Urghhh….I am so tired, and I got plenty of ideas when I played truth or dare, but I am not sure to post the ideas on FanFic, because we sworn to that the things in the room, stays in the room. AND I GOT TO RIDE IN A HUMMER LIMO!!!!!!!!!! WHAT NOW PPL, WHAT NOW!!!!!!??????????? Oh and the prank calls are based on a party that we have it was soooo fun!

"So now that the maniac is gone, whose turn is it?" said Ichigo.

"HOW COULD YOU ICHIGO, AND IT IS YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND TOO!!!!!!!!!" said Ichigo's father who popped out of nowhere.

"What the hell, dad, when did you get here?????!!!!!!!!!!" asked Ichigo.

"When that pipsqueak said all kinds of crappy stuff." Said Ichigo's dad.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK!!!!!!!!! Said Ed.

"SHUT UP!!!! Anyways I have to go shopping for Christmas. CYA!" said Ichigo's dad.

"So… anyway, is Rukia spinning?" Asked Ichigo.

"Yeah," said Rukia

Round and round it goes…where it stops, nobody knows!!!

And it landed on… Midori.

"I dare you to prank call someone!!!" demanded Rukia.

"OK!!! Just give me a number and I will do this, WITH PERFECTION!" yelled out the spaz monkey.

"Here you go!!!" said Ed, handing her the phone and the number, and he was smirking.

"I don't like the look on your face Ed" said Midori.

"Is that the only thing that you hate?" asked Ishida.

"There is a ton of things that I hate about Ed, for instance-" said Midori.

"JUST CALL THE GODDAMNED NUMBER ALREADY!!!!!!!!!! Screamed out Ichigo.

Quickly typing out the numbers, she put the cell phone on speaker so that everyone can hear, and everyone was so silent that you can hear a pin drop.

"Hello?" the person was deathly familiar…and Midori instantly knew who it was…it was ENVY!!!

"…Why, hello Envy my lovely darling little sin, like how are you?" asked Midori in this preppy annoying voice.

"…Is this Midori, if it is then what happened to the rough, mean girl that I know of." Asked Envy.

"Ed and Al and Mustang and I decided that like the old Midori was too mean, so we duct taped her and stuffed her to the closet." Still in that annoying voice.

"Oh…what the hell do you want then????"

"I, like just wanted to say how much I…LOVE YOU!!!" said Midori. And everybody was looking at her like she has gone crazy. (They were bugged-eyed).

"WTF???!!!"

"Why of course I love you, like the way you act like you are trying to kill us, it turns me on!!!" said Midori. Everyone had a pillow to their faces so that Envy couldn't hear them laughing or being horrified.

"…ok..."

"And even if I gave Alphonse a blow job, I can, like still give you one!" said Midori trying not to crack up. Everybody was nearly dying at this. Al was beet red. But then he had an idea.

"…no thanks…"

"Hey baby, come back to bed." said Al.

"I will be there in. like a minute Alphonse." said Midori.

"So, like do you want one?" asked Midori.

"Uh…you know what, I hear my master calling me, and I have to go now."

Click.

"How rude. How dare that the Master get in between us? Well you know what, I will call him back"

Beep, beep.

"Hello?"

"Yes, hello, is like, this Envy's Master?" asked Midori.

"…yes."

"Well, you better, like stay away from him, he is mine so back off."

Then she banged the phone very hard.

Then everybody got away from their pillows and start laughing hysterically. But then Midori called up another number.

"Hello" it was Lust.

"Hello, this Courtney calling from Limited Too reminding you that there is a 20-75 discount and that you can use the coupons that came to you in the mail."

Click, she hanged up.

"Hello, yeas, I am calling for Macy's telling to pay up the $1,000 debt that you owe us on your Macy's Card."

"What's that, you say that you don't even know what Macy's is???!!! Have you been living under a rock or something lady???!!! Well, whatever just pay up your debt."

Click.

"I am going to do another one, and then we'll continue." And with that she called…Izumi.

"Hello? Yes this is Aku-Tabi calling from Columbia, to confirm the order of 2 dozen of roasted pigs by Izumi Curtis."

"I didn't order any pigs."

"Well ma'am somebody in the Meat Shop of Dublith did."

Some people laughed and giggled.

"What the hell, I hear Edward giggling…Midori is this you?

Just then, Edward took the phone away from Midori.

"Hello…is this the person who order the pigs? This is Muhammad asking you who is this Midori that you speak of?"

(A.N. - They are talking in this Indian accent)

"Edward, Midori…you better cut this out before I come and kill you!"

Al took the phone away from them and ignoring their protests, said "Sorry teacher, they are really crazy today…I think that they had too much sugar today…"

"What the hell Al you told us to play this game!!!" screamed Ed.

"You know what, I am coming over to discipline them, and I will be back."

"Now look what you did, you just sealed our fates, oh man, now we are going to die because of you." yelled out Midori and Al.

"Midori, just spin." said Riza

Round and round it goes…where it stops, nobody knows

And it stopped on…Winry.

"Dare me."

"I dare you to lose all of you tools!!!"

"What but I don't want to…please don't make me."

Then Roy got this suction thingy and sucked up all of her stuff.

"NO!!!!!!!!! WHY???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried out Winry.

"YES, I WILL LIVE TO SEE TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled out Ed.

"No you won't Ed, because you teacher is going to kill you." said Riza.

BAM!!!!

The door went across the room and there stood Izumi Curtis.

I still can't put in a lot of characters in because I am really lazy…sorry. But I will have Hughes and other people I can't think of right now be regulars…

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