In Which I Answer or Die

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Note: Rewriting it from the beginning!

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So, read it all over again! xD

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Awesome sauce, I found out the time AND where a phone is, but that will have to wait as I'm back to being strapped to a chair you see.

"You will tell me our location," demanded Pain, again, for the second time to day. This time, he decided to do the questioning alone, without his... 'friends,' if you could call them that.

Sighing, I avoided his gaze.

"Earth."

He continued to stare at me.

"Western Hemisphere?"

More staring.

"... North America?"

Even more staring.

"United States of America?"

Point blank staring.

"North Carolina?"

Then unblinking staring.

"Hope Valley, North Carolina?"

For Pete's sake, stop staring already.

Looking to the ceiling, I could see him narrow his eyes at me out of my peripheral vision.

"It would be in your best interest to stop lying to me."

"I'm not lying," I snapped at him.

"Then why do you keep looking away."

It wasn't really a question, more of a statement.

"Your eyes are unsettling."

True dat.

Seeming to be at a slight loss on how to respond to that, he changed the subject.

"Who are you, what is your village, rank and age."

I made a face at the multiple questions in one, childishly answering with,"I'm not supposed to talk to strangers."

Not that I haven't been talking to him already.

But then I gasped when the air seemingly slammed down on me—everything seemed to have gotten hot and increasingly confusing.

"You'd do well to answer my questions."

Feeling the sweat bead on my forehead, I gave in.

"B-Beni, no village t-therefore no rank, eighteen-n."

He studied me for a moment before asking his next question.

"Do you know of the Akatsuki."

Even, under all this pressure, I feigned innocence,"Who?"

"Don't play stupid girl, I've noticed how act around everyone and how you happen to know Tobi."

This is where loose lips can get you.

"Uh, who?" I tried again.

"You will tell me what you know or I will kill—"

CRASH!

'Pain' stiffened for a brief moment, having been caught off guard at the loud crash.

Then, the yelling started.

"TOBI YOU BASTARD, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YEAH?"

"TOBI IS SORRY SENPAI! TOBI DIDN'T THINK YOU'D MIND!"

More crashing ensued, along with encouraging yells from someone—coughcough'Hidan'coughcough—to beat said person half to death for being a hethern and a freak. I could tell 'Pain' was giving the door, that led to the room where all the screaming was taking place, a long-suffering look. Maybe he regretted doing this.

Taking a deep breath, I relaxed a bit bit under the light air.

Seemed he didn't get a break for whatever reason.

He was quiet for another moment before saying,"Give me one reason why I shouldn't just kill you."

My eyes nearly bugged out of my head.

He... He was going to kill me?

... maybe I should just play his game now.

I gulped and eyed him nervously.

"F-For one, there are people in this "world" that would gladly rip all of you to shreds because of what they read on the... c-computer, two, because if you want to survive, it'd be best not to do something to attract the authorities." I reasoned lamely, giving him not one, but TWO reasons.

When I found myself tipping back in my chair a second later, I bit the inside of my check from squealing in terror and pain. My entire left cheek—which was also the one I was dragged on, mind you—now was ablaze with a painful throbbing. And, now that I think about it, they could have already killed me, raped me or something already and left, but, yet, here we are, still here in my house doing something like an interrogation of a sort. THis was under no way this was just some normal heist.

"Do not underestimate us."

I bent over and tried to blink away unwanted fluids.

"Yes... Mister Slappy..." I mumbled.

This also earned me a hard shove backwards, of which upset my chair again and landed me back to chair on the floor with the breath momentarily knocked out of me. I groaned. God, I say something, you inflict pain on me, I say something again, you inflict more pain on me. It hadn't felt like anything... but something at the same time? Was that even possible, I don't know, but he hadn't of pushed me over for sure.

Tears blurred my eyes when I opened them and tried to focus on the bright light glinting into them from the...

Kunai.

"Answer or die."

"I'll take answer option one for six-hundred..."

The kunai came closer.

"YES! I SAID YES!" I wailed, kicking my legs out in a vain attempt to push myself away. Curse him for standing right out of my reach.

The kunai disappeared just as quick as it came into Pain's black, cloud covered cloak.

"Good, now, what is my name."

... Stupid statement, not question thing.

I'm sure I should say what I'm gonna say next, but it was answer or die, right?

"Pain, Yahiko, Nagato."

He gave me a hard stare before continuing,"Name all of the Akatsuki."

Twitching involuntarily, I compiled,"You, Konan, Orochimaru was, Sasori is dead apparently, Deidara, Zetsu, Hidan, Kakuzu, Itachi, Kisame."

I took a breath.

"And Tobi, aka Uchiha Madara."

I don't think he was happy with all the information I was sprouting.

"Our goal."

"To capture all of the bijuu hosts for world domination," I started."Or, at least that's what you tell the public."

I could see him visibly stiffened and his gaze hardened,"How do you know—"

The next few minutes were completely strange.

"LEGO YOU PINK-EYED MOTHERFUCKER!"

"ARGH! FUCK, COME HERE YOU LITTLE BITCH! TOBI, YOU FUCKTARD, GRAB HER!"

"Hai Hidan-san!"

"STAY AWAY YOU FUCKERS, OR I'LL BITE—"

All of that was followed by a loud and unceremonious THUD.

Dear god, what now?

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