A/N: Sorry for the long wait! School sucked the creative juices out of me. But luckily, KawaiiBlodyRose finally updated the 'last' chapter of Baeutiful Sperkle, putting creative juices and motivation back inside my mind.
Dedicated to KawaiiBlodyRose. Thank you for sharing one of the greatest stories of our time with us! ;)
Previously, on Beautiful Sparkle:
"OH, NO YOU DIDN'T SCREAMED…"
...
….PRINCESSPAW!
"OH, NO!" said Skyrock, raping the ground. (I'm sorry! I had to leave it like that!)
"OH, NO!" echoed Beautifulpaw, dodging as Princesspaw clawed at her. "OH, NO!" repeated Beautifulpaw, crying. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND?"
"NO, YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH MY TOMFRIEND!"
"What's with all the caps?" asked Cometkit. Princesspaw and Beautifulpaw stopped for a moment to turn and look at him. They both shrugged. "Ask KawaiiBlodyRose," Princesspaw said before the angry apprentices went back into cat fight mode.
"OH, NO!"
"OH, NO!"
"OH, NOOOOOOOO!" EVERYONE SCREAMED.
Skyrock, getting up from the spot where she was previously raping the ground, shook her head and sighed, "We have definitely got to get new lines."
"YOU'RE GOING TO DIE," said Princesspaw, lunging again. "Thank StarClan! Then we don't have to be in this stupid story anymore," one cat muttered, relief evident in his voice.
"Grrrrrrrr," growled Beautifulpaw.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr," said Princesspaw.
Beautifulpaw then did something she never did before!
"GRRRRRRRRR UR MAKING ME ANGRY!" she shouted and she pointed her paws at Princesspaw.
Christmasleaf snickered, "That'd be hilarious if she turned into the hulk right now."
A WHIRLPOOL SHOOTED OUT OF BEAUTIFULPAW'S PAWS!
IT WAS THE MOST PRETTIEST WHIRLPOOL EVER!
IT WAS TURQUOISE WITH SPACE COLORED STREAKS! IT WAS SPARKLY! VIOLET BOWS SHOOTED OUT AND GRABBED PRINCESSPAW BEFORE SUCKING HER IN!
"Wow," said Macaronistar, walking up to Beautifulpaw. "That was really flamboyantly gay. But nice."
"OMG! Thanks," said Beautifulpaw smiling even though she was a cat.
The whirlpool finally died down, leaving Princesspaw in a pile of very sparkly orange liquid. Her pretty and sparkly black fur was dyed bright red by the whirlpool!
"LOL. LAUGH. That's the stupidest thing you've ever did, Beautifulpaw," laughed Macaronistar.
"ROFL," said Beatifulpaw laughing, too. She didn't seem to notice that Macaronistar made fun of her work.
"LOL!" exclaimed Skyrock.
"C=KAWAII GIGGLE," said Cometkit.
"Grrrrrrr," commented Princesspaw as she licked her red fur with her pursed green sniff apple thong (Don't ask me! I tried to translate it as best as I could, but thought my translation was better than misspelling it again).
"You're a pretty cool cat," said Macaronistar to Beautifulpaw, "Want to join my In The Closet Club? It really helps. Just ask Pinappleleaf and RaineyMonday."
Beautifulpaw blinked. "Well, erm…I guess you could be a warrior?" Macaronistar asked uncertainly, rubbing the back of his neck with his paw.
"SURE!" shouted Beautifulpaw gleefully. She started prancing around the camp.
"What a bitch," DiamondTiaraSnowpaw snarled.
A/N: What will Beautifulpaw's warrior name be? *gasp*
And for the 'flamboyantly gay' thing, no I don't have anything against gays. Just look at my profile.
Oh, and if KawaiiBlodyRose ever finds this story: I don't hate you. Baeutiful Sperkle is one of my favorites stories. Yes, it's true. You. Are. Awesome. Seriously.