Beauty is the Beast

The Marauders and Severus plus one!

I apologize for this but it needed to be placed. Give me your ideas if you want. Paper Crane will be updated Friday.

Sera's Humorous note: Hello everybody! I know that I've written quite a bit of Fics that I have yet to finish but well my imagination seems to run off a bit. (Laughs) Anyway for my HP fics no one really reads them except for the story Paper Crane, which will be updated Friday. My other fics (Non HP) have taken a back seat all except FOTB2 which is still being worked over since I'm having quite a bit of trouble with it's ending –yes I've finished the whole thing and no I don't know if I'll post it right away since I'm editing it and such.

Anyway-this story has gone through major plot changes beginning with the cast characters. At first it was more like it's namesake the Manga Beauty is the Beast but then it wasn't as fun. Secondly the characters have gone through three cast changes. First it was with the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh (I know I'm a nerd) and then it turned to Gravitation (Eiri Yuki though was too harsh for it and Shuichi kept be written a bit too idiotically though I still love them) and then Naruto…I've written a majority of Naruto fics for a long while and it seemed to fit the best but then it would be semi cliché and really-how many fics can one read about AU Sasuke and Hinata fics without nausea? (Though they are my favorite crack pairing I still find myself waving the SasuHina flag though I'm trying to branch out)

I decided to be different in my writing and opted for a challenge and since I had been reading HP and writing it albeit silly, the Marauders and Sev came to mind immediately. Why them and not Harry and the others? Because I've never written them before, it's exciting. It'll be a little off and OOC and a definite Alternate Universe meaning the Marauders and Sev are…NORMAL HIGH SCHOOL TEENAGERSDUN DUN DUN! Can you hear the angry cackles of the HP fan girls the cries of outrage of those sharpening their sickles and tools of imminent death?

Sasuke: even now she is preparing to run for the hills.

Itachi: She's already packed a bag-she's written High School AU fics before but never for this. This is truly dangerous isn't it Little brother?

Sasuke: Yes yes the Harry Potter fandom is quite large and loved by all for the sheer fact of the wizarding world itself. To take that vital part away from the characters is sheer madness…

Itachi: I see so she will probably die in a pit filled with angry fan girls?

Sasuke: And that one fan boy running this way look out the window Itachi, they've already come.

Sera and Itachi huddle behind Sasuke and stare at the large cloaked group of fan girls and one fan boy (RPF Random Potter Fan) running towards the house.

Sasuke: Aw they're dressed up as Death Eaters…how cute.

Itachi: Cute and apparently a very organized group of cosplayers. You think it's like that for us?

Sasuke: For sure…I mean we're pretty popular too…

Sera: Oh my God…I'm gonna die. That's it man game over…GAME OVER...!

Itachi: …it was a good run wasn't it?

Sasuke Yeah first with Lonely in Gorgeous the beginning of the AU High School fics…

Itachi: and who knew it would end with Harry Potter…how sad…wait a minute. That Fan Boy…is that? –Stares on in confusion of RPF-

Sasuke: No way…it can't be but then…

Sera: -Eyes widened- DANIEL RADCLIFFE?! WHAT THE HELL?!

Itachi: -turned towards the screen- Readers…now its the time to mourn and remember Sera for all of the joy, torture of Sasuke, and love she had poured into your lives with her stories…she will be forever missed.

Sera: I aint dead yet!

Robert Patinson: Huh? So this is how being in a fan fic is like. Interesting.

Sasuke: What the hell are you even doing here? –Inner monologue: (Holy Cedric Diggory's port key! I must have his autograph!)

Robert: I haven't a clue. I'll stick around though.

Sasuke: That's cool…you can play the narrator. (It's EDWARD CULLEN! SQUEE!)

Robert: Now lets see where's the teleprompter…oh the words just float. Cool. All right lets begin…oh there it is! Uh lets see…"Beauty is the Beast will be posted in its entirety this Friday so keep a look out." That was it? Well that wasn't a lot to say really...why on earth is she jumping out of the window of her flat?

Sasuke: take a look yourself...you see that giant mass chasing her?

Robert: Oh I know them. They gave me a ride over they're very odd aren't they?

Sasuke: Just a bit. Apparently they don't want this story to be written...upset maybe because this authors note is taking up space in Paper Crane when chapter four should be but I doubt that's the reason.

Robert: I see. Well I guess I'll be stuck here so maybe the readers should keep a look out?

Sasuke: I would say so. (OMGAWSH...BREATHE SASUKE BREATHE...)

Sera: GYAAAAAH! -running- KEEP A LOOK OUT AND REVIEW WITH WHAT YOU THINK AND MAY WANT IN THE STORY!! OH AND DONT FORGET PAPER CRANE WILL BE UPDATED FRIDAY...