Chapta 4
AN: I need sum moore reviews 2 no if I shuld kept righting! Plz dunt flam doe cuz if u do den u hate world peace!
At dinner in da Grate hall Harry saw Stup, Stup saw Harry, Harry saw Harmony and Harmony saw Rainbo, he still wuz high from da tentacula leaves but nobody looks at him becuz he is a hippie n smells lick da houseelfs bathroom! Harry waz rlly focused on tlkin to Stup aboat how 2 get Postmaster n he overheard Rainbow saying he got sum new drugs form Proggessoorr carrotroot (Carrotroot secretly dealz drugs 2 students becuz every1 at da Warts school 4 majik licks drugz and it makes good money) p.s. (DUMBLDOOR KNOWS ABOUT DA DRUGZ BUT HE TAKES DEM 2 BECUZ OF HIS ILLNESS OKAAAAAY!111)
All off da sudden MADongal stud up and ask 4 every1's ATTN (lick on da evelopes to improtent ppl). Every1 gave her there attentshin. Proffessoorr Dmubledoor stud up. Tyler then yelled loudly be4 Dumble began tlakin and said: "Y do MADongal introaduse Dumbledoor everytime?/" Harry rolled his yes becuz he liks Postmastr now.
"Now" dumbledoor spook "Let da feest begin but 1st I will fire Stup. That is all." Tyler Milloy cheered but everyon knew dat they haf a seacrate relationboat (c, becuz its nut as big as a ship) that involves Ikarokaugh (the man frum Drumstring)
Then, 4 no reason, Harry Porter yelled Nooooooooo11" Because he neds the secret from Stup about how to get wif Postmastr!
"Finaly I can smock tentacula in da dungons wifout givin sum off it to Stup!" Rainbo sad, Harmony agreed by stating da same fact in Harmony even though she licked smoking it wif Stup (but dey don't lick eachodder dat way)
Becux Harry was so depressed he culd not eat dinner, Harmony sed how fast his face changed from prepzy to deepreseed. Harry said shut up or ill tell the skull that ur preggers. Harmony sayed that the bun in her oven wuz nut hus businus.
"Whose da dad nyway?" Harry asked in the form of a question. Harmony culd nut answer becuz Vernon juzt walked in and she blushed making speech impossible.
Harry left da Grate Hall angrily becuz he wantz 2 know da father. Harry went 2 da conen room 2 watch Mugglenews because he wants too know wut a Rubber Duck does. Den…. Stup bursts out of da fire very siriusly (C… I DO READ DA BOOXS)
"Harry, I do nut haf much time but I must tell u dis: 5 yars ago I wuz friered n I told u I would help u git wif Postmastr General!" Den, Stup whispered da secret so quietly da Porter had 2 where da indivisibility clock to hear him tell da secret.