Episode 4

"Yo!" White Owl greeted the viewers on the screen. "Welcome back to the Delilah Files, and this time please welcome Justice and Moon!" He ended, pointing at Justice and Moon, who were sitting to his left, before pressing a button on a remote control. Sounds of cheering came out from the speakers behind them, before confetti rained down on the three for a few moments.

Justice shook off some of the confetti before speaking up. "So...What do we have to do this episode?" She asked.

"Well..." White Owl took out a piece of paper and looked at it. "We've got a new section, the Revenge section. And, we also have Weird Thing of the Day and Word of the Day, as well as Lists..." He trailed off.

"We have a Revenge section?" Moon asked, looking at Owl skeptically. Owl just grinned and nodded. She let out a sigh. "Oh, great..."

REVENGE!

"So...Welcome to the Revenge section!" Owl cheered. "Basically, we get to take revenge on someone who pissed us off in the previous week, we take a video of it, and show it to you guys!"

"We don't have any videos, though..." Justice trailed off.

"Yeah, I know. It sucks, otherwise everyone would have been able to see how I beat the crap out of Cassian and Cassandra after they tried to sneak into my room." Moon finished, crossing her arms. "You know how Cassandra has those security system things in his room? I have those as well, except more lethal than just lasers. I also have a buzz-saw and some guns...With real ammunition."

Owl cringed a bit. "No wonder I saw Cassandra limping worse than usual..." He trailed off quietly. "And Jizabel...Man, he must seriously be understaffed right now!"

"I know. It means more work for the Death Card, but it's fine as long as Cassian doesn't get into my room." Moon muttered quietly. "Really, what do I have in my room that would be worth anything to anyone?"

"Well...You do have a video game system with a lot of those 'shoot-em-up' and fantasy RPG games." Justice started.

"A nice set of speakers, so you can listen to all the music you want." Owl continued.

"Your mask."

"A crossbow that is seriously awesome to use if any Trump Cards piss us off, as Cassandra demonstrated yesterday right after he was insulted by Cassian."

"A titanium-edged boomerang that I swear Cassian is dying to get his hands on-"

"Okay, I get it!" Moon responded, glaring at the two. "Hey, I can't help it if I get the nicest stuff out of everyone. I am right-hand woman to the Cardmaster, after all."

"It's not fair that you get the nicest stuff." Owl complained, gesturing wildly with his arms. "I swear the Cardmaster is playing favourites. I mean, you're in the Major Arcana, too! All of us should get nice stuff because we're in the Major Arcana, not just you!"

Moon just let out a sigh, before shaking her head. "So unnecessary..." She trailed off under her breath.

Word of the Day

"The word of the day is axiomatic." Justice muttered. "It means pertaining to or of the nature of an axiom."

"But...What's an axiom?" Owl asked.

Justice picked up a nearby dictionary, flipped through it, and showed it to Owl. "An axiom is a self-evident truth that requires no proof." She replied. "For example, a self-evident truth would be the fact that Cassian is basically the British version of a ninja."

"He's a ninja?"

"A British version of one. It's really obvious, don't you think so?"

"But..But..." Owl paused, before speaking up. "But ninjas don't throw knives, they throw shurikens-"

"Close enough."

"Oh. Okay." Owl paused again, before speaking up. "But Cassian doesn't use a blow-dart gun, he-"

"Just shut up before I have to make it more obvious with my fists."

"...Okay..."

Weird Thing of the Day

"So, for weird thing of the day, I got a new pet." White Owl started. "The Cardmaster gave it to me last week, and-"

"Cassian is scared of that thing." Justice ended.

"Hey, I'm sure she didn't mean to strangle him!" White Owl protested. "I mean, it didn't hurt Cassandra! It didn't strangle him! I do wonder, though, why it disliked Cassian...Maybe it was his cologne..."

"I think your pet snake likes Cassandra better than you, actually..." Moon trailed off quietly. "I mean, sure, Cassandra wasn't too comfortable with it around at first, but he got used to it being around him quickly, quite literally around him, considering it kept wrapping about his arms and sometimes around his neck." '

"I brought her in here." White Owl spoke up, pointing to a nearby cage. In the cage contained a very long, dark green snake, with red eyes and brown markings on its belly. The snake was currently eating the remains of a mouse. "See? Isn't Eve adorable?"

"You gave her a name?" Justice asked, gaping at him slightly.

White Owl grinned as he nodded. "Yup! You're supposed to name your pets, after all!"

Moon just shook her head again, letting out a sigh. "Oh, Owl..." She trailed off under her breath.

Lists...

"So...What sort of subject are we listing things about this time?" Owl asked.

"You didn't think up a subject?" Moon asked in disbelief. Owl shook his head.

"...I got so caught up about Eve just now that I forgot what I was planning to use as the subject..."

"Well, then...Let me suggest a topic-About why we will never have Mikalia on this show in history. Ever." Justice responded. Moon and Owl exchanged glances, before nodding in agreement. "Alright. First reason...She stole my crowbars successfully. And then she used them in an attempt to kill that manservant that serves Cain Hargreaves. Look, I can't have that guy getting killed-"

"Why not? Do you like him or something?" Owl asked, grinning. Justice punched him in the face. "Ow." He muttered, grabbing a nearby tissue box in response to getting a bloody nose.

"No I don't! He's the Tower of the Major Arcana, you idiot! I can't let him get killed! The Cardmaster said that he was my responsibility to deal with, and we're not supposed to let him die yet."

"HE IS!?" Moon shouted, gaping. "What?! Why didn't anyone tell me about it!?"

"You weren't there when he was initiated into the Major Arcana. End of story."

"How dare you-" Before Moon could continue, Justice had already taken out a crowbar, pointing it at Moon. The Cardmaster's right-hand woman let out a sigh, before going silent. Everyone knew better than to mess with Justice if she was armed with crowbars. And not just that, it was obvious now that there was no way that they were going to be able to build a list of reasons of why they would never allow Mikalia on the show. Not now, anyway.

Conclusion

"That's it?" Justice asked in disbelief.

"Yeah, that's it. I'm thinking of doing some truth-or-dare thing with everyone next episode, though, so that should be fun." Owl responded, putting the twentieth blood-covered tissue aside. "You, we could all dare each other to do stuff, and I think it would be fun-"

"NO." Both women responded at the same time.

"That's not fair! You get to do whatever the heck you want with Delilah! Can't I at least have some fun and socialize with everyone else!?"

"You do that everyday by freaking us out, playing those pranks of yours." Moon muttered quietly. "Remember when you put a banana peel under my feet?"

"And when you blew up several things in Zenopia's lab?" Justice added.

"Don't forget the time when you tried to make a bazooka and use it on me when I was stating the truth that you need to cut back on sweets-"

"Hey, I get it! But seriously, I do not eat that many sweets! Mikalia is the sugar-addict, not me!" Owl protested. "Yeah, I know I do a ton of pranks already, but is it too much to ask for some sweet socializing time with my buddies in the Major Arcana?"

Justice face-palmed herself as Moon let out a sigh. "...Fine, you spoiled Fool..." Moon muttered quietly.

"Yay!" Owl cheered, before facing the camera. "So, that's pretty much the end of this episode! See you guys later!"

The screen went black after that.