A/N: Last bit, here. Epilogue. Depending on the reception of this story, I may make a counter piece from Edd's POV. Let me know what you think! Lotsa love. Toodle Pip! Blood

I found out, not long after Edd and I started dating, that our combined fanfiction fan base had been shipping us for the better part of six months. That makes up about half of our Beta/reader/writer relationship in regards to time! We agreed to post something that would make them flip their shit.

"Are you ready?" D asked with a slightly dazed smile.

"Yup!" I replied, straightening my blouse, equally dazed. Yes. We had totally just finished fooling around and it was awesome. (No, I'm not fucking telling you about it! Didn't you get enough the last chapter?!)

He uploaded the story we had just written about ourselves and I giggled at the title he had let me choose, rolling his eyes.

Great Edd-Spectations

Well, he actually had no say in it because that is what I was posting it as on my account, as I sat next to him. We tagged each other and linked the opposing stories in case anyone didn't believe that we were cool with the stories being on both accounts.

Not even an hour later we were scarfing down cheeseburgers and fries and our phones were sounding off with review alerts. Like, it was so often, we had to turn off notifications for a while. We had both agreed not to read them until the next day. It was going to be a long eye-aching day but it would be enjoyable, especially since I planned on reading them from D's lap or thereabouts.

It wasn't until we started reading them that I realized he had changed his account's version and title. It… it was from HIS perspective. Which is AWESOME except that he's already read and edited my version. I climbed off his lap, leaned down, nibbled just behind his earlobe like he liked and then nipped sharply at it.

"Cheater." I sulked after he yelped. As I walked off with my laptop to kick back on his bed, he pinched my butt. It almost made me yelp but I kept my composure and he pouted, frowning at me. Pulling up his profile, I clicked on his collection of stories. Looking at his title made me grin hugely. I made a mental note to kiss him for it later. But now- to read.

The Truth About Cake

My best friends were making their rounds at May's Birthday party, eating, laughing, scamming- He'll never grow out of that- and drinking spiked punch. Things were getting awkward for me as Kevin and Naz were both hitting on me. Kevin's advances didn't surprise me nearly as much as Naz's. I thought she was dating that quarterback or something.

In any case, I was becoming increasingly sober but not from alcohol intake. I needed a joint or an edible and quick. I felt a panic attack coming on and I cursed my social anxiety. I went and hugged May, wondering where Lee, Marie, and Eddy had gone. Marie had taken off first, a couple of hours ago. I had doubted it would be to sleep what with the loud music. Then I noticed Lee and Eddy making out in a corner while Ed backed away from them slowly. He was incredibly uncomfortable with PDA and I think anyone watching those two suck face would feel uncomfortable.

I had little doubt the couple would disappear, as per usual. They started dating last year much to EVERYONE'S shock. Lee had seemed over him ages ago and Eddy never wanted to seem like a softy for having a girlfriend and respecting her… not that he had much of a choice. If he didn't respect her, she'd not only dump him, but kick his ass on the way out the door.

I burst out laughing. "That's very true." I muttered under my breath, glancing up to see Edd smiling happily at me. "Stop staring, creeper!" I laughingly accused.

He chuckled and curled up on the bed beside me. "Keep reading." He urged warmly, his large hand trailing soothingly up and down my back.

"Twist my arm," I joked and did as requested.