she said. She noticed strange Áviya's attire, "Ah, never mind, you are obviously an outsider."
"I can donate someone's blood," said Áviya, "But what gave me away? Was it my unusual phenotype? "
"Nobody would wear such clothes in the middle of the summer. Did Yukari yanked you from the North Pole or something? "
"It wasn't Yukari. And I can control my heat production so I don't need to use the ineffective human adaptations to heat. Right now, I am closer to early synapsids than mammals in this respect. By the way, Reimu, I am Áviya, the Sorceress of Pestilence."
"You can save the bragging. I can see that you are a human without special powers. And how do you know my name? "
"From the Internet. Also, I am not a human. Just try to attack me."
Reimu didn't even bother to use a spellcard. She just threw several homing danmaku amulets at Áviya. To her surprise, the amulets didn't home and the ones that didn't miss just passed through Áviya.
"Works every time," said Áviya. "I think I am starting to notice a pattern here."
"What are you?! "
"Oh, I am just an animal."
"Just an animal?! Let me show you what I do with crows who steal from my donation box! "
Reimu threw a single paper amulet. Áviya caught it with her right hand.
"Are you seriously trying to use divine power against a material animal? " As soon as she said this amulet exploded. Áviya loudly hissed from pain and clutched the stump. She held it for second and when she unclenched her left hand, all vessels in her right wrist was sealed and the wound was covered by skin.
"How did you do this? " asked Reimu, astonished.
"It's one of my powers: Vicissitude, the fleshcrafting. It's useful if you need stop the bleeding fast. Or start it. The other one is the absorption of disease, which let me to collect all the bacteria that was freed when my hand was destroyed."
Yukari appeared from a gap. "Oh, I see you already met Juana."
"Who? "
"She talks about me." explained Áviya.
"I see. And why does she call you Fuana? How does she even pronounce this?! "
"Apparently, she haven't noticed that I have changed since I was ten years old. I guess thirteen years is hard to notice to someone who is several millennia old."
"Speaking of changes," said Reimu. "Aren't you supposed to be in shock due to a recent one? "
"Actually, shock is caused by the blood loss, not by the pain. And for the pain I have bacteria that can produce local anaesthetics, so it hurts no more than lemon juice."
Suddenly Áviya, who was looking in the direction of the shrine, gasped. She looked around, counted something on her fingers, spread her arms, looked at them and in front of her, scratched her head and said, "This makes no damn sense. I may be wrong but Hakurei shrine is located on the east of Gensoukyou, isn't it? "
"Yes." said Reimu and Yukari.
"Since it was about 16 o'clock when I was in Japan it supposed to be about 9 o'clock here."
"Yes." said Yukari.
"Wait a minute! Are you implying that we aren't in Japan?! " demanded Reimu.
"Because of the certain events," Áviya looked at Yukari, "Gensoukyou has been moved into the Sahara desert."
"To where? "
"The Sahara is the desert in the North Africa."
"And where is this Africa? "
"I guess you can't expect someone who lives in an isolated country to know global geography. Africa is a continent located about a third of equator away from Japan."
"What in the world Gensoukyou is doing there?! "
"Because of the nature of hostile forces Gensoukyou had to be placed somewhere where life is scarce." explained Yukari.
"In other words, where Anima's influence is the weakest." added Áviya.
"Who is this Anima to decide where Gensoukyou is supposed to be? "
"Oh, just a global omnipotent and omniscient alien computer."
"Alien? Those Lunarians are due to the talk with me! "
"No, in this case, it's some other aliens. Extragalactic, to be precise."
"Extragalactic? "
"Let's stop with this before I have to tell you about everything discovered in the last two centuries," said Áviya. "So, if it's supposed to be 9 o'clock here then what in the nine hells the Sun is doing there?! " she pointed to the left of the Hakurei Shrine gates.
Reimu looked at the sun with disbelief. "Yes, what is the Sun doing on the southwest in the morning? " she asked.
"It it nothing serious, the Earth was just rotated about a third of the full revolution almost instantaneously a little time ago. So, technically, it's late afternoon now," said Yukari.
"Nothing serious?! " exclaimed Áviya "What about inertial forces that flung everything into space? I don't feel being in outer space now."
"They was neutralised."
"Was it you or Anima who did this? "
"It wasn't me. I would have just moved boundary between night and day."
"I guess Anima really think that I am going to help her. And also she doesn't want to wait."
"This is an incident! " said Reimu, "Humans will not sleep this night and will be defenceless against youkai."
"Speaking about humans," said Áviya thoughtfully. "I need to take care of my hand. See you later! " She went away from shrine.
"Wait! .." called Reimu after her. Then she reconsidered. "Never mind. Youkai can have her, for all I care."