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Board Games
By: Charlotte and Lorelei
Elves: *light leap into the room holding a panicking human's hand*
Sophie: Wow, humans are really easy to leap!
Amethyst: Is that a compliment? Because if so: BIANA JUST COMPLIMENTED ME! *starts fangirling*
KeeperLostCity: Thanks, Biana! That was super cool!
Fitz: Nice concentration, Pineapple!
Tam, Charlotte, Linh, and Aqua: *appear holding each other's hands in a square*
Charlotte: Thanks, Tam and Linh!
Aqua: You have great concentration!
Linh: *blushes* Thanks!
Vehd: *jerks his hand away from Keefe and slaps him in the face* I didn't even feel you helping me concentrate!
Sophie: Really, Keefe?
Keefe: N-no! I helped him!
Sophie: Let me check.
Fitz: Let's go Cognate power on him!
Keefe: Nooo!
~246 agonizing seconds later~
Amethyst: Vehd's fading!
Fitz: *points at Keefe* You have been accused of almost letting Vehd fade!
Pineapple: AAAHH! PINEAPPLES!
Cabinet: What?
Charlotte: *tries to poke Vehd but partly goes through him*
Vehd: Hey! *tries to swat Charlotte's hand away but fails*
Dex: I'm calling Elwin!
Vehd: Why didn't I get to go with someone else? Anyone is better than Keefe!
~73 more agonizing seconds later~
Elwin: I've got Fade Fuel. Dex, is it possible to make this work for a Human?
Dex: I think so. *leaps to Rimeshire*
Aqua: Vehd! Are you going to be okay?
Vehd: I don't know!
Linh: *hits Keefe with water so many times, he flies out of the room*
Keefe: AAAH! WHY DO ALL THE REACTS HAVE TO END LIKE THIS!?
Pineapple: This is barely the middle.
Ro: *catches Keefe and walks into the room* Um, what is going on?!
Keefe: *sees Linh* HIDE ME!
Linh: Ummmm…
Ro: Never mind, I probably don't want to know.
Amethyst: Anyway, when in the world are we actually going to start playing board games?
Biana: I'm not sure, but maybe we could start after Linh is done killing Keefe's will to do everything.
Keefe: MY WILL TO DO EVERYTHING SHALL NEVER BE DESTROYED!
Cabinet: Okay…
~30 minutes later~
Keefe: Sophie! Save… m-my whatever-you-were-saying! Please! I can't think!
Sophie: Keefe, I thought it couldn't be destroyed?
Ro: *whispers* Snark alert!
Sophie: *death glares Ro*
Pineapple: BOARD GAMES TIME!
Aqua: No, not yet.
Cabinet: Vehd's back!
Elwin: Vehd has been saved! Thanks, Dex.
KeeperLostCity: *pokes Vehd* Is he asleep?
Elwin: I put him under sedatives because the Fade Fuel was having problems. He should be fine in an hour or so.
Amethyst: I brought a game called Monopoly.
Biana: Oh, that sounds… fun, I guess.
Keefe: *annoyingly accurately mimics her* That sounds fun! I volunteer to play for the rest of the day!
Everyone: Ugh, Keefe!
Keefe: *mimics everyone* Ugh, Keefe!
Grady: *Walks in* Don't… annoy… MY DAUGHTER! *makes Keefe slap himself repeatedly*
Ro: *whispers* Oh, so this is the guy that burned that other dude's hand off! Cooooool.
Sophie: Uh, Dad? We're kind of in the middle of something… *Grady doesn't stop* Mooooooom!
Edaline: *running in* Yes, dear—oh. I see. *pulls Grady away* Oh, and here's for Keefe if you need it. *conjures a roll of Duct Tape*
Humans: Whoa.
Sophie: Thanks, Mom! *tapes Keefe's mouth shut*
Keefe: Mmmfooo!
Fitz: Keefe, don't curse in front of the humans!
KeeperLostCity: Wow, you guys are weirder than us.
Aqua: Really? REALLY?!
Amethyst: I DECLARE A WEIRD-OFF!
Fitz: *transmits to Sophie* Is this, like, a normal human thing?
Sophie: Nope. They're just weird.
~An hour later~
Vehd: Wha- what's happening?
Charlotte: VEHD'S AWAKE!
Aqua: ARE YOU OKAY?!
Cabinet: You started to fade-
Vehd: I know.
Cabinet: -then Elwin sedated you because the fade fuel was working strangely. You don't look faded anymore!
Keefe: Awwww…
Everyone: SO YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE?!
Keefe: Well, Vehd hates me…
Humans: *surround him*
Keefe: I'm not staying here for the anger storm, so… bye! *leaps away*
Biana: Let's actually play some board games now.
Everyone: YAY!
*everyone plays board games*
~10 hours later~
Cabinet: Wow, I'm tired. That was really fun!
Fitz: I wish elves had board games!
Elves: Agreed.