1disclaimer: we take no responsibility for creating any of the anime, cartoon, video game, star wars or movie characters. the characters johnny omally/ lord omega, josh matrix/ darkstar, garret striker/ blazer, don jones/sarge, melfina veila/ kiva were created by myself and chaosblazer. there is some fowl language and some suggestive situations in this fic. oh and if you see this () it means I have some notes on it at the end
chapter 4
Hail to the chief
At the home of lord omega a familiar villain was diligently drawing different configurations for a new controller headband. He had already gone threw 50 different designs but was not able to get over 55 effective in controlling his target.
"Why isn't this working I need more control if im going to take over the world and beat the young guns." he threw an old book that was sitting on his desk at the wall, when it hit it opened to a page riddled with runes and ancient symbols.
"What's this I've never seen this book before, what do these symbols mean." he closed the book and read the title ' mind control for dummies'
"Its official they've made a dummies guide to everything... but I wonder where it came from, oh well this is just what I needed to create a better control. While im doing that though it might be a good idea to find the young guns base so ill be ready to attack when my mind slaves arrive." he drew what appeared to be 5 ball like robots with various sensors and attachments, the imperial probe droids immediately left omegas home and went in search of the young guns. Unbeknownst to lord omega 2 shadowy figures in cloaks hovered above his home watching everything.
"The seeds of power have been planted, now we just need to see if this lord omega is worth our efforts and if the minions of the overseers are worth our concern." with that they vanished.
Back in the underground base of the yong guns one of the small probe droids made its way slowly to the lit area of the cave sending all audio and video information back to omegas home.
"All right we now know where omega lives the next step is finding a way to get the pen away from him, if we can do that without killing him I believe that would be best."
"Awwww come on sarge... your no fun. All joking aside it will be difficult to get by him to get the pen without having to injure him...severely...hehehe...boom...hehehe" kiva hit darkstar over the head with her hammer driving him into the ground.
"As much as I agree we shouldn't try to kill him it may end up being the only way to stop him so lets not rule out that option."
"I agree with the pretty lady with the big freaking hammer that causes much pain to my head" darkstar said a little punch drunk as he climbed back to his feet.
"What do you think blazer." kiva said turning away from darkstar and looking at blazer.
"We may not have to kill him if we can just remove the correct limb at the right time."
"Ok so we agree on that...somewhat. So now we just need to find a good way into his place... and... stop...him, Does anyone else see a red light over in the corner or is it just me." sarge said as he spotted the sensor light given off by the probe. As he started to walk toward it it fired of a scrambled screeching noise and blew up.
"What the hell was that thing sarge."
"I don't know blazer it blew before I could get close enough... makes me wonder what else is in this cave."
Omega having overheard the entire conversation up to the explosion of the droid put the finishing touches on his latest band.
"Hmm this one is showing a 85 effective rating...that ought to be good enough to stop those fools, now for the instruments of their destruction." he drew a picture of to very different beings, one a human in a very recognizable body armor and the other a slouching alien with his own form of armor, before they could realize what happened omega had a controller on both of them.
"Gentlemen your latest orders are to destroy the humans in the location I am about to send you, choose you own method of completing this task just as long as there are no survivors.. Am I understood."
"Yes sir" both beings activated a type of optical camo and jumped into the portal omega had just finished creating appearing moments later in the shadows near the young guns location, slowly they split up and made there way towards their targets.
"I always hated surprises, we've got to find out what that explosion was from."
"Relax blazer it was probably just a rock sparking a gas pocket or something, nothing to worry about. Hey kiva what are you looking at."
"Its probably nothing I keep thinking I see movement over in that corner, but its probably just a spider or something." she turned just as a small blue pulsating object flew past her head and stuck to the side of blazers head and started to make a soft hissing noise. Darkstar was the first to notice this and told him.
"Hey blazer, you've got something strange on your helmet."
"What like a spider... get it off."
"Its not a spider its blue and fuzzy."
"What like a blue spider...get it off!"()
"Calm down its not a spider...oh crap I know I've heard a conversation like this before and it didn't end..."
KABOOOOM
"Son of a bitch!!!!!!" the young guns yelled after the sticky bomb blew up dropping blazer to the ground out cold. They all looked at the direction the bomb had come from hoping to see the source before it could strike again however sarge notices a small red dot on kivas back.
"Hey kiva there's something on your back..."
"What like a spider... get it off and help me look for whatever attacked blazer."
"Its not a spider it looks like... crap kiva get down!!!" at that moment a large laser blast hit kiva from behind full force knocking her into a nearby wall and burying her in rubble.
"KIVA NOOOOOO!!!!" darkstar yelled as he tuned to face 2 shadowy figures on the other side of the chamber.
"WHO ATTACKS A LADY WHEN HER BACK IS TURNED, YOU WILL PAY DEARLY FOR THAT." he changed into a very tall very muscular man with only a small curl of blond hair on his otherwise bald head and who appeared to be surrounded by small sparkles of light.()
"This is a techniche passed down 12 generations of the Armstrong line." ignoring the fact that blazer was starting to get back up right in his line of fire he punched the ground hard causing the ground in front of himself to grow jagged spikes heading through blazer throwing him into a wall and knocking him out again and continued toward the attackers. The human quickly placed a small disk on the ground activating a portable energy shield and stopped the attack. However the shield also illuminated the room revealing master chief holding a battle rifle and the arbiter welding a Spartan laser standing behind it.
"What the hell, master chief and the arbiter... what are they doing here."
"I thought you were supposed to be the smart one sarge, look What's on their heads." sarge saw the head band glancing at darkstar who had changed back into his armored form and was raising his blaster cannons at the shielded pair.
"You take your dopleganger ... the worm is mine. On 3."
"3"they both ran opposite directions around the shield, sarge opened fire at master chief with his twin pistols, at the same time darkstar fired his arm cannons at the arbiter, chief dodged and backed into and adjacent cavern while the arbiter was running into the main cavern, darkstar continued to poor blast after blast into the walls after the arbiter but was not able to hold a clear shot long enough to hit, he put away the cannons and pulled out a deck of card throwing them one by one in rapid fire at the arbiter, arbiter discarded the laser and pulled two spikers firing and destroyed all the cards that were flying at him.
"Ok dog breath you want to play hard ball I see, if I cant shoot you ill just have to try another tactic."meanwhile in the other cavern sarge was continuing to fire at chief to very little effect, chief dodged behind a large bolder and came up holding a rocket launcher firing as soon as sarge was in sight, sarge barley managed to dodge the blast only to come face to face with the spray off bullets from chiefs battle rifle knocking him back behind a large rock.
"Damn how is he so fast... no wonder the covenant calls him the demon. There has to be a way to beat him."
"Hey you there." sarge looked down beside his leg and saw a small device spark to life and a woman apparently made of energy appear hovering above it.
"My name's cortana, something is wrong with the chief he's not acting like himself since that head band was placed on him, ill make a deal with you, if you get in close I can deactivate his armor long enough for the headband to be removed, it will only be offline for a second so you'll have to move fast."
"I think I can handle that cortana," sarge replied activating an energy sword. He jumped out from his hiding place just as master chiefs armor shut down leaving him paralyzed, sarge dashed forward and sliced the antenna off the band.
"What happened... who are you."an explosion sounded from the other part of the cave.
"No time for an explanation right now we need to help darkstar save the arbiter." they left the cavern and ran toward where the blast came from. Darkstar was now chasing afer the arbiter wildly swinging both of his swords at him, as he came close however the arbiter turned around holding a massive gravity hammer. Darkstar slid to a halt and tried to retreat, as the arbiter raised the hammer a sniper shot rang out taking the antenna off the arbiters headband. Sarge and master chief walked up to the stunned arbiter.
"Demon where are we... what happened."
"Ill explain everything but first we need to see if our friends are ok."
"Hey, maybe ill have to give kiva mouth to mouth resuscitation..." darkstar turned to run to where kiva was last seen but was smashed in the back of the head by the gravity hammer... now wielded by an angry kiva, and sent flying into a nearby wall.
"I think kivas ok... im gonna stop standing now." darkstar yelled back before collapsing on the ground. blazer came from around the corner and dragged darkstar back close to the group.
"So what did I miss."
"Well after your head exploded and kiva fainted..."
"I DIDN'T FAINT I WAS SHOT."kiva yelled
"Oh yea sorry, darkstar and I had to stop master chief and the arbiter here, you two were being mind controlled by a guy calling himself omega. Fortunately for us cortana didn't seem to be effected by the controller so she was able to help stop chief and he stopped the arbiter."
"Im still lying here...why isn't anyone helping me."blazer walked over to him and kicked him in the chest.
"Get up you baby, you've been hit by worse." darkstar pulled himself back to his feat and rejoined the group.
"Now that im back I do have one question for you, all of your first attacks seemed to be directed at kiva, why was that?" the arbiter looked at him and answered.
We wanted a good fight, it appeared the woman was going to slow you down so we tried to take out the weakest link first." at that statement the male young guns ran to hold kiva back, her eyes glowed the purest of crimson and the look on her face would have made the devil wet himself and cry for his mommy, even with the restraint she dragged herself and the guys forward toward the arbiter.
"Kiva...kiva don't kill him, he didn't know any better, we may need him alive for later."blazer pleaded with her, her eyes continued to glow crimson as she starred at the arbiter and in a deep evil voice she whispered to him,
"Never be alone." with that her eyes returned to normal and she walked away from the arbiter who was now hiding just behind master chief.
"She's powerful." master chief noted, darkstar smoothly walked up beside him,
"You have no idea."()
"So now do we have to wait until the shadow people show up to take you back to your world?"
"Thanks but we have our own way back." master chief said as he dropped a small ball on the ground that turned into a teleporter, cortana also appeared on the side of the portal.
"Before we go as payment for saving the chief I want to give you this sarge," another energy being appeared beside her,
"This is alpha he is an older A.I. program, he will enhance your aim and he can scan different weapons to download the blueprints into your armor incase you need to get new supplies."
"He doesn't seem to talk much but thanks for this he will really be helpful. So long." master chief and the arbiter walked into the teleporter and vanished along with the image of cortana, sarge touched the image of alpha and the A.I. was downloaded into his armor.
"Well im glad that's over. Now I know omega knows this location so we'll need to find a new place to prep for our attack on him. Get your gear we leave in an hour." back at omegas home the paper with the drawing of master chief and the arbiter burst into flame on the desk and then put itself out.
"Well it seams those two failed. Ill have to do better next time...hahahahahaha."
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1 ahh yes red vs blue oh the fun never stops
2 the scariest person on full metal alchemist, colonel Armstrong
3 homage of x-2