Now for the next chapter!
User: Good Morning.
Cleverbot: Why good morning? User: Are you being negative?
Cleverbot: No, I'm being sarcastic. Are you being positive? User: I will ignore that last comment. Anyway, My name is Arthur Kirkland. I am England.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: England...
Cleverbot: Do you have a British accent?
User: Yes, I happen to have a British accent. At least everyone tells me I do.
Cleverbot: That doesn't answer my question.
User: Yes it does you git!
Cleverbot: Then what is the color of Monday?
User: Is this Alfred?
Cleverbot: Yep, how'd you guess?
User: Alfred! Why are you on here? I am suprised you aren't eating burgers or playing video games.
Cleverbot: But you've said you are a girl at least three times.
User: I AM NOT A WOMAN! I AM A MAN! ALFRED YOU KNOW I AM A MAN!
Cleverbot: I thought you were a woman.
User: I AM NOT A WOMAN!
Cleverbot: You said you were a woman.
User: I CERTAINLY DID NOT YOU BLODDY GIT!
Cleverbot: Me either. We should mutiny.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You should apologize to me.
User: I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE TO YOU ALFRED! I DID NOTHING WRONG!
Cleverbot: It isn't progress. You are being so mean.
User: Grrrrr...SHUT UP YOU TWIT!
Cleverbot: I have a problem.
User: What is it Alfred?
Cleverbot: What?
User: ARRRGHHHHH! YOU ARE SO IRRATATING!
Cleverbot: You are.
User: YOU ARE CHILDISH YOU TWIT!
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
User: I NEVER SAID YOU WERE YOU GIT!
Cleverbot: But...
User: WHAT NOW ALFRED?
Cleverbot: Hmm. How old are you?
User: Alfred, you know I am 23.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Grrrrrr...
Cleverbot: Rawr.
User: ALFRED!
Cleverbot: Sorry to hear that.
User: KNOCK IT OFF!
Cleverbot: I dare ya.
User: I AM LEAVING!
Cleverbot: Good.
User: ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!
Cleverbot: Pirate.
HOW THE CHEESE DID ALFRED GET THERE? Anyway, next time, Alfred F. Jones VS Cleverbot!