A/n hiya, the first part is gonna be a little strange mainly cause i am, mwahahahahahahahaha, ahem, its translated but even i find it confusing! Don't mind me i'm insane (does little dance just to prove it).

brunetteheartsredhead: THANK YOU! I'm glad you like the story. Though i can't help wondering, how would you know that i'm not a goth? Ha gotcha there. Ok sorry i'm being a bit weird today.

.x.X.x. xesha .x.X.x.: so nice to have a regular reader. Yeh i figured if your gonna have Lupin, (and you've got to have Lupin) you've gotta have Tonks too.

Another Freak: yes it is weird. But then again, i am a weird and disturbing person. Blushes ha in your face ammarmar.

Chapter four: Et les combats commencent! (And the fights begin!)

Normal pov

He ducked as she threw what seemed like the entire common room at his head.

"Would you just cool it!" he hid behind the sofa

"Aucun puits vermeil de I pas! (No i ruddy well will not!)" he froze.

"Vous le parlez aussi! (You speak it too!)"

Hermy bore down on him "Oui, je. (Yes, i do.)"

Draco realised how close she was.

"MERDE! (SHIT!)" he ran for it. But, it was too late. She grabbed his t-shirt, swung him round and caught him by his throat.

Any other would have whimpered, or at least look scared, but not Draco, he stood his ground.

Hermy smirked "Non effrayé? Vous devriez être, après tous (Not scared? You should be, after all)" she raised her wand and placed it against his temple. "il est moi appelle les projectiles. (it's me calling the shots.)"

Ok Draco thought now i'm scared!

Hermy noticed his eyes widen and his body tense. She would enjoy this. Just then, her watch beeped.

Damn! She looked at it, if she carried on much longer she would be late. I'll just finish off for now.

She slammed him against the wall. "Nous traiterons ceci plus tard. (We'll deal with this later.)"

With that, she realised him, grabbed her bag and left threw the portrait hole. After recovering, Draco followed her, though without his bag.

As he past the painting, he heard it's subject laughing.

"She's so good!" the girl said, wiping her eyes with her sleeve.

Draco threw her a 'die-portrait-die' look "Shut up Pan. (short for Pandora, name of paintings subject)"

Hermy pov

Crap i'm gonna be late! Wait there's Gin.

"Sorry i'm late."

She smiles "Don't worry, Malfoy under your skin?"

"You know it." I said

"What did he do this time?"

"He took my book and glued the pages together, he set his pet spider loose in my room shudder and he dyed Crookshanks green and silver!"

Gin is biting her lip, she can't stop herself and busts out laughing "Sorry ….. Hermy ….. it's just ……. So ……. Funny!"

"Are we going to do this or not?" i ask tapping my foot impatiently.

Gin finally calms down enough to speak normally. "Alright, alright, don't get your knickers in a knot. Everything's set up, we just have to remember when to start it."

Normal pov

Hermy and Gin grin evilly, scaring a couple of first years. They linked arms and walked into the great hall, heads high and innocent looks on their faces. When they sat down next to Harry and Ron, the two boys immediately saw through the mask.

"What are you two planning?" Harry said looking nervous.

"Nothing." The girls said in unison, both wearing sinister smiles.

Both boys jumped to their feet and left the hall at a sprint, not a moment too soon.

"Fortasse!" Hermy circled her wand.

"Sed Fieri!" Gin flicked hers.

Hermy's spell had caused the robes of the Slytherins to turn red and gold, each student wearing a Gryffindor scarf or hat. Gin's had caused them all to stand up and throw their dinner at he head table. The Gryffindors, Ravenclaws, Hufflepuffs and Tonks all fell to the floor laughing like they'd not done since the Weasley twins left. No student (except the Slytherins) was in any doubt who was responsible, but no one snitched. The only teacher who knew which students had performed the magic, having taught it to them herself, was Tonks and she wasn't about to punish them, in fact she awarded twenty-five points each to Hermy and Gin. She was even the guest at the special party the Gryffindors threw in the room of requirement. All students were invited, though no Slytherins went, and Hermy and Gin were officially crowned the new trouble makers of Hogwarts.

"You know" Hermy said, loud enough for the whole room to hear, standing on the raised platform, her arm around Gins shoulders "they seem to think that that was the best we can do."

"Surely not!" Gin said, her voice full of mock horror, Hermy nodded sadly. "Well they've got a bit of a surprise, 'cause we've only done the easy one!"

Normal pov

I'll kill whoever did this, do you hear me? KILL THEM! Only one problem, who actually did this?

Draco sat in one of the comfy armchairs, by the fire in the heads common room. he was pondering who the culprit was, when Hermy and Gin fell through the portrait hole. Draco gasped Them!

The two girls realised he was there and ran. If looks could kill, they both would have been six foot under, as Draco blocked their transporter globe.

Draco was already to knock their heads together but realised he couldn't. if it had been any other standing next to Weasley he would have done so without a second thought, but why could he do nothing now?

Draco pov

Oh pick me, pick me not a chance in hell oh come on, pleeeeeeeaaaaase NO why? 'cause i said so but why? 'cause i know what you'll say what will i say? You'll say that… what? I love Hermione ha gotcha.

"DAMN YOU!" did i just yell that? Oops. Hmmmm, Weasley and Granger are laughing at me! I think their drunk.

"Are you drunk?"

"Er.. hic no.. hic of course.. hic not." Granger says suppressing her laughter. Yep they're drunk.

"What have you had?"

"Vodka jelly and Fire-whiskey and coke hic." Weasley cannot stop giggling!

"Weasley go to your common room before i give you a detention."

She salutes me, teetering slightly "Yes sir!" she giggles again while marching unsteadily to the portrait hole and falling out of it.

I turn back to Hermy ha ha and pick her up taking her to her orb. I walk in and go to her room. Wow! This is a good room, how come she got blood red and black and i have to stick with green and silver.

"I used my wand." She says looking at me.

"wha..? …. Oh yeh! (A/n Reference to expression reading, from first chapter)"

"Oh Merlin! Why did i let her talk me into eating two whole vodka jellies? My head is killing me!"

Is this really Hermione Granger? 'Cause it's a different one from the buck-toothed mudblood.

A/n hope you liked it! Revue s'il vous plait.