The Sinful Gospels of Satandrien

by nyahchatnoir

When life was given, there were two things. First, there was the croissant. And then, there was a hungry Adrien. This be the gospels of the cute as fuck sinnamon roll, satanic Satan Adrieena Agrestive. His sinful salvation and sin booty ways give us life. Join us, the prophets, as we take u on a special journey to our overlord Adrien's discovery of salvation. Full summary inside.

4. Cut Me Some Crack

Cut Me Some Crack

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"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR"yelled the anguished smol deom plagg cuz somone stole his foncy cheeeese.

He bet it was thoose darnm bweeb wizaerds agiain. Theay stole everthing in stite and we just gemerrally the worste ande EVERY1 h8ed them.

Evan da kinga hated thoose mangey thingys, theey should be ded but they were lik rats.

Plagg hates rats vory mulch.

Plagg ated rats for da breaskyfast.

He would eat tham l8er, afteer he tolked to da kinga.