So. Much. Homework. Been busy all week.

So, just to make this clear, THIS IDEA MOSTLY BELONGS TO MY AWESOMESAUCETASTICAL FF FRIEND ChickWithThePurpleGuitar ( www. fanfiction u/2776466/ChickWithThePurpleGuitar). She did a story called Oh, Nico ( www. fanfiction . s/8316661/1/Oh-Nico). My friend, who I shall call Candycat, came up with THIS idea whilst reading Oh, Nico, at rehearsal. Because we have a ton of downtime. :)

Disclaimer: I really don't own anything. Except partially the ideas :)

Co-written with: Candycat, my friend in theatre who does not have an account on here. Candycat actually wrote the first half of this.

Oh, Felix

Felix was playing with his penguins one day when they started opening their mouths and squawking. Felix understood that they wanted food. So, Felix had an idea a very Felixish idea. "I will feed you!" He shouted.

He ran to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator, grabbing the the biggest piece of raw fish he could find, and ran to the penguins. He put a chunk of it in his mouth, chewed it up, and swallowed. He tried to regurgitate it but it wouldn't come up. So, of course, he tried one again but it didn't work. But Felix wouldn't give up-he tried till the pound of fish was gone. Then he started feeling sick. "Oh, I don't feel so good..." He started rolling on the floor clutching his stomach.

Later Sadie and Carter walked, too involved in a heated argument to notice Felix throwing up on the floor.

"Well, it was your fault! I was just brushing my hair! You did it!" Sadie shrieked

"Well I-Felix, what the heck?!" Asked Carter, eyeing the small child warily. Then, he saw the fish container and the hungry penguins.

"Ooooooh, it was Felix" said Sadie, putting two and two together. "BAST!" Called Sadie. An extremely pissed Bast walked in and carter gulped. "So, we found who stole your fish-"

"FELIX!

"Crap!" Shrieked Sadie. "He could have Salmonella!"

"Bast drive him to the hospital!" Carter demanded. So an extremely pissed Bast drove them to the hospital, speeding the whole way and leaving three accidents in her wake. Once they were at the hospital, a nurse put him in a wheelchair as Bast explained that he ate a whole pound of raw fish.

He did indeed have salmonella. As Carter walked out of the hospital ward Felix was in, he thought to himself, "Oh, Felix."

Sorry this took so long, been a hectic week. Still haven't had much sleep. Tech week is going to be interesting...

Question of the day: What is your favorite YouTube Channel/Video? (Say PSY and I will send you to Skaro. He's just creepy.)

Answer to last weeks question: Doctor Who, in case you didn't know. It's more like my totally healthy and not in any way self damaging obsession. (Yes, I needed to specify that.)

Keep calm and be yourself!

-WolfyBD and Candycat