Haha! I made Hermione hyterical and you made her cool and in charge. Priceless!
Yeah for those who were wondering my insanity come gradually. Sorta.
Well anyway you'll have to see for your self!
Disclaimer: Yes I am J. K. Rowling. I am here wasteing my time when I could be writeing the nest book and makeing millions. Riiiiiiiiiiight.
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From before...
As soon as the door shut, Hermione whirledaround and said frostily in a tone of voice that said Listen Or Die,"No one, and I mean NO ONE will invade my pribacy, walk around undressed, or forget there is a lady in your dorm. Understand? Good." With that,she stood up, marched over to the door, and cocked an eyebrow at the flabbergasted Maraders. "Well, aren't you going to lead the way?"
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"Erm, sure?" James said uncertainly looking at Sirius.
"Why not?" Sirius said stunned looking at Remus.
"Well let's go." Remus said fidgeting, while looking at Peter.
Peter just squeaked.
"Well?" asked Hermione glareing fiercly, tapping her fingers across her folded arms.
"Right," Remus said, as he was the only one who could deal with the situation. "Follow me.
Harry and Ron stood a little farther behind the others.
"Well whadda think, mate?" Ron asked to the still sheepish Harry.
"I dunno. I guess we better not tell them ya know? It freak 'em out..." Harry said grinning. "I could see it now, 'Oh, hi James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter! Yeah we know your names because... well you see I'm your son James! Yeah I'm from the future oh and by the way you married Lily Evans... yeah, right."
Ron snickered, but stopped when Hermione glared back at them.
"Gee, Harry," He said in a gleefull whisper. "Hermione is shareing our dorm! You know what that means-"
"It means I will have total comand and if I have one complaint I will make sure you never forget it." Hermione said, over hearing the conversation.
"Look at the bright side, mate." Harry said, trying to hide his grin from a now-dejected Ron. "She was in your arms mate... back at the hospital wing."
"Yeah..." Ron said grinning madly. "I noticed she just couldn't keep her eyes off me lately..."
Harry, being a gentleman, refused to point out she had been in hysterics.
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Up in front the four famous marauders were haveing a discusion of your own.
"Who the bloody are they?" Sirius whispered to a thoughtful (for once!) James.
"I dunno, mate. But if I was a guessing person I'd say they were-"
"Sixteen." Remus concluded. "Our age."
"That still doesn't answer my question!" Sirius cried annoyed.
Hermione over hearing this asked sharply, "What is your question."
Sirius looked cornered, but then he answered in his silky way; "We were just wondering how we could make you more comfortable in your new dorm."
Hermione blushed, looking flattered and James covered a snort.
"Yes!" Remus said smoothly. "We'd hate for you to feel uncomfortable. You must choose your bed first!"
"Thank you!" Hermione said smileing. "Why, they weren't so bad as teenagers after all!"
"Well here we are!" said a grinning James to the others before turning to the fat lady and proclaiming, "Piggy Porustril!" With that; in climbed a nervous Wormtail, a amirking Sirius, a grinning Moony, a blushing Hermione, a mischievous Ron, a thoughtful Harry, and a triumphant James in the order and they all began trudging up to the soon-to-be full dorm.
And the marauders have a surprise waiting inside...
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Well well well!
I left you hanging on a cliff did I?
MWAHAHAHA!
AND I SHALL FORCE SARCASM TO WRITE THE CHAPTER THAT WILL SAVE YOU ON THAT CLIFF!
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...MEEP!
Yes and now I, Insanity, will laugh because all I wrote was them walking through the halls!
But at least I gave you bonding time with the charators... right? RIGHT!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.
Well toodles. I'm off to find a fun story to read.
FARE THEE WELL!