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**I'm back! I was in LA! I went to work on Skid Row.

I was also about five blocks away from Michael Jackson when he died. Intense isn't it? :p

"Hello Miss Swan." Edward freaking Masen caught me.

Again.

"Hello Mr. Masen." I replied, blushing. Fate hated me today.

"You two know each other?" Rosalie asked, making me very aware of the arms wrapped around my body.

"We've had the pleasure of meeting." He must've recognized he was still holding onto me too, because he pulled away abruptly. "That's twice now. I thought it was just the slick floors, but now I see your just hopeless." He teased.

"Hey, at least I didn't spill my drink." I replied, lifting my glass up to show him. He gave me the crooked smile that took my breath away.

"Small world." Alice mumbled.

"Very." Rosalie agreed.

"Did she fall again?" Emmett was outside now, probably only catching the end of our conversation. Finally, he appeared, with Jasper following behind him. "Eddie, I want you to meet bells." He slammed his hand onto both of our shoulders. I wobbled a little, making Emmett laugh.

"Thy already know each other." Rosalie continued to look at us, confused.

"Really?" Emmet smirked. "How?" Jasper grabbed onto Alice's small frame, but her eyes never left us.

"Mr. Deveraux sent me to tell him about next Monday." I gave him the short version.

"Raux sent you all the way to Forks?" He chortled.

"Yep." I popped the 'p'. I didn't think it was exactly funny.

"You should've told me you met my brother Bells." Seriously Emmett?

"Gee Bob, there's a lot of things I could say to that. But I don't really think I need to." Bob alone was good enough. Everyone thought it was funny, I heard perfect laughs coming from all around me. I wasn't sure there was such things as a perfect laugh. But apparently there was.

"You really did that." Edward was gasping for air.

"She just found out." Emmett kept laughing.

"Just now?" Edward looked at me.

"What? I don't really like sports." I mumbled. I'm amazed I even caught on when I did.

"Dinner is ready." Rosalie broke the silence, grabbing onto Alice's arm who then grabbed on to mine taking me with them.

"What was that?" Alice demanded, stopping dead in her tracks to look at me.

"What was what? And aren't we supposed to get dinner?" I asked, not enjoying the spot light.

"Don't play dumb Bella. I've never seen him like that." Rosalie looked me up and down.

"Who?" I knew who they were talking about, but if I play innocent I might make it out alive.

"Edward!" Rosalie and Alice snapped at the same time. Or not. I thought.

"Bella, we have never seen Edward laugh so hard, or smile for so long to be honest." Alice explained, a little calmer now.

"Usually he broods all day." Rosalie chimed in.

"I've only talked to him once." I told them truthfully.

"When?"

"Yes...terday?" I said unsure. I coudn't belive it was only yesterday.

"You're the chocolate shake girl?" Rosalie looked at me disbelievingly.

"The who?" Alice and I said at the same time.

"Emmett was telling me that Edward had this full blown conversation with this girl that ate chocolate shakes and french fries together, he wouldn't stop talking about you. And then Emmett fell asleep." She looked disappointed.

"You always get the best pillow talk." Alice grumbled.

"So you're the chocolate shake girl." Rosalie said, not in a question form this time, giving Alice a smirk acknowledging what Alice had said.

"I guess." I said sheepishly.

"W-o-w." Alice said it in three syllables.

"So, what happened between you guys?" Rosalie asked it innocently enough, but I knew the question she was really asking. She wanted to know if we had sex.

"Nothing. We ate till we got fat, and we talked." I spoke the truth.

"I'd call BS on you. But I have a feeling that you're a really bad liar." She was so blunt. Just like "Bob"

"I am." I shrugged. I was never a good liar, only on a few occasions have I ever gotten away with a lie.

"Lets get dinner or else Emmett will start bitching." Rosalie said it with love, giving a dazzling smile.

"Rosie babe, I'm hungry." Emmett said not even two minutes later.

"Well jeez. A pregnant woman can only go so fast." She yelled back, smiling. She knew she was fast. Pregnant or not I'm sure she could out run girls younger than her. We walked through the doors, leading out to the patio each carrying a platter holding tons of food. I doubted that we would be able to eat it all.

But they all continued to surprise me. We ate it all, and even after desert Emmet said, "Babe, I'm hungry."

"What do you want me to do about it?" Rosalie looked at him, turning sideways.

"I want you to tell me what you want from In-N-Out burger."

"What makes you think I'm hungry?"

"You're always hungry."

"I love you." She glowed, kissing his cheek. "I want a double double." (A/N sorry, its just I love In-N-Out burger. and we don't have one where I'm from. I got to eat it like six times in LA and I'm going through withdrawals. *sniffles*)

"Anyone want anything?" Emmett asked.

"Yes." Rosalie said.

"I know what you want." He smiled, kissing her forehead.

"Don't go. Send someone else." She begged. And before I could think I said, "I'll go."

"No Bella. I didn't mean you. I meant one of my loving siblings." She shot them a look. I didn't want to say no to her. I've always had a soft spot for pregnant ladies.

"No really, its fine."

"Are you sure?" Emmett asked now.

"Yeah. I am."

"Well I'll go with her." Edward offered. And I suddenly wished that In-N-Out burger was a ten hour drive. Not twenty minutes.

** It took all I had to not bang my head over and over against the computer desk.

This chapter was so annoying to write.

Sadface. :(