At this point, you get the idea. I DON'T OWN NINTENDO.
Captain Olimar had to use the third jump on his up taunt to reach the handle for the second magical door. Everyone was extremely nervous but "Steve". He just had his regular smile on his face. Anyway, Captain Olimar reached the door and opened it, when suddenly, he heard...
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"SONIC, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT-" Ganondorf screamed, but was cut off by a sudden,
"OBJECTION!"
It boomed so loud that Olimar flew off the handle and smack into Kirby. Meanwhile, a tall man walked out, wearing a gray suit, slick hair and was straightening his tie. He walked up to Olimar, and offered his hand saying, "Sorry to startle you. The name's Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney." Olimar took his hand and got up, while, again, Ganondorf was raging.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. NOW THE RESULTS ARE JUST PLAIN STUPID. FIRST A CONSTRUCTION WORKER, AND NOW A LAWYER?"
"Actually, I'm an attorney-"
"WHATEVER! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE. LET'S SEE IF YOUR LAW SCHOOL TRAINING WILL HELP YOU HERE."
"OBJECTION. I deny your challenge, due to the insults just presented. In fact, I'll see you in court. Right now."
"What?!" cried a confused Ganondorf, "You can't sue me! I'm the king of Darkness. You think a tiny gavel will hurt me?"
"Yes. I represent Princess Zelda and Link for Hyrule."
Then, explaining to Zelda and Link what he means, he said,
"Due to the threat of Hyrule bringing your beloved country to the brink of ruin on multiple accounts, I would like to make him pay, literally, for the damage caused."
Link and Zelda eagerly nodded their heads, showing they didn't mind.
"King of Darkness, in our court case later, you will be tried for destruction of personal property, housebreaking, and kidnapping. The amount needed to pay this off is a severe 10 million rupees to Princess Zelda and Link."
Everyone gasped in surprise, but that was nothing compared to Ganondorf's reaction.
Falco whispered to Fox, "We got this in the bag!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHH! I'M SICK OF THIS COURT NONSENSE!" Ganondorf then jumped up and prepared to Warlock Punch the attorney, only to be countered with an "OBJECTION!"
The attack had the same effect on Ganondorf. With Ganondorf out for the count, Phoenix Wright turned and said, "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I declare Ganondorf guilty. Case dismissed."
He then noticed "Steve" and walked up to him. He then examined him which triggered "Steve" to put on his angry face.
"I'm sensing a bad vibe from this guy. He's withholding something from us." said Phoenix, with a suspicious look on his face.
Secretly, "Steve" was preparing his diamond sword to dispose of this candidate immediately, but he was relieved when the attorney said, "I must be crazy, sometimes my instincts mess up. Sorry, man. Looks like we're competing for the spot. Good luck."
"Steve" nodded, and put on his happy face. He stared at Bowser, who responded with a glare that said "Don't blow it."
While all this was happening, Steve was in Villager, Game and Watch, and Herobrine's room, rummaging through his supplies, when suddenly Villager walked in with a doughnut, and noticed Steve.
"STE-" Villager began, but was interrupted by Steve putting his hand over his mouth.
"Look, the Steve downstairs is an imposter. He's a much more dangerous being than a normal miner in my world. His real name is Herobrine. I need your help to expose him." Steve explained.
Villager pried away the rectangular hand, and said, "If you're the real Steve, show me your tag."
Two seconds later, Steve had a tag over his head that read "Steve".
"I've got to tell Game and Watch." Villager ran out, and ran into Herobrine.
"Oh no you don't. Why don't you join your friend?" replied Herobrine as he put his hand over Villager's mouth to prevent screaming for help before touching him with his Trap Ball.
Inside the trap ball
Mewtwo tried to communicate with his other Pokémon to help, before Villager entered, crying, and scared. Mewtwo teleported to him, and comforted him by saying, "We'll get out of here. I promise."
Meanwhile, Phoenix was in his room, he was with Ike and Shulk. Phoenix said "I haven't been this long without proving someone guilty. It's weird." Shulk replied, "You'll get used to it. It's not that bad." Outside of Shulk's room, Herobrine had his Steve costume on, and was plotting to get rid of the potential character. Not before the real Steve tackled him, and rolled right into Shulk's room.
"WHAT DID YOU DO WITH VILLAGER?" inquired Steve before finding that Shulk was preparing his Monado and Ike sharpening his sword, while Phoenix was about to scream "OBJECTION!" Before Herobrine could respond with a remark, Steve quickly explained who he was, and who his doppelganger was. Like Villager, the trio demanded proof, and Steve showed him his tag and Herobrine's tag.
"Look, I was originally chosen to be in this game, but someone built the spawner that summons him. By the time this is over, I won't be in this game."
Phoenix replied, "Well, it's my job as an attorney to find things out, so let's examine. This guy is obviously evil, so let's find all of the villains here."
That tallied the results down to King Dedede, Bowser, and Ganondorf. All three were very liable to summon Herobrine. So, doing his job, Phoenix questioned them one by one.
"Jury calls King Dedede to the stand." The jury was composed of Ike, Shulk, and Mr. Game and Watch. The prosecution was Phoenix Wright and Steve while the defendants were Ganondorf, Herobrine, and Bowser. The judge was Master Hand. "It has come to my attention that the defendant was pretending to be Steve while his sole purpose was to be an alternate skin. Also, one of the villains have actually summoned him to sabotage Steve." Master Hand began. Phoenix Wright walked up to King Dedede and asked:
Phoenix: Where were you yesterday when the defendant, acting as Steve, was announced?
Dedede: I was in the living room with everyone else. You can ask everyone else if you don't believe me.
Phoenix: That won't be necessary. What were you doing on the day before?
Dedede: I was practicing my Gordo aim in DreamLand. Kirby was my opponent.
Phoenix: Have you seen any suspicious activity right after the defendant was announced?
Dedede: Come to think of it, I saw Bowser and Ganondorf congratulating themselves on their success.
Phoenix: No further questions, you are free to go. I call Bowser to the stand.
Bowser enters while King Dedede returns to his seat.
Phoenix: What was your reaction when the defendant was announced?
Bowser: I had a big grin on my face knowing that our plan-I mean knowing that we have a new friend.
Phoenix: What's with the sudden change of sentence? What plan?
Bowser, knowing that he had just blown it, tried to fix his sentence, but Master Hand interjected, saying "Bowser, remember that you swore to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. If you break that oath, you are banned from Smashing for the rest of the year."
Phoenix: Well?
Master Hand: You have three seconds.
Phoenix: WELL?!
Master Hand: 3...
Phoenix: Tick tock...
Master Hand: 2...
Phoenix: Oh well, time for my lunch break.
Master Hand: 1..
Bowser: OK, OK! ME AND GANONDORF FOUND OUT THAT YOU WERE CONSIDERING STEVE, AND BEFORE HE CAME OUT, WE BUILT THE HEROBRINE SPAWNER, AND PAYED HIM TO TAKE STEVE'S PLACE! AND THEN-
Ganondorf: SHUT UP!
Phoenix: No further questions.
Master Hand: Has the jury reached a verdict?
Mr. Game and Watch: Yes, your honor. We find Herobrine guilty.
Master Hand: Case dismissed. Herobrine, you are to be banished to your world, the Nether tomorrow-
Herobrine stood up in a fit of rage and screamed, "OH, NO YOU DON'T. I SUMMON THE ENDER DRAGON."
Suddenly, the Ender Dragon crashed through the living room, and Herobrine mounted it, and flew through the roof.
"FIRE." The Ender Dragon let loose the his fireball, and it took a direct hit on the Smash Mansion, which became leveled.
The rest of the cast entered the living room in surprise, and Steve said, "Watch out!"
An enderman spawner landed right in front of him, and 19 endermen started roaming the halls, meanwhile, ghasts obliterated the mansions with their fireballs.
"Prepare yourself." said Steve grabbing his diamond sword.
"THAT'S MY LINE!" shrieked Ike.
"I think we need the help of the third DLC to help. There's the door! R.O.B., open it!" Master Hand said, pointing to the final door.
Charizard and Pikachu nervously hugged each other, not because of their peril, but because it was their final hope to see Pokémon Trainer.
Ganondorf, Link, and Falco started sweating, knowing that if it's not Wolf, none of them get any money.
R.O.B. opened it, and the final DLC stepped out.
Hooray! Another chapter! But I've never played Phoenix Wright so, I don't know what you've expected. Who's the final DLC? It's now about the performance in battle. SMASH BROTHERS vs. Herobrine!