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A/N: Suggestion from Stephycats7785: Alice takes a magazine quiz.

Compatibility

Alice sat sideways in the large leather chair in Jasper's office as she stared down at the glossy pages of the magazine, while she fiddled with a black pen. The page of her current interest held a relationship compatibility quiz that was divided into a female and male section. The female side of the quiz was filled out while the male side had two unanswered questions. "Alright," Alice said as she shifted her left leg out from under her body throwing it over the side of the chair letting it dangle over with her right. "On a rainy day you would rather, A. read a good book, B. Spend time in the rain or C. Watch a movie?"

Jasper looked up from the newspaper he was reading at his desk, "Why are we even taking this quiz? It is not adequate in telling anyone if they are compatible. The questions--"

"Thank you Dr. Whitlock," Alice interrupted with an eye roll. "If I had wanted a analytical understanding of the quiz I would have asked for one," she said with a smirk. "Now answer the question."

"I can't, I don't know the situation," he said with a smirk of his own.

Alice blinked at him in confusion, "It's raining, what more do you need to know?"

"Everything," Jasper said as he placed his paper down on top of his desk, with a grin. "I mean it depends on my mood, who's home, how bad it's raining--" Jasper chuckled as he leaned back in his chair to dodge the yellow throw pillow.

"Neutral, home alone and a medium storm," she said while fighting back a smile, with a cocked eyebrow daring him to challenge her.

"You should already know the answer," Jasper said with a laugh as he leaned over in his chair grabbing the pillow off the floor and tossing it back to her.

Alice reached up snatching it out of the air with nimble fingers. "Humor me," she said as she placed the pillow under her thighs.

"A," he said simply as he leaned back in his chair.

"Thank you," Alice said with a smile and a small laugh. "Alright last question--"

"Thank God," Jasper said closed he eyes as he sunk a little lower in the chair with a teasing smirk.

"Don't make me throw the pillow at you again," Alice threatened with a smile. Jasper ducked his head a laugh and gestured with his hand for her to continue. "Okay," she said as she turned back to the magazine. "You like to be, A. surrounded by hundreds of people you don't know, after all they are just friends you have not meet yet, B. In the company of a few good friends, or C. Alone, you like your privacy."

Jasper smiled as he shook his head "I don't know why you're asking me, you know all these answers."

"Just wanted to include you," Alice said with a shrug. "Now come on, last question, you really want to drag it out?"

"B."

"Alright," Alice said as her gaze shifted to the bottom of the page to view their results. "We're incompatible," she said with a laugh as she looked up.

Jasper sighed and shook his head "Well, I guess we'll have to get a divorce."

"I guess we will," Alice said as she twisted around and lightly tossed the magazine on the side table next to the chair. She then stood fluidly from the chair, walking across the room with a smile. "The Sweetheart Teen People have spoken," she said as she came to a stop in front of him.

Jasper reached out snaking his arms around her waist and pulled her close to him. "Thank god we don't have to spend another sixty years together," he said with a large smile

"I know, load off my mind," Alice said with a bright smile as wrapped her arms around his neck and leaned in pressing her lips to his.

A/N: I Struggled with this one and am still not too happy with how it came out, but I hope it is to your satisfaction Stephycats7785.