Note: Sorry about not updating in so long. I've had things to do. I'm looking for a Lee outfit for cosplay, but it needs to be inexpensive, since I still need to be able to afford a car. If you got an idea, leave it in the review. Arigatou!

Lee sighed as he picked a pudding up from the counter in the cafeteria. Who was that boy they had met earlier? Why did Lee want to know more about him? And why the hell was Naruto sleeping in his food? Lee walked over to the table that Naruto was sitting at and slammed his try down, making a loud noise and starling Naruto.

"OHMYGAWD THE ALIENS ARE GOING TO GET ME!!!" Naruto screamed, waking up and picking his head up out of his cereal bowl. He had a piece of Coco Krispies stuck on his forehead and milk running down his face.

"Aliens?" Lee asked quizzically, slipping into the seat in front of Naruto.

"I was having a dream that aliens were trying to rape me..." Naruto growled, then he lowered his voice and leaned in, causing Lee to lean in as well to hear what he had to say. "And now I have a fucking boner." Naruto said as-a-matter-of-factly.

Lee held back a laugh by putting a spoonful of pudding in his mouth and nodding, not making eye contact. Naruto continued talking.

"But, I didn't dream that I was fucking an alien. I had a wet dream," Lee stifled another laugh "about i Sasuke Uchiha /i ." Naruto said dreamily. Lee couldn't hold it any longer. He laughed, spitting the pudding that was in his mouth all over the freshman and the table. He covered his mouth, shocked, but that only made him laugh more. Naruto stared at him through pudding covered eyes for a second, before bursting out laughing. The boys laughing attracted attention from on lookers, including Neji, who glared at Lee. Lee ignored him and continued laughing with the blond as Gaara walked in.

i What the hell is that? /i he grimaced at Naruto's high pitched laughter. Looking over in the direction of the two boys, he saw a pudding faced Naruto, and a red faced Lee. He scowled and turned to the counter with the food.

Lee looked up from his hysterics and saw Gaara at the counter, getting breakfast. His eyes lingered at his face, but realized he was somewhat bending over the counter in his tight jeans. Lee's eyes, when they were not closed from laughing, traveled from Gaara's face, down his back, and to his ass. His laughter slowly died down and he watched the redhead intensely. When Gaara turned around to find a place to sit, he found himself staring at his crotch. Lee looked up to Gaara's eyes, to see a 'What the hell are you doing?' look in them, and he blushed, looking away.

Gaara felt a smirk tugging at his lips as the older boy blushed and looked down at his tray.

b "Go over there and sit next to him! Make him suffer..." /b Shukaku suggested.

i I would sit over there whether you wanted me to or not. /i Gaara made his way across the lunch room to Naruto's table. Naruto watched him from the corner of his eye as he wiped the pudding off of his face, then turned to Gaara.

"Oi!! Gaara!! Over here!!" Naruto yelled, waving his arms around and standing up. Gaara walked quickly over there.

"You didn't have to wave your arms and make a commotion." Gaara scowled, plopping his tray down next to Lee, who blushed a dark red and suddenly became extremely interested in his bacon and eggs.

"O-ohayo Gaara-san." Lee said weakly to his tray.

"You don't have to use honourifics on my name Lee."

"Oh...gomenasai..." Lee whispered.

Naruto felt the tension between the two boys and decided to lighten everything up. "Soo...Geji-mayo...What's it like here at UK?" Naruto asked, stabbing into his sausage and licking it to what Lee and Gaara seemed seductive like.

i Dammit I just got rid of this thing... /i Gaara looked down discreetly. "Dammit Naruto."

Naruto laughed. "Haha sorry. I didn't know you really were gay."

"Well, there's a first time for everything..." Gaara scowled, hitting his head on the table.

Lee blushed and looked down at his lap as well, and sighed.

"You too geji-mayo? Damn...You're both gay. I wouldn't be surprised if you two started dating in the next couple of weeks. Wait, scratch that. I'll give you two days."

Lee blushed again, and yelled at Naruto. "That was probably the--,"

"Most correct thing you've ever said." Gaara said coolly, picking up a piece of bacon and popping it into his mouth after examining it.

Lee turned his head and just stared at Gaara.

"It's impolite to stare, you know." Gaara put his elbow on the table, propping his head up on his fist, staring at Lee. "That is, of course unless," He leaned into Lee's ear and whispered huskily, "I'm naked." He smirked as he pulled back from there, looking at the amusement on Naruto's face, and the shock and embarrassment on Lee's. Lee stood up abruptly, shaking the table and nearly knocking everything off of it.

"I need to be excused!" He said quickly, rushing out of the cafeteria.

Naruto looked at Gaara for sometime before he bluntly stated "You gave him a boner."

Gaara gave one incoherent laugh, stood up, dumped his tray, and followed Lee.