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WARNING: Yaoi: means lotsa boy on boy lovin'!! and i KNOW Dark isnt weak. Its just that to be an uke you have to be a certain way. THAT does not make him weak in any way. 'sides this is fan fiction. its all about stories that are SADDENINGLY not true...

Disclaimer: I do not own Legend of Zelda. Simple this time...

LAST IN CHAPTER two:

"Th-Thanks for helping him..." Dark fiddled with the reigns and he looked down on his saddle.

"Well, we're off. Come on Dark," Vaati kicked the sides of his horse and Dark followed, waving a slight goodbye on his way.

LOZLOZLOZLOZ

Another hot afternoon. Ilia was livid. She couldn't believe that giant ruffian! touching HER Link in such a way! Oh, he would get it! She would make up some story. Yeah! And get that nasty scary guy locked away from her Linkie-poo! Sometimes, she was a genius! At least to herself... I sure as hell don't think she's smart...Now where did she put that paper?

CHAPTER FOUR::The Creepy Twins From a Xerox Hell::

Link couldn't look at that man. He felt embarrassed and a little of something something if you catch the drift. Oh, why had it felt good! Damn, now he would dream about it. Epona snorted in his ear, warning him that he was brushing on her coat a little too rough. Link patted her apologetically.

"Sorry, Ponz, just a lot on my mind," Link rested his head on the horse's neck. Epona nudged him as if to tell him to go on, while he only rose a fine eyebrow, "What?" She gave an audible snort, like she was saying 'You know what I am talking about.' So he started his story on what he felt about the white haired man the first time he saw him and down into every fine crevice of his dreams, feelings, damn near EVERYTHING that had to do with the distinct male. All the while never knowing the intimated was staring right down at him from his own home.

NOT TOO FAR OFF OF THE LOST FOREST

Vaati stared up at the chained iron doors. Why oh why must mortals be so irrational. Then again knowing the two beings behind the cold metal they probably did something they really shouldn't have. Dark had slipped into the dark cracks to see if they were really in there. Now who could they be? Well lets just wait for Dark to talk with Vaati.

Dark emerged out of Vaati's shadow and cuddled up to him, whispering, "Yeah, their there. Now open the damn tomb-ish cellar so I can see my babies."

Vaati simply nodded and started muttering a spell to break the feeble little attempt of a curse on the chains. Once the words stopped the old silver chains rattled violently before bursting into many peices like a fine glaas dropped on the floor. Dark rushed to the door and opened them, tears in his ruby eyes and the widest, brightest grin as two teenage boys blinked and yawned at the world that was reopened to them. The dark-haired look-a-like tackled them both and proceeded to squeeze them and cry. Such joy in Dark's heart, it brought happiness to Vaati. Dark looked back to his eternal mate, walking to him and kissing him, giving their sons some time to ajust to reawakening.

Yes, Vaati and Dark had children. What had happened was that Dark and his dearest went out one day to buy Vaati some new potions and herbs. Dark had been just watching everybody go by them, but paying particular attention to the children. The purple Minish man had glanced over at his love and checked to see what he was looking at so intently and quite sadly, with a hint of longing. Connecting the dots he smiled to himself and bought some special kinds of mixes. Sure a bit pricey but he deeply loved Dark and wanted to do something just for him. Without his caramel honey knowing, he concocted a strange, greenish substance that was to garentee fertility. Dark drank it that night and they had made love. But as we know, Dark had been taken away before Vaati could confirm his legacy.

However, this suddenly saddened Vaati. He wasn't there for his affection's pregnancy nor for the birthing of these children. Suddenly there was a rusty echoing shout of "MOM!"

He looked down to were the two, apparent, twins hugging Dark. The one on Dark's left seemed to have shoulder length white hair that spiked out ever so slightly, a black eyepatch covering his left eye. The uncovered eye was a red rimmed white iris.

I think that one is Acuzio, from what I've heard from Dark at least, Vaati thought, then turning to the one on his right. That twin didn't look close to his other. This one, Bane was it?, had blue gradually going to red (top to tip) hair and of similar style to his brother's. That was probably the ONLY thing similar. He, unlike is most unfortunate brother, had both eyes, both sparkling red. The two boys clinging to their 'mother' had a soft tan color to would probably be a further tan if they had been in the sun. Vaati was still going over their looks and who they were when Dark waveed his hand in his face.

Vaati blinked, "What?" he asked genuinely confused but not letting it show. Dark only giggled.

"I said, Meet your sons, Acuzio, " he motioned to the white haired one, who gave Vaati a look of slight defiance then moving his sight to the other who wore a similar expression," And Bane. They were such adorable baby twins, Vaati!"

"HE wouldn't know, mom. HE wasn't there for you..." Acuzio said in his quiet baritone voice. Bane nodded his agreement and held Dark closer to them in a brother-mother lock-down hug.

Vaati stilled and had a look in his own ruby red's that filled with regret and placing him with a feeling of uselessness to his lovely cohort. Dark's face was written with fury nad sure punishment for the two trying to keep their rightful father away. He pushed himself from them and stood tall next to Vaati, pulling him into a comforting and reassuring hug, gently kneeling them down so if Vaati needed to cry, then he could on his dark clothed shoulder. the shadow had turned to the twins with eyes a brightened red, taking over all of his eyes.

" YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY THAT TO YOUR FATHER! HOW DISRESPECTFUL AND UNGRATEFUL! I HAVE TOLD YOU TIME AND TIME AGAIN THAT HE COULDN'T BE THERE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW WHERE I WAS! YOU KNOW THAT GANON HAD ME SOMEWHERE EVEN I DIDN'T KNOW!" Dark started to break down, tears falling from his glowing eyes. He took a wavering breath, "If it wasn't for the man before you, you wouldn't even EXIST. Apologize to your father or so help me you will be back in that tomb."

During the whole shpeel the two had flinched and looked sadly at one another. Both had turned to the Minish man looking at his bedmate in wonder and muttered in a mix of a deep quiet voice and a higher and louder voice,"We're sorry, father."

Vaati only waved it off as Dark wiped his eyes and sighed, "This is almost as stupid as that GIRL you two fought for..."

Boy, did the boys get upset. Both were sad and angry at the other. And Vaati wanted to know why.

"She was NOT stupid..." Bane mumbled angrily.

"She was so beautiful....Why did she leave us?" Acuzio said, his eye turned in saddness.

Dark leaned onto his lover and started the story, "Well, they were only fifteen at the time... It was cute, up to a point. I couldn't really move out of my spot in the tree. They brought her to meet me. She was all right, but she brought tension between my babies. They both liked her a lot and had a rivalry going. Acuzio and Bane had fought physically many times when she left for home. They both wanted her. One fight went too far and Acuzio lost an eye, hence the eyepatch. Little bitch... ruining my family like that and just up and marrying someone else..."

Vaati stroked Dark's black locks, "What was her name?"

Acuzio looked away, whispering, "She was our Juliet, the Aphrodite of them all."

Bane shook his head at his brother, "Always the romantic. Her name was Melita."

Acuzio glared, " And your just too bold and thick-headed. Maybe Melita was scared of you."

"BOYS STOP IT!" Dark shouted before giving off a few coughs, "This is EXACTLY what I was talking about when I said you were FOOLS for falling over her."

Bane turned to his mother and said one of the most hurtful things a child can say to there mother, ESPECIALLY in this case, "So you want us to be faggy ass-lovers like YOU?"

Acuzio looked wide eyed at his brother. Sure he was slightly mad at his mom for saying that about Melita, but he wouldn't go THAT far.

Vaati heard Dark gasp and knew he was brimming with tears again. He might as well fill his fatherly position.

"You horrid little BASTARD child! The first few words that are flung out of your dirtied mouth and at your LIFE giver is that?! If this is what that BITCH has turned you into I would be glad to dismember her and her entire family! I have more power then EITHER of you combine! I bet you couldn't even control or conjure up your powers HALF as well as I! I have enough to lock you both so that even the strongest magician couldn't free your damned souls! And all because you hurt your mother... Because you choose a GIRL over the most important person that only cared for you," Vaati's eyes were all red and filled with rage. A darkened aura surrounded him and his power pulsed out with each word he shouted. The twins only could stare wide eyed and in awe.

"Now tell me, what exactly did they do to lock themsevles in there," Vaati moved his attention to Dark who was clutching onto him and sniffling a little.

"Well..."

BACK IN ORDON PROVIDENCE (i felt we needed a break)

Ilia eyed her paper over a few times to be sure that she had wrote it right. OHH yes. It was perfect! Now the feral monster of a man would be brought down!Quickly she shoved the paper into an envelope and attached it to a hawk. "Go to Hyrule Castle!" she told the bird before it flew off in its given destination.

Meanwhile Link had been grooming his horse unaware of was was to be a grim day of doom that was soon to fall upon or poor Hero. All thanks to one jealous woman that refused to see truth.

Ilia was giggling all to herself, Oni hearing her in her maddened state, but also unaware of what she had plotted.

IN THE FOREST (not again!!)

After the shpeel of the story of the twins (Summary: They went mad after Melita married another man. Destroyed the town.) the small family of four began their journey to the old "prison" or Gerudo Desert, as Dark still insisted it was called. ONce there, the group picked rooms and cleaned them up and removed unwanted creatures. A makeshift kithen and dining romm was made and two bathrooms. There was a study in which Vaati, Acuzio and Bane could practice and learn magic. Dark got a training room, as he was a bit rusted with his sword.

The twins had been up this night and they had been looking into the future and watching peoples fate, as it were.

Thats when Bane gasped and clutched his head and looked up to his twin, whom immediately kneeled down and connected forheads. What they saw... was choas.

Blood. A lot of it. Fire. The smell of hot flessh and burning buildings fresh in their noses. Screaming, as clear as a bell in a church. Panicked people in the streets running for cover. Cover, from a white beast that took shape of an angered dragon, its roar so mighty it shook the earth and collapsed the surrounding areas. The Beast was glowing a godly white. Its eyes, white, angry, blood thirsty with the intensity of the sun. On his back, there was a green...thing. It cut off. Both twins gasped and panted. They stared at each other.

"We must tell Mom," Acuzio stated.

"But... Hes upset with us..." Bane said.

"NO EXCUSES! For all we know, this may be a threat to us!" Acuzio stood and left to tell Dark of what they had seen in the future.

Bane sat there on the cool ground. What was that?

Oni sighed as he attached the last plank on the Cat Lady's house. He couldn't remember her name. Wasn't here for friends now was he? Oh,no. Just to pay for 'sins' that he 'commited' and until it was paid he wasn't going back home. Damn Goddesses and their nonsense. This is why he loathed women. Call him sexist, but girls were a cruel and confounding being. Link wasn't a woman...wait.

He was here for work not love. Shaking his white locks, he whistled a tune to call over Suma,whom was happily munching on some loose grass. Oni put away his tools, no need for them now as he had finished the houses (Call him super oni for doing it all in...-counting- a day?? I unno. short term memo loss..) and they seemmd to look fantastic. Some he added on so the family houses (ones with more than one kid) were larger and rommier. Link's house was the only one left, he realized. He huffed. He'd talk with him later about his home. He just wanted to rest a bit. Suma nudged Oni. Apparently Oni wasn't the only tired one. Suma wanted the heavy cart off. Oni pet his nose and they walked to Link's humble aboad(sp?). Now where had the humble HOST gone?

Probably asleep, Oni mused, removing the straps and propping up the cart. Suma whinnied happily and made his way to Epona, said horse laying down in the grass patch near her favorite tree.

Trying to get smooth with her are you? the white haired man chuckled before climbing up the latter. When he opened the door he did not expect Link to be up and waiting for him at the table with dinner. But there he was. In all his blonde cuteness. Sleeping. Oni smiled and approached the sleeping Hero if Time. Carefully, with a large calloused hand, he brushed away a few stray locks from Link's quietly breathing lips. Oh, those beautiful petals that settled onto his soft face. For a Hero he sure looked cuddley.

Slowly, Oni's face decended upon Link's own, connecting their lips in a gentle passion-filled moment, one the Hero wasn't even awake for. OH, WOE IS HE! Is he?

The sapphire hues blinked slowly and brought an image of the rogue* carpenter leaning in and kissing him to his brain, to which he hummed softly believing it only to be his dreams again. So, Link went with it, placing his hand behind Oni's head and deepening the kiss. Oni opened his eyes in shock and looked Link dead in the eyes. Only then, did Link know this was NO dream. As quick as he realized, he pulled away and blushed to the tips of his hair. Oni only kneeled there, a small blush adorning his marble skin. Link didn't know what to say.

Oni coughed slightly, rubbing the back of his neck, "I'm....uh.... guessing you want and explanation...right?"

Link nodded slightly, only for a lack of knowing what to do. His affection just KISSED him. Only something that could happen in his dreams. Well, not so much anymore.

"Well," Oni began, pulling up a chair and sitting next to Link, "I thought that...umm... you looked sooo...-sigh,suck it up- cute. I have grown to love you over the short period of time I've spent here. I'm sorry if it bothers you in any way," Oni finished his confession and looked to the wooden floor. Oh, how badly he wanted to be pulled into it and disappear. Link didn't seem the type and probably had some woman already.

Link only blushed more from those words he wanted to hear since he met the stranger. However, he didn't quite feel ready to part with his feelings for Midna just yet. So, he released a short breath and grabbed Oni's face into his tanned hands, "I've wanted to hear those words for quite a while, and it makes me so happy that you feel the same as I do. It doesn't bother me at all that you love me, but," Link paused, hoping this man that sat before him would understand,"I still have lingering feelings for Midna. I need proper time to grieve my loss."

Light green eyes widened, then softened and he smiled. The stronger male pulled the Hylian into a comforting and reassuring embrace, "However long it takes, I'll be waiting for you."

Now it was Link's turn to be wide eyed. He understood. He would wait. Link's eyes began to brim with tears. He returned the embrace, crying lightly onto the broad shoulder, murmuring into the white cloth, "Thank you..."

They stayed that way for a while, comforted and warm. Link yawned and Oni had picked him up and placed him in bed. The white haired man kissed Link goodnight and went down the latter to his own bed, smiling and drifting to sleep, just like Link had.

The food on the table left, forgotten.

Later! UNTIL the next chapter!

and i mean rogue int the 'no longer obedient, belonging, or accepted and hence not controllable or answerable; deviating, renegade' or vagabond kind of way.

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