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Warning: Several dates occur and language and errors amongst the story.

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#1 Linda

Roy, still suffering from a black eye, had another date. With a girl named Linda. He was going to take her to the zoo. They arrived and got their tickets. Roy thought this date would go smoother, than like the last few dates.

"You aren't married or have children, do you?" He asked, nervously.

"Nope," Linda said flatly.

"Oh, that's good." Roy replied awkwardly.

They walked around the zoo, looking at animals, when Roy heard this voice..

"Roy! Hey! Never knew you'd be here, I'm just here taking little Elysia to see all these wonderful animals." Hughes said.

Roy blinked.

The word disaster rang in his ears.

Maes noticed Roy's date.

"Oh, sorry I'm being rude here. I'm Maes, and this is my wonderful daughter Elysia" Maes said. "Roy, let's hope this is the one"

Linda was standing there, awkwardly. Roy just growled, slightly.

"Maes, we'll be going now, bye" Roy grumbled. Roy just walked past Maes with Linda walking right behind him.

"Who was that?" Linda asked.

"Oh, don't you worry about him; he was just my annoying friend." Roy smiled.

Linda nodded, she looked a bit worried.

"HEEEYYY ROOOYYYY, we're gonna come join you two on your little date, hope ya don't mind" Maes called from the place where Mustang had past he and his daughter.

Roy grunted. A deep scowl pasted on his face.

"Daddy, wait up…" Elysia called after Maes.

"Elysia, my darling, I'm sorry! I won't ever just run off on you, you stay right here with daddy" Maes said, in a loving voice to Elysia.

"Roy, we gonna get away from your friend, he's really irritating... And I think I'm getting a headache from all his yelling" Linda grumbled to her date.

"Yeah... Maes, sorry can't you go around with Elysia?" Roy asked.

"No! It'll be more fun if we tag along with you" Maes grinned.

That was about all Linda could take, she snapped.

"Geez, are you for real? You act like a freaking kid! Even your daughter acts more grown up than you!" Linda yelled and stomped off.

Maes watched her stomp off. "Tch, what an annoying girl I can't believe you were on a date with her Roy. Elysia, don't listen to her nasty words."

Roy walked off.

"Roy, where you going!"

"Away from you."

#2 Helen

Roy was walking around with his new girlfriend, when his phone kept ringing.

"Hey Roy! Where's Elysia's present ey?" Maes asked.

Roy hung up. His date, Helen, just looked around, awkwardly. Roy's phone rang again.

"ROY! How rude of you to hang up on me like that…"

"One minute..." Roy said to Helen, Helen just rolled her eyes and left the second Roy had his back turned.

"Asshole…" She grumbled.

#3 Kim

Roy was walking around with his, yet again, new girlfriend, Kim, and then he saw Maes up front.

"There you are!" Maes called. "I've been looking everywhere for you"

Kim heard something from her friend that his friend always appears and ruins the dates. She just sighed and walked off, right in front of Roy.

"Hey, Roy, she's leaving..." Maes said.

"Yes, because of you! Leave me alone will you!" Roy said and stomped off in a pissed off manner.

"Tch, that boy is never gonna get a girlfriend, is he." Maes muttered to himself.

#? A Meeting

Kim went to a cafe to meet up with her friends.

"So, did whats-his-face appear again?"

"Maes is the stalkers name," Helen hissed as if it were a forbidden word.

"Yes, you were right, Linda and Helen." Kim grumbled.

"Told you." Linda spat.

"We must get revenge on that creeper Maes Hughes, who does he think he is, I bet that poor Roy has had enough of him" Helen said

"Yep!" The two girls growled.

Maes entered the cafe and saw the three girls.

"Hey, you three... Never knew you were friends, who cares," Maes shrugged, "but here is something that does matter! Here's a picture of my daughter Elysia, isn't she cute? Now you all want one too! Now, have a baby with someone you love, not with a one night stand, as I keep on hearing these days. I mean, come on! Why not get a husband!" Maes bellowed.

"Oh, fuck my life..." The three girls groaned in sync.

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