Author's Note: I think I may be twisted for thinking up some of these embarrassing situations.

Misaki

I sat on the couch Indian style reading the newest issue of The Kan. I could feel Usagi watching me, but I was determined to ignore him. If I looked up that somehow seemed like an invitation to him, so I acted like I couldn't sense his eyes boring through my head. I stretched and closed the book when I was done. A perfect story! "Misaki." I looked over. "You don't know much about sex do you?"

"What the hell!" He smiled.

"I was thinking that you need some practice. While I was taking a walk today I found the perfect way." What was his problem? "I know I ravage your body all the time..." Cocky jerk. "You need to gain some skill though. If you don't...I'll just have to keep taking matters into my own hands because you'll never tell me you want me until I have you-"

"Alright! Okay! I'll do it." He smiled. I didn't need to hear what I was part of. It was horrible enough in those books, but Usagi could say things normal people would cringe at. "What am I supposed to be doing?"

Usagi got up and went to the kitchen. He came back with a bunch of random food and sat in front of me on the floor. I stared at him in confusion. "Take a bit of this apple." I did as instructed. I would get through this ridiculousness quickly and go about my night. "Make sure it's as big as possible." Usagi continued to do this with everything he'd grabbed. He pulled out a piece of paper then sighed. "It's far worse than I thought."

I took the I had no sex drive. "This is stupid Usagi. Why would biting food determine anything!"

"You have a small mouth Misaki." I sat there for a minute thinking about everything that just happened.

"So what! That doesn't mean anything." Now I was slightly offended. "This a dumb test. You can do better." Usagi's eyes narrowed. I'd just challenged the Great Lord Usami Akihiko at a game he was an expert at. I'd never slept with anyone else, but I had a feeling they wouldn't be in the same league as him.

"Fine." Usagi got up and went back to the kitchen. He came back with a popsicle and handed it to me. "This should be more accurate." If I wasn't so stubborn I would've given in...I stared down at the popsicle like it was my worst enemy.

"But this is really cold..." Usagi crossed his arms. He wanted me to give up. Anytime he won, he got some crazy rush. That was his addiction. I would say it was winning in general, but that was wrong. It was completely dominating me. He didn't care if I had no skill in bed as long as he got the reaction he wanted out of me. Either way I'd be doing what he wanted, but giving up was worse. I unwrapped the popsicle. He raised his eyebrows. "So what's your challenge here?"

"Keep it in your mouth for as long as possible. The whole thing." Once only the stick was hanging out of my mouth Usagi started a stopwatch. He'd been planning this for awhile. It was too cold in seconds, but I wouldn't lose. We sat face to face. Usagi was waiting for me to give up.

Aikawa walked in. "Hello everyone." She crouched neared Usagi and stared at me. "What's going on?"

"It's a challenge. Misaki has to keep the popsicle in his mouth for as long as he can." Usagi was amused.

"Well I just came to drop of some things I edited. Take a look at them when you get the time Sensei." She walked out after dropping a Manila envelope on the table.

Usagi

Misaki was impressive. I knew he was mad at me. I always did things that I thought would be fun to see Misaki do. He never agreed much. My plans always failed. I didn't expected to have royally screwed myself. Because sitting there in his pajamas, with a popsicle hanging out of his mouth, Misaki looked too cute. And when said popsicle began to drip all over the place he looked even better. It dripped down his chin and disappeared in his shirt, and I had to sit there are watch. I didn't have to much pride to admit defeat like Misaki although the whole thing was my idea so it was embarrassing.

Misaki

Usagi leaned forward and yanked the popsicle out of my mouth. "It's too much. I could care less if I have to chase you my whole life." I fell over and landed on my back with a thud. When I looked up Usagi was over me.

"I win." But I didn't...because it didn't change anything. Usagi was still going to get his way, and I was still going to get humiliated into doing what he wanted...but I beat the Great Lord Usami Akihiko at his own game.