War Games gone wrong.
Part 9: One Piece.
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A single man came into view. He was young, unarmed, a bit on the small side, had a scar under his left eye, an X-shaped scar on his chest, and wore a red vest, shorts, sandals, and a straw hat. They didn't know who he was, but he seemed to be in good spirits as he ran right at them.
"Who's that idiot?"
"No idea."
"Gotta be with the losers. Kill him."
They unleashed a hail of arrows, but he was undeterred. Most missed him, and the ones that didn't were swatted away with ease, and he wasn't even slowed down. He quickly neared the gates, drew his fist back, so far back that the onlookers were frozen in shock, and then, with a shout of "Gum-Gum Pistol!" he punched them down.
"Did his arm just stretch?!"
"We need everybody on him now!"
The man was Monkey D. Luffy. The man who was going to become the king of the pirates. He wasn't from around there, so they had no idea who they were up against.
Luffy rushed in and attacked head on. They all rushed in to swarm him, and he responded with a sideswiping kick that stretched his leg out and sent everyone flying.
"Gum-Gum Whip!"
Hyacinthus took notice of the situation and quickly took action.
"Who does this idiot think he is, attacking us like that? Archer! Swordsmen! Mages! Take him out!"
"Gum-Gum Gatling!"
A barrage of punches wiped them all out. But Hyacinthus refused to go down like that. He got back up, drew his sword, and charged in to attack.
"Gum-Gum Bazooka!"
And was sent flying out of the castle and over the horizon, where he disappeared with a sparkle of light. And with that the Apollo Familia was defeated, as everybody looked on in shock.
"Wow," said Welf. "What'd you have to do to get him to fight for ya?"
"I promised him an all you can eat dinner," said Bell.
"Good deal," said Lilly.
"Trust me it's not."
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War Games gone wrong.
Part 10: Batman.
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Night fell and still no action was taken. This was no surprise to most people, as logically the Hestia Familia would wait until the final day to attempt anything. After much of the Apollo Familia and most of Orario settled in for the night, a loud noise like a ringing bell woke them all up. It was an alarm clock, broadcast over the magical mirrors. But despite the sound coming over the mirrors, nothing was shown. Then it stopped and an unseen man spoke up.
"Joker here! I bet you're wondering what's going on? What's the deal? Why is there an alarm going off? The deal is, the show's about to start, and most of you aren't in your seats!"
The gods, goddesses, and people of Orario shook off their tiredness, fully woke themselves up, and eagerly watched as the Apollo Familia struggled to get into battle positions as quickly as possible.
"Now I got bad news, good news, and worse news. The bad news is I've placed several bombs within the castle, and the bozos inside need to find and disarm them allbefore they blow up. The good news, is that they have 30 minutes to pull it off, which should be plenty of time for anyone, especially a group that size. The worse news, is that it took me over 28 minutes to get this damned thing working."
Joker laughed and the bombs all went off, releasing a cloud of green gas that enveloped the whole castle. The entire Apollo Familia began laughing like mad, their faces contorted into nightmarish grins, and one after another they fell dead. And Apollo could feel each and every last one of them die.
"Behold, my patented Joker Venom! Guarantied to put a smile on your face!"
"You bastard!" yelled Apollo. "You think this is a joke?! Reveal yourself!"
"Not in public ya pervert," said Joker. "But you idiots are a joke."
Apollo turned in shock to see the clown right behind him. Joker then pulled out an extendo glove.
"And we all know a proper joke needs a decent punch line."
Apollo was then sent flying out the window by Joker's extendo glove, as the crown prince of crime cackled like the madman he was. Then he hit Hestia in the face with a pie full of semen, and then he was off to see what other shenanigans he could get up to around there.
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War Games gone wrong.
Part 11: Squirrel Girl.
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A single, odd-looking girl came into view. She was rather cute, had brown hair, a giant bushy tail like a squirrel, and several squirrels with her. They went right up to the castle.
"Listen up a pack o' doritos!"
"Apollo Familia ya dumb broad!"
"I heard of your crimes, and you won't be forgiven! Now you face the wrath, of Squirrel Girl!"
The Apollo Familia, and all of Orario broke out into hysterical laughter.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! You and what army?"
"This one."
She whistled, and suddenly they noticed the castle was surrounded by millions upon millions of squirrels. Suddenly things weren't quite so funny. The squirrels swarmed in. They got in through the doors, through holes, and they ran up and over the walls. Squirrel Girl also ran up and over the wall, and they all engaged the Apollo Familia. Many of which were worried the rodents would grab parts of their anatomy and bury them for the winter.
The squirrels were so small and fast that arrows were useless, and most other weapons were of limited effectiveness. The mages tried to use elemental magic to deal with them, but the squirrels were already upon them, so they weren't able to chant, and then Squirrel Girl took them out. Hyacinthus tried to turn the tables by taking out Squirrel Girl, with a sneak attack from above, but she stepped away and let him crash into the ground. He was undeterred and got up to try again. She caught him by the arms before his blade could connect.
"You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!" she yelled as she overpowered him. (Batman may have said it first, but Squirrel Girl said it better.)
Hyacinthus and the remaining members of the Apollo Familia were quickly defeated, and the Apollo Familia was then referred to as "those idiots that tried to bully a rabbit and then got their asses kicked by a squirrel."
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War Games gone wrong.
Part 12: V for Vendetta.
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Night fell and still no action was taken. This was no surprise to most people, as logically the Hestia Familia would wait until the final day to attempt anything. As much of the Apollo Familia and Orario began to settle in for the night, a figure came into view on the mirrors. It was a man in an all black outfit, with a white mask. He pulled out a conductor's baton, then started waving it around as if he was conducting an orchestra. Then everyone started hearing a musical tune. It started out too quiet to hear, but it got louder and louder, and it became clear and easy to hear. Then it got too loud to be ignored.
The tune was Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture, the man was known only as V, and his musical score was set to be explosively exciting.
As they got to the cannon portion of the song, the castle started blowing up. The walls and the turrets were obliterated by fiery explosions, followed by the buildings in the yard, then the keep, all the way up to the tallest tower, while the sky was lit up with fireworks, a few of which formed a giant V. There were no survivors.
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War Games gone wrong.
Part 13: Dragonball Z.
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A single figure came into view. At first, no-one was sure who or even what it was. But as the mirrors provided a closer look, it was confirmed beyond the shadow of a doubt, that nobody had any idea who or even what it was. It was mostly humanoid, but it wasn't human. He was huge, extremely obese, with arms and legs that looked undersized on him, he had pink skin, an antenna on top of his head, a distinct, almost baby-like face, with shut eyes and a smile, three holes on each side of his head, and a few more holes on his arms. He was clothed in a purple cape, a small black vest with golden trims, yellow gloves and boots, white baggy pants, and a black belt with a golden belt buckle with an M on it.
As nobody had ever seen something like that before, they weren't sure if he'd be a serious threat or not. That instantly became a popular subject. There was plenty of talk and people were ready to place bets on whether or not the pink blob man was a contender. He was a big guy, but he looked too fat to move fast enough to be any kind of a threat. On the other hand, they didn't know what he was, and thus didn't know what he was capable of. For all they knew he could be a serious powerhouse and be able to soak up their attacks like a sponge.
Then he took flight. Orario looked on in shock as he went from the edge of the battlefield to above the castle walls in the blink of an eye.
"Buuuu!" he cried out in a high pitched voice.
He raised his hands and levitated the entire Apollo Familia into the air, and held them far above the castle.
"Buu want Candy!"
He then fired a beam from his antenna that struck the floating familia and instantly transformed them all into candy. Then he inhaled, sucked them all up into his mouth, chewed them up, and swallowed. Then Majin Buu flew away.
Nobody was sure exactly how the War Game would play out, but somehow, the entire Apollo Familia getting turned into candy and eaten was not something anyone there saw coming.
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