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Ticket Number: 3
Who: Chad Dylan Cooper (a.k.a. Mr. Flightless Dude)
Time: 5:00 a.m.
Date: September, 6, 2009
Where: Hollywood Fwy. on-ramp, Hollywood, CA
Cost: 570.00 dollars
Reason: 'The birds were teasing me.'
*Peep. Peep. Peep. Peep. Peep*
"Shut up, Alarm Clock!" I yell.
*Peep. Peep. Peep. Peep. Peep*
"You alarm clocks just don't listen!" I yell
"Chad, honey, you have to get to work." My mother says sweetly.
"What time is it?" I ask half asleep.
She looks at the alarm clock. "4: 30"
"AH! I'm going to be late!"
"They get your lazy butt up!"
"She ma'am!", I solute my mother and run to the shower and quick change into my work clothes. I know, right. Can you believe that I, THE Chad Dylan Cooper, changed fast.
"Bye Mom!" and I run out the door.
"You forgot to give her mommy a kiss goodbye!"
"What am I 6?!" I groan. But hurry over a plant a kiss on my mother cheek.
"Bye Hon!" she smiles as I pull away in my car.
...Ok. Lets see, which street do I turn on? Sunset Blvd.? Uh....I think I passed it. Uh no.
Ok...hmm.....lets find the Freeway......
Hmm.....why is the road busy today?
I thought people wake up at noon all the time. Who knew this 'Normal Nobody Nation' had lives. I, for sure, didn't.
What is going on?! Is there a car crash somewhere?! Hmm.....I don't know if I will be able to make it to the Freeway because they maybe blocking the on-ramp. UGH!
Now I'm stuck in traffic!? Oh boy! I wonder if what I'm in is what those 'Normal Nobody Nation' people call 'Rush Hour'? I never been in a 'Rush Hour' before. But I always thought 'Rush Hour' was at noon or 5 p.m. NOT at........Wait! I need to look at the clock.......4:56 a.m. in the morning! What's up with that?!
Well, I need something to help me pass the time. What to do? What to do? Hmm....I will 'observe' the life around me.....What am I a scientist?!
Hey look a Grandma!
Hey look a bike riding dude!
Hey look a motorcycle dude!
Hey look a guy with burger!
Hey look ..........birds?
Awh! Luckies! They have wings. I wish I was a bird right now! I could fly over all these people and tell them that there all loser because they can't fly.
The bird look so pretty those. With there pretty wings and different colors, can fly, lay eggs and can fly. Did I say that they can fly?
*Splat*
IDIOT BIRDS! NO WONDER YOUR RELATED TO BIG BIRD! YOUR ALL STUPID! YOU WILL PAY FOR MY CAR WASH!
*More birds fly over Chad's car and some look at him and flap their wings*
You are evil birds! It just like I'm back in grade school again when I was teased about not having a power ranger lunch pail. Well I bet all those dudes that did have that lunch pail are all pot-heads now. When I can have ALL the power ranger lunch pail I want now!
*Birds stare at Chad*
What?! Fin!! You guys can fly. "But can you drive a car!"
The guy next to me, stares at me. "Uh...Hi!" I say.
Man! I really need to stop saying my thoughts out loud.
Ok. I need to get out of this traffic.
...Ok there. Now I need to find the Freeway.
'Hollywood Fwy' I read a sign. Hey that was fast.
Ok why is there a line? 'Move when light is on green. One car at a time.' I read another sign.
Oh your kidding me?! 'No we are not kidding you' I read the bumper sticker of the car in front of me.
Ha ha!
Now there is one car in front of me. The light goes green. The car moves.
Now I'm waiting for the light to turn green. *The birds stare at me again*
"I do NOT have time for this!" I howled.
And I step on the gas and speed off before the light turns green!
"BET THAT BIRDIES!!" I scream out my window!
....
*we-wo-we-wo-we-wo*
UGH! Are you kidding me?
"And I thought you'd learn your listen, boy?"
"Hi Dick."
"Here's your ticket."
"What I don't get a 'Hi Chad'.
"Hi Flightless Idiot! Bye Flightless Idiot!" Dick leaves the car
I yell out the window "What kind of Officer calls a guy a Idiot!?"
"The one named Dick Burns!" He says and gets in his car and drives away.
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IDIOT BIRDS!
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IDIOT WINGS!
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IDIOT HUMANS THAT ARE NOT BIRDS AND DON'T HAVE WINGS!
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Well.....I'm already late, so lets go home and call in sick.
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