Cten sat on the couch, drinking an Irken soda and watching an MCR music video on cable. There was a scream outside. "How the heck do you land this thing?!" then a crash. Cten just ignored it. Then there was a knock on the door. "Char, it's your turn to get the door!" Char yelled from the kitchen. "But you're closer!" "I got it last time!" there was now a bang on the door, then a muffled talking. "Can you hurry up and open the door?" "Ugh. Char, YOU OWE ME!!" "Whatever!" Cten walked over to the door and opened it. "Hello? You the new defects?" there was an Irken with green eyes and a rather... odd... uniform. She had a pink uniform with yellow shoulder pads, collar, and belt. She had the normal black tights, but not the normal boots. Converse. Her gloves didn't come all the way to her elbow either, they came barely past her wrist. She had a silver PAK with blue spots. "Hi? I'm Zena. I came alone." "Are there any others?" "Not that I know of. Didn't I just say I came alone?" "Eh. Nice shoes. By nice, I mean tacky." "You aren't getting yourself on my good side." "Do you know who I am?" "Yeah, I remember those baby pictures. I can't believe the Tallest did that to you, on live TV too." "Don't remind me." "Oh, and nice antennae." "Are you making fun of my antennae?" "Maybe." "Oh, you are gonna get it." Char yelled from the kitchen. "WHO IS IT?!" "IT'S THE NEW KID!" Char walked up to the door. "You couldn't have walked over here before." "What? That Girly ranger scares the living shit out of me. Yo, I'm Char." "You seem familiar." "Yeah... and you look like a Tallest, shorty." Char gave Cten a look. "What? She's two inches shorter than Zim." "I'm shorter than the famous Zim? But... he's so..." "Stupid? Yeah. Cute? Definitely..." Char looked off into nowhere, obviously daydreaming. "Is she gonna be alright?" "Yeah. Just leave her there. Come in, you should meet the rest of us rejected defects.
"Your elevator is a trashcan..." "Would you rather go down the toilet?" "Open it up! Wait... I feel like I'm forgetting something." A pinkish-purple SIR unit ran into the kitchen. "Is that what you were forgetting?" "Yup! This is my SIR unit, Kiki." Kiki waved. "Yo." "Yo-yo." "Okay... well I would like to meet the others. Are there any other SIRs here?" "Three others. Kiki will be the fourth." "Wow..." "We have three Smeets too, and a Vortian. And Zim." "Isn't it crowded?" "Nah, the base can add a new room for every new kid. Computer!" A screen came out of the ceiling. "What?" "Make another room, then when Zena goes in, redecorate it according to her personality." "Fine." The screen disappeared. "Come on Zena an Kiki. We have a SIR named Kiwi. Well, technically it's a HIR, but anyway... let's go." They got into the elevator and started to descend.
They stopped at a black door with Keep Out in red letters; hot pink hearts and skulls were all over it. "This looks scary." "Oh, this is Char's room. Computer, take me to The Smeet room." The elevator descended some more.
They pulled up to a door that was black and white striped with blue stars all over it. Cten got out of the elevator and knocked. A small Smeet with bright blue eyes opened a tiny peek door on the door. "Who is it?" "It's your mom, now let me in, the new kid's here." The peek door closed and there was a series of sounds that sounded like locks being unlocked, about seventeen to be exact. Inside the room was split in two by a stripe of colors. One side was completely blue, a single fluffy blue bed. The other side was black and white. Black and white stripes polka dots, you name it, its there. There was a bunk bed there too. "What'd ya want?" "At least introduce yourselves." "I'm Ali now get out." "Ali that is no way to treat our new sister." "Mae, Tae! To that little pulsy thingy so that she can tell you apart!" there was a blue pulse and a door slammed into their face. "Okay... I think it would be better to have a family meeting."