By this point, Dwayne and Lindsay had finally had the tires on the car replaced. But Dwayne was growing more and more worried by the second.
"Oh, uh, Lindsay," Dwayne told his daughter. "Have you seen your brothers? It's been three hours since they left the area."
"OH MY GOSH!" said Lindsay. "Mickey and Jay probably ate at Friendly's anyways. They're probably staying at a hotel near the restaurant."
"Oh well, they'll probably be home tomorrow," said Dwayne, as he and Lindsay started driving back home.
The next morning, Alejandro and Owen decided to meet behind Lindsay's house.
"I'm going to give Lindsay the sorpresa of a lifetime," said Alejandro.
"Must be her lucky day," said Owen.
The two scoundrels then hurried into a nearby field to practice for something. There Alejandro came face-to-face with a few dozen people.
"Ladies and gentlemen," said Alejandro. "I'd like to thank you all for coming to my wedding rehearsal. But first, I must... PROPOSE TO THE BRIDE!"
The crowd all started laughing together.
"It's your turn to make a move," Alejandro whispered into Owen's ear.
"Oh boy!" Owen started waving his hands around like a music conductor. The band started playing "Here Comes the Bride" incredibly off-key.
Alejandro took a horn and hit Owen on the head with it.
"Not yet, idiota!" said Alejandro, before he turned to walk back to Lindsay's house.
Inside the house, Lindsay was polishing her fingernails when she heard someone knocking on the door. She got off the couch and opened the door.
"Oh no, not you again, Alfredo!" she gasped.
"Yes, it is me again!" said Alejandro. "And now I've made you an offer you can't refuse!"
"What is it?" asked Lindsay, excited.
"Today... is the day your wildest dreams will come true," said Alejandro. "Picture this. A log cabin with animal heads mounted on my walls, my lovely wife giving me a massage, while the children play with the dogs. We'll have six or seven."
"That many dogs?!" gasped Lindsay.
"NO, I meant children!" Alejandro facepalmed. "And just who do you think that wife will be?"
"Uh..." said Lindsay.
"Why, you of course, Lindsay!" Alejandro grinned.
"Gee Alefonda, I don't know what to say," Lindsay wondered.
"I'm PROPOSING to you!" Alejandro explained.
Just then, Lindsay's father, Dwayne, came down the stairs and was startled.
"Hey!" he yelled. "What do you think you're doing in my house, intruder?!"
"AAH!" Alejandro yelled as he hurried out the front door asnd fell face-first into the mud. The band kept on playing "Here Comes the Bride" as Owen walked up to Alejandro.
"Don't feel down, Alejandro, old buddy," Owen assured him. "Lindsay is secretly in love with you. She probably won't openly admit it."
Meanwhile, back at the castle, Mickey and Jay were still inside the dark dungeon, begging for mercy.
"I may grant you one last thing before I feed you to the sharks," said the British voice.
"I'd like a flashlight to get a better look at you," said Mickey.
"And I'd like to make a phone call to my father," said Jay.
The dark figure that captured the twins the night before stepped away from the dungeon and headed upstairs.
The figure returned a few minutes later with a cell phone and a flashlight. Mickey took the flashlight, while Jay took the phone. First, Jay dialed his father's home number, assuming that he was still home.
"Dad? You won't believe what happened to us! Someone is holding us hostage! We're at a dark castle somewhere nearby... Hold on a second, Dad." Jay turned towards his brother and asked him a favor: "Mickey, could you shine the flashlight on this person?"
Mickey turned on the flashlight, and he was scared shitless. He saw a long snout with a black nose and buck teeth.
The flashlight was so weak that Mickey still couldn't tell what animal this was. "I think this is a weasel," he guessed.
Jay resumed talking to his father. "We've been held hostage by a giant weasel! Also, the castle is somewhere northwest of the village!"
The Weasel pounced at the twins on all fours, as Jay dropped the phone onto the hay beneath him. The Weasel stretched his arm through the cell and grabbed the phone, ending the call immediately.
Meanwhile, Lindsay was at home in her room, packing for something.
"Can you imagine, he asked me to marry him. Me, the wife of that boorish, brainless...' Lindsay said to herself, then she began singing.
Alejandro, can't you just see it
Alejandro, his little wife
Not me, no sir, I guarantee it
I want much more than this provincial life...
I want adventure in the great wide somewhere
I want it more than I can tell
And for once it might be grand
To have someone understand
I want so much more than they've got planned
Lindsay's father, Dwayne, was still on the phone. "Hello? Hello?!" But nobody answered, because the tone was dead. Dwayne's pupils shrunk as he became even more worried. He dashed down the stairs and hurried out the door with his daughter.
"What's up, Dad?" said Lindsay, confused.
"Something terrible has happened to your brothers!" screamed Dwayne. "We've got to go rescue them!"