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Alex rolled his eyes. "Okay. I know your mad. But maybe Nick got the Ootori to drop all the charges."

His mother was still freaking out. "No! Alex, it doesn't work like that in the real world! I better go and start making a check! Your grounded Alex!" Then she left.

Alex was unfazed by the statement.. "How many times have I heard that? And how many times has that not happened?"

His mother heard. "I heard that Alexander!"

Alex ran to his room. "Shit!"

Nick's POV

Nick was just walking up to the front gates of his mansion. Maybe I should of thought of a reason before coming here. No doubt Alex already told our mother. SHIT! He opened the door and went inside, tip-toeing to his room hoping no one would hear him. As he was half-way up the stairs.. So close.. to freedom! He heard someone said..

"Nicholas Callis.."

Nick jumped and turned seeing his mother standing with her arms crossed. "M-mother! Hi! How are you? How was your day? How's father? He's okay right?"

His mother shook her head. "Nope, Nick. Alex told me everything. How did it go?" she said as she sat down on the nearest chair.

Nick saw that he was gonna lose so he came down and he sat next to her. "Fine, you win."

She smiles. "Don't I always?"

Nick looked at her. "Do you wanna hear or not?"

"Sorry."

"Okay. So, after Alex hit Kyoya Ootori, he left. Then I was with Ootori-senpai. He then said he would drop everything.."

She interrupted "You've got to be kidding me! I never heard of an Ootori doing that! I would have thought that the family would have black-mailed us. I was kinda scared of that."

"Yeah, about that. He wanted something in return. He wanted for me and Alex to go to a club after school tomorrow. I don't know what kinda of club it is but he said his president wants to meet us."

"Really? How awesome! You already made friends! I'm so proud of you Nick! Alex! Please come down!"

Alex obeyed and slowly came down. "Am I still grounded?" he said as sweet as possible.

"No Darling! I'm sorry!" His mother ran to hug Alex.

Alex smirked at Nick. This is how it always worked! Hahaha!

Nick rolled his eyes. He got her. She need better defenses.

"Alex, I kinda have some bad news for you. We're gonna have to go to some kind of club. Because you decided to punch an Ootori."

Alex shrugged and said " I warned him. Didn't I warn him?"

Nick shook his head. "That doesn't matter! It didn't give you any right to hit him! If I wasn't there to solve the situation, what do you think would happened?"

Alex shrugged again. "We would have payed some fine and then made an enemy?"

Nick sighed. "You know what? That doesn't even matter anymore the point is that we have to go see some club thanks to you."

"Your Welcome. Also, I'm not going."

Their mother jumped. "Oh no you don't Alex! You are going to go and your going to make friends! I don't want anymore problems. We don't want anymore problems. That's final."

Nick nods. Alex nods. Then their mom then cleared her throat. "That wasn't the only thing I wanted to talk about.."

"What else?"

"My.. sister. Is coming tomorrow as well. She'll be, hopefully, helping me out. But they're are something you should know about her. She's the youngest. She has a daughter that's five years old. Jacqueline Dover. I'm seriously not sure. Don't tell her. She's divorce. I don't know how many years or if its just recent. She's very busy with her job. You'll probably be babysitting for a bit. Unless she has her own babysitter or something. Uhh.. I think that's it. She's really hurt about her divorce so no mentioning anything about that. Her husband left her for someone. I think their.. umm, GOD! I really don't know." She thought hard. "She told me over the phone. Now I can't remember."

"Maybe you should pay more attention."

"Don't sass me! Anyways. I want you both on your best behavior. Alex."

"What? Why me? What did I do?"

Nick sighed. "Let's not go over this again and of course mother. We'll be good."

"You have my word." Alex smiled. Suckers. Heh. And might as well go to the damn club. It's not like I wanna meet some depressing bitch. "And Nick, your right. We should go to the club. I mean I did almost break the Ootori's nose so might as well go and apologize and shit like that right?"

"Yes, Alex. Finally. Did I finally get to you?"

Alex nodded and said dramatic as he got up and walked up the stairs "Yes! I saw the errors of my ways.. Now if you'll excuse me. I need to go ask Jesus Christ if he'll forgive me." then he disappeared.

Their Mother sighed. "Now excuse me. I need to go make a phone call to your father." and with that she left.

Nick muttered. "nice to see the family together." then sighed and left for his room. Tomorrow we'll see the club. I wonder what kind of club it is?

Kyoya's Point Of View

Success, I finally got those Callis twins to agree to see the club tomorrow. I better go tell Tamaki or he'll bug me on why he wasn't ready. How annoying.

"Kyoya! Hey!"

"Tamaki, I'll be glad to inform that those Callis twins you wanted to meet, will be going to the host club tomorrow after school."

"Great! Hold on! I'm gonna call everyone! They must know about this."

Kyoya waited. Why couldn't he just tell everyone tomorrow? Seriously? Baka.

"Okay! Kyoya? You still there?"

"Yes, Tamaki."

"What was the important news that you wanted to tell us Tono?" Two voice said together.

"I still don't have Haruhi's number. After all we've been through." Tamaki wailed into the phone.

"That's not what we came to talk about Tama-chan" a cute voice interrupted Tamaki.

"Your right Hunny-senpai! Kyoya has the most amazing news in the world! Remember those new transfer students. Those Callis twins? Tell them Kyoya!" Tamaki said in excitement.

Kyoya sighed as he fixed his glasses. "Due to certain events happening, The Callis Twins agreed to come to see the club.."

"That's great Kyo-chan!"

"Yeah.."

"What were those Certain Events?" The Hitachiin twins asked in curiosity.

"Yah! Tell US Kyoya!"

"Let's just say.. Certain Events."

"Okay! I vote for them to join the club! They are very beautiful, like me!"

"Mm-hmm! They look very nice! I hope they like cake!"

"I vote the same as Mitsukuni"

"I agree. They could earn us a lot of profit for the club."

The Hitachiin's were still talking among each other.

"I vote no" Hikaru said

"I vote yes!" Kaoru said after

"I mean.. What could they possible contribute to the club? We already have the Brotherly Love package!" Hikaru raised his voice slightly.

Kyoya opened his notebook and looked at the status of the 'Brotherly Love Package'

"Well. Yes. That's true. But the Brotherly Package has been down by 4% and I'm not liking that. Apparently the ladies don't see the moe anymore. The profits are down by 2%. Fix that."

The Twin's line fell silent.

"Your right! Kyoya! What should the Callis twin's act be, if they to make the club?"

"I don't see why we can't just open another 'Brotherly Love Package.' We could even switch the pairing around."

"Great Idea Kyoya!"

"No! Bad Idea! I mean, Did you NOT see how they re-acted when they saw OUR Brotherly Love?" Hikaru sneered.

"No, I didn't. I wasn't there. I was looking for Tamaki."

"I was! It wasn't pretty.. The darker haired twin didn't look too happy." Hunny said worriedly

"Yeah." Agreed Mori with his cousin.

"See my point? He would never agree to this.."

"But, Hikaru, Nick looked like he would understand and has an open mind and maybe just maybe, could convince his twin."

"I wanna properly meet them!" Hunny said cheerfully

Kyoya opened his computer and read the information out-loud to the host club.

"The Darker haired one, Hunny-senpai was talking about is Alexander Callis while the one that seems to have an Open Mind is Nicholas Callis. Expelled from seventeen different school. The last school.. Public."

"Why were they expelled?" Tamaki asked full of curiosity

"They were expelled because they purposely caught the school on fire.."

"You see? Who knows what they could do to the academy! I'm surprised they haven't been expelled already!"

"Hikaru, Calm down. I'm still hundred percent on letting them in."

"I'm against it. I have a bad feeling about those two."

"I'm gonna give them a chance and agree with Kaoru."

"I still say yes! Cake! Cake!"

"Yeah."

"Okay. Its decided! Tomorrow we'll ask the Callis twins to join the club!"

There was a growl, then a hang up. They all knew who it was.

"Okay. See you all tomorrow." And with that Kyoya hanged up.

The Next Morning

The Callis twins were getting ready. Each with their own Ouran uniform.

God, This sucks. I hate this stupid uniform. It makes me look gay. Alex thought as he walked down the stair to the living room. Nick already ready.

"So, You finally found your uniform right? Where was it? Under the rose bush?"

Alex laughed. "Haha. You think your so funny. Go to hell Nick. Where's mother?"

"I dunno. She must of left early and no doubt father isn't here."

"No surprise there. I don't wanna go to school. I'm going back to bed. Good luck with everything and I hope they expel me. Good night everybody." Alex said as he climb the stairs.

"Oh no you don't! Your not gonna skip school and make me go after school to the club with Ootori-senpai!" Nick said as he dragged Alex out the door and into the limo.

Home Room

Oh god. Everyone has been staring at us ever since Alex decided to make a fucking scene! Damn him! Nick nervously thought as he went to go sit to his assigned seat next to Kaoru. Calm down. It's okay. What's the worst that could happen?

Dude, Nikki needs to learn how to chill. He's so worried over what people think of him. He's sucha loser. He can't hide the fact. Alex thought as he followed his brother and sat next to him. Alex loves to keep his pride high. Through out the class he played with pencils, throwing it at people and hitting Nick with them. Then he heard someone whisper,

"God damn it Alex. Stop it. Your gonna get in trouble."

"Shut up Nick. Jesus Christ. You need to take it slow and relax."

"Shut up."

"Wanna watch me do something stupid?"

"No!"

"Okay!" was the last thing Alex said before getting on his hand and knees and quietly crawling to the teacher's desk.

"Oh god." Nick said as he closed his eyes. I can't watch. But the curiosity was killing him and decided to open his eyes. Alex was behind the teacher intimating everything he did. The class laughed. Kaoru's mouth dropped. Hikaru rolled his eyes. Haruhi was speechless.

Alex hid behind the teacher's chair and waited for the right time.

"And that class is how you solve the equation. Now here's your homework. Complete it before tomorrow." He said as he passed out to the class the assignment. Then he went to his desk.

Shit. This is it. Fuck. Now I have to help him. Nick thought fast and grabbed a pencil and threw it at the teacher fast. The teacher yelled in surprise. Then Alex grabbed his chair and forced him to sit down before knocking it over and running to his seat.

"You dumb ass! What the fuck were you thinking?"

The teacher was red with fury. "Alexander and Nicholas Callis! Report to detention immediately!" pointing to the door.

Alex smirked. "Okay teacher. Nice to see we're getting along. See yah suckers later." Grabbing his things he walked out. Nick followed. Why me?

Hikaru looked at his brother. You see? They're gonna get expelled for sure.

Kaoru ignored his brother. Whatever Hikaru.

Callis Twins

"God Alex! We were just sent to detention thanks to you because you think you're SO funny!"

"So what? The class laughed. We were all just having a good time." Alex said as he ignored his twin's nagging.

They were both walking along in silence. Student's looking at them once again. No doubt they all already heard what they have done at their last school. It wasn't like it was my fault! It was all Alex's fault! He's the one that did it! He blamed it on me so I would fall with him! Jerk.

They soon walked around a corner and saw over head the sign that said 'Detention.' Nick sighed and grabbed his books with one hand and with the other he went to open the door. But was pulled back by another one. Alex gave him a look that said "What do you think your doing?"

"Dude, we were sent here. We're suppose to show or it'll be counted as skipping. Which then means we'll be even more trouble."

Alex rolled his eyes. "Does it look like I could give a shit?"

"You should. I'll pay you."

"Nick! You should have said so earlier." Was the last thing Alex said before taking the money from his brother and entering the detention room.

After School

"Okay. I went to detention with you. I been a good boy after that. Now, I'm going home. I'm also not gonna do my damn homework. But if you wanna do it for me Nick, I won't be against it. I promise" Alex stated.

"You wish. We have to go to the club."

"Do you even know where it is?"

"Of course I do! It's in Music Room #3"

"I don't wanna go."

"You should of thought of that before punching someone."

"How about this? You go and give him money and I wait outside and I will probably most likely not leave you."

"No. Do you think I'm a dumb ass?"

"Yes."

"Fuck you. Let go. If you really want to go home, Lets just see what they want then we can go home. I'm sure it won't take long.. Right?"

"I dunno. You tell me. Your the one that agreed"

"Shut Up." Nick rolled his eyes and they both walked to the music room where the host club was currently setting up. Finally getting there, Alex opened the door and rose petal were thrown at them.

"Welcome."

"The Fuck?" Alex looked at them strangely.

Nick was speechless. Exactly what kind of club is this?

Kyoya spoke first. "Ah, Callis twins. Nice to see that you both could make it."

"Yah, I think your only gonna get one out of two because I'm leaving." Alex said as he turned to leave. "See Yah."

Nick glared at Alex. "Come on. Stay.. I'll pay again"

Alex smirked. "Okay!" then turns to face the host club again. "On second thought, I'm not busy. Might as well stay. Never know what could happen.."

Kyoya nodded. "Of course. Let me introduce you to the Ouran High School Host Club and our president Tamaki Suoh"

Tamaki stood up from his royal throne and said "Callis twins. Nice to see you here! But before we attend to business let me introduce everyone" "Mitsukuni Haninozuka, Boy-Lolita. Takashi Morinozuka, Strong & Silent type. Hikaru & Kaoru Hitachiin the little devil type. Kyoya Ootori, the Cool type. Haruhi Fujioka, the Natural." He then bowed and said "Me, Tamaki Suoh, The King!"

Nick smiled politely "Hello, My name's Nicholas Callis" then points to Alex "He's my twin brother Alexander. But if you want you can call us Alex and Nick"

Alex rolled his eyes. "Nice to meet cha. What the fuck did you want to talk about?"

Tamaki posed. "I, The king, would like you both to join this Host Club! Its where the school's most handsomest men with too much time on their hands entertain young ladies with also too much time on their hands."

"No."

"Alex!"

"What? I don't want to do this. This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. And I've seen some pretty stupid things."

"Shut Up! We're really flattered.."

"So You'll say yes?"

"We'll think about it. I promise."

Hunny cried out in joy and ran to them. "You can call me Hunny. Everyone does."

Nick smiled. "Of course. Anything."

Hunny smiled. "When you say Callis.. Do you mean Mrs. Callis, top seller of sweets around the world and my favorite cake provider?"

Nick laughed. "I think.."

Hunny jumped on Nick "Yay! We'll be good friends! Do you like cake?"

"Yes, Kinda."

Alex rolled his eyes. Like I said 'This is so stupid' he then turned to leave. "Well, If this meeting is over. We did our part of the deal, Ootori." With that he left.

Nick was mad at him. That son of a bitch. He didn't even TRY to hide the venom in his voice. Then smiled again. "I'll talk to him." Then quickly grabbed a piece of paper and scribbled in his cell phone number. "This is my cell phone. Feel free to call me! The other one is Alex's, I suggest for you to not call him til I talk to him. Call me later. Good Bye!" Then runs out after Alex.

"That wasn't rude"

"Hey! What I said was true.. We did do our part of the deal. He never said we had to join, only talk"

"Yeah, So what? I think we should join! It looks like fun."

"Girls are gonna pay us to do whatever they want, I don't feel like whoring myself. I was hoping to do it in another few years."

"I'm gonna join! I don't care what you think. Whoring or not. I thought it'll help us make friends. We both haven't had much friends and you know it."

"Because you scare them away with your ugliness."

"No! Because your a big dick! Your fucking mean!"

"But I love it. By the way you owe me money"

"Oh Yeah.." Nick ran like hell. "I'm not gonna fucking pay you"

Alex growled and ran after him. "I'll kill you!"

Kim sat in the back seat of her limo with her daughter Jacqueline and her babysitter Shane. As they got closer to the house she felt more compelled to give them a little insight on her sister.

"Listen Jacky were going to my sisters house for a while so i can help her with a few things. so what do you need to know?"

Jacky smiled " Well mommy. Does she have kids? Are they my age!"

She laughed a little at her daughters eagerness "Hahaha, well she does have kids. they're two boys! Nicholas and Alexander, age sixteen, trouble makers from what i hear... And they LOVE games, as a matter of fact their gonna help Shane look after you!"

The small girl lit up like a candle.

"And what about your sister?" Shane asked looking out the window.

"Hmm, To put it one way..." she started, trying to not sound mean. "She's pretty nice. For one she's my big sis, she's a pastry chef, her husband's i think.. A computer technician, yeah not really much happening on her end... she's like a lifetime movie without commercials during a christmas special..."

Shane laughed and looked at the house growing closer and closer in view. "Well, I guess we better go meet her then, Eh?" looking over at Jacky, he caught her familiar smirk growing wider as her thoughts grew more elaborate.

"Oh, this is gonna be fun..." she said with a smile. "LET'S GO!"

Callis Mansion

After a long ride home full of silent, they arrived home. Alex was first to enter.

"We're home. Is our Aunt home or whatever you wanna fucking call it?"

Their mother came out from the kitchen and said "Nope, But I got a phone call saying that she's very close"

Alex laughed and settled down infront of the television. "Okay, I don't care"

Nick sighed. "I can't wait to meet her. She sounds very interesting!"

She nods and smiled "She is. She's kinda like my best friend. She would be, but she never visit you too, which made me sad."

Then they heard a knock on their door..

She lighten up. "Oh yay! That must be her and child! Remember my darlings be good and nice"

Nick nodded and Alex, not taking his eyes of the television, shrugged and said "Whatever."

She raced to the door. "Hey Sis! I'm so glad your here! How are you? Was your trip well? Do you have your daughter? She must be so cute! My babies.. Well they're not really babies anymore are here. You must meet them! Yay! Did I mention how glad I am to see you?"

Kim walked through the door and screamed "Hey! I missed you so much! You got old! Look at you! Look at your face! Your turning into an old bitch"

"Your so mean! Wahh! Hey! Did you meet my babies?" she said with a gleam. She points to her children. "See? There they both are!"

Nick turned when mention and smiled. "Hello Auntie, My name is Nicholas. But you can call me Nick. Nice to meet you. I hope you had a nice trip here."

Alex was still watching the television. Not turning their way.

"Oh sis! That's my other baby! Alexander! Alex for short!" The mother gushed.

Her sister started at the two boys. Neither of them seem so extraordinary to her but she would let that opinion stay one. "Hello Nick and Alex! Oh you two are so cute! Its a pleasure to see you!" She lied.

Still outside, Shane busily fxing Jacky's pigtails."Now Jacky.." He warned sternly "Be good. I'm sure you want to have fun, but remember the little talk we had about What's legal"

Jacky rolled her eyes and strolled into the Callis' house. "Hello Auntie! I'm Jacqueline annalisse Dover! Its an honor to meet you. Oh and your even more beautiful then in pictures!" She said cutely.

Kim's heart melted inside. "Awww! Isn't she cute?"


She looked at jacqueline.. "Really? Thank you so much sweetie!" Though inside she couldnt help to think how her sister's child was.. Almost. As cute as her own two children. "She's very cute indeed." she nodded in agreement and walked over to Alex.

Finally! I'm done! Please Review and Fave! Will My Kids Join the host club? Find out next time! :)