What's this? Yuna spotted another spider? And a mouse!? Dude, the clubhouse needs cleaning!
Kimahri eats the mouse.
Well, that's one problem solved... but Yuna spotted two more spiders!
"Ahh! Two big hairy spiders!!" Yuna yells.
Auron kills the spiders, but they simply multiply. Wakka kills them, making four more. Then eight. This goes until there are about 50 spiders crawling around. Yuna hides under a table.
"Everyone outside! I'm gonna spray 'em with this Industrial Strength Al Bhed Insectide!" Rikku exclaims.
Everyone goes outside while Rikku exterminates the spiders. They come back in to find that the spiders have been completely vaporized.
"Cool, huh?" Rikku asks.
"The big scary spiders are all gone now?" Yuna asks.
Someone knocks on the door. Rikku answers it.
"Ahh! It's Barney again!!" she exclaims.
"You're not nice! You get no cake!" Barney scolds.
"Who wants your disgusting crap cake that's made from Malboro tentacles and rotten insects!" Rikku shouts.
Barney gets mad and blows fire. Yuna casts NulBlaze and stops the attack. A Dingo rushes in, bites Barney, and promptly dies of severe poisoning.
"HA! I can't die so easily!" Barney taunts.
Kimahri jumps on Barney.
"Ha! Fool!" Barney shouts.
Rikku throws all her items at Barney.
"Grenade! Arctic Wind! Antarctic Wind!!" Rikku shouts.
Barney is unaffected.
Yuna throws her staff and knocks Barney head off.
"Ahh! What the frick!?" Barney roars.
Tidus and Wakka finish Barney off by throwing him into a fire.
"It smells like rubber." Yuna says.
"Man, that's nasty." Datto comments.
"Well, we won't be seeing him for awhile." Rikku says as she turns on the TV.
"Why aren't you out with Kendra!?"
"We got in a fight.. and now it's over."
"No no.. it's not over! Go make up with her!"
Switch.
"This's the (BEEP) nastiest (BEEP) I've ever eaten! What is it, chocobo (BEEP)!?"
"Cid, please! Aerith went to all this trouble!"
"(BEEP) you, Cloud! I'm gonna have a (BEEP)in' smoke and drink some (BEEP)in' tea while I watch the (BEEP)in' Dukes!"
Switch.
"I did do the nasty in the past-y!"
Switch.
"Come on down to Brother's Auto Shop! We got a car that can drive over water!"
"Yeah! I'm goin' to Staunton Island!"
"So hurry up and get one before they're gone!"
Switch off.
"I can't wait 'til 'Showdown of Fate IV' is out." Rikku says.
Continued...