Here's a new list too, I think I'll post on Halloween-
How amusing.
Bite me Jareth.
Hmm? I'm sorry, did you say something? I was just reading this book.
You have a lot of fangirls wanting opinions, King.
They'll just have to wait, won't they?
NO!*Ripping Book out of hands* They can't. You may have all of eternity-
*notes of Underground start up*
It's only forever, not long at all...
JARETH!
Don't tell me truth hurts little girl, cause it hurts like hell
*Start to scream, very loudly*
Down in the underground, you'll find someone true
I don't have time for this!
Down in the under ground, waiting for you...
*Throwing book at Jareth, Music stops abruptly* Quit it!
You only had to say.
Answer these. NOW.
The Goblin King Offers His Opinion On...
Same-sex MarriageI hear this is a touchy subject. So long as there is foolish teens to wish away younger siblings, I am happy.
Cigarettes
I am told they are a good way to kill yourself. Or was it to get yourself killed? Either way, I've introduced the goblins to them.
Punk Rock Music
I do believe that this noise cannot be compared to the real rock music of the eighties.
Politics
I believe in one man, one vote. Seeing as I'm the man, I've got the vote.*
The Middle East
It is Nat's favorite continent. All that gasoline...
Technology
I plan on refraining from using it as much as possible. It seems like a poor form of cheating.
Hairspray
I do not use that much, despite the rumors.
RPG's
I find Grenades rather useful, actually. Or did you mean the games?
The French Language
A useful thing to use if you only have a good accent.
Red Lipstick
A useless thing to have on the ground of the Labyrinth
Goth Subculture
It's very nice I suppose. There's quite a bit of black though, isn't there?
Oreos
It is a good thing that who ever invented these wonderful treats was never wished away. These treats would not have been invented, and both the worlds would have been lost.
Television
An amusing, if a bit useless invention. I wonder how long it would entertain the goblins.
Pirate vs. Ninja
The pirate has a style of fighting that can be called underhanded, sneaky, and not fair. I applaud them.Vampire vs. Werewolf
Vampire, of course. They have a sense of style that, holding myself as an exclusion, is unparalleled.Fangirls that make fun of your tights
They are not tights. Little girls wear tights. I am wearing leggings, which are obviously much cooler and more stylish than tights.The term fluff mulletIs this an attempt to insult my hair?
historians who believe him to be nothing but myth
I'm supposing they're only siblings who weren't wished away. If someone does wish them away, I suppose I could prove to them that I'm real.
chocolate vanilla rice or tapioca
Chocolate pudding is always the best, because of what it alludes to.
cotton or polyester
I'm not quiet sure. I can't remember wearing any of these.
silk or satin
Silk for clothes and satin for sheets is always the best way to go about making hard choices like that.
black or white
I like to wear both, because all colors look amazing on me.
pink or red
Red. I don't care if real men wear pink. I am a real Goblin King, therefore more manly than any of them, wearing pink or not.
is it tomato or tomahto
If you speak proper British English, and not this lazy Americanized English one would know it is spelled tomato, but pronounced tomahto.
toby or sarah
Well, Toby was more fun to dance with, but Sarah is so much prettier than him. She's also more amusing with her "It's not fair!" I know, Sarah. That's all the fun of it.
The high court
They'd do better with me in command.
brothers or sisters
Sisters are much more fun to have run the Labyrinth, because they are so much braver. You also don't get that many That's What he/she/they Said jokes.
which one wishes away the other more oftenGirls do, surprisingly. I don't have many Girl Goblins.
sultry looks
I suppose that when they are directed at me, they are well deserved.
Strutting
They only real way to walk with the proper amount of imperiousness.
amazingly tight pants
They are so much fun to wear, and accentuate my muscles much better than khakis.
Gun Control
It really does depend, doesn't it? How ever, unless I'm having the goblins defend the city, they are never allowed to have them.
Halloween
It is amazing how people dress up as the things that scare them or impress them the most just to walk around collecting sweets that rot their teethJewelryI personally do not need to wear it, but if I did, I suppose that the ugliest bronze would turn into the most beautiful cold.
* I showed him one of the quotes about the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork. Jareth took to the phrase right away and demanded to be introduced to Havelock. I handed him my library card and didn't see him until i was called to drag him away from the large pile of Discworld books the goblins had stolen from other libraries.