Title: How to Cure the Hiccups
Genre: romance, humor
Rating: T for language, and some themes
Pairings: JohanXJudai, HaouXJehu
Summary: Johan has the hiccups one day, and they just won't seem to go away no matter what the gang tries on him! But when Haou convinces Judai to tell Johan a secret that he's been keeping for a little while, that might be just the thing to scare away Johan's hiccups! But how will Johan react to the news?
Me: Next chapter!
Lucy: The gang finds out about them being pregnant!
Me: All thanks to Jim!
Lucy: That little sneak!
Me: Ha! Please read on!
Chapter Four: Finding Out
Two Months Later...
"Jo-kun, we have to tell them eventually, you know," Judai said with a small sigh. Johan nodded slowly as he sat on the bed right by Judai, lacing an arm around his lover's small shoulders.
"I know. We can't keep it a secret forever. Especially with you getting fluffy," the bluenette said with a smirk. Judai stared at his lover blankly before smashing a pillow upside his head, knocing the bluenette onto the floor.
"GAH!" Johan hollered as he collapsed to the ground. He then shot up and cast a playful glare at his little lover.
"What was that for?!" he shouted, rubbing his head. Judai folded his arms angrily over his chest.
"You called me fluffy," he pouted in a cute fashion. Johan smiled and laced his arms around his lover's slightly round stomach, drawing him close to his chest. Judai blushed and leaned into Johan's chest, sighing deeply.
"I hope they don't think of me as a freak for this," the brunette whispered. Johan smiled slowly and stood up.
"They won't. If they're your true friends, then believe me, they won't do anything like that," the bluenette answered, and Judai rolled his eyes before laying back on the bed, staring up at the ceiling.
"Yeah, you're right," he said. Then a pout crossed his lips. "No one better call me Fluffy. Because have you ever seen what a pillow can do to a face?" the brunette asked, and Johan's eyes went wide before he gulped and scooted back several inches.
"No... Do I wanna find out?" he asked, and Judai hurled a pillow at him, knocking the bluenette onto the floor once again. Johan whined and glanced up at Judai, who was sticking his tongue out at his lover with a smirk.
"You had that coming..." the brunette laughed, and Johan sighed before laughing along with his lover.
The two stared at each other for what seemed like hours before they both stood up and left the dorms, preparing to go tell the gang their little secret that they had been hiding for over three months.
Hoping that their friends still accepted them.
---Off With the Group---
"Uh, guys? I have something to tell you," Judai whispered as he stepped up before his friends.
They had all gathered at the Slifer Cafeteria, staring at Judai as they awaited his news. Jim seemed unusually happy, his lips drawn back into a fine smirk as he saw Judai glance around slowly.
"Well guys. I just wanted to say that I'm-" Judai stopped and shuddered, looking down at the ground. He thought hard about how to break it to the gang, and he wanted to do it in a way that wasn't open for duscussion.
Short and simple.
"What is it, Judai? You can tell us," Asuka coaxed, trying to get her friend to say what he wanted. The brunette looked over at Johan, who nodded carefully, and then he inhaled deeply and exhaled it, trying to explain what was going on.
"Guys. I wanted to let you all know that I am-"
"Gonna be a 'mother' in about 6 months and Johan's the one who got in his pants and did it!"
Judai and Johan's eyes widened as they snapped a glance over to a new voice, both of them gasping when they saw Jim sitting back in his seat, a goofy grin on his face. Jim smirked and looked away with an innocent look on his features.
"Oh dear, did I get it wrong?" he asked in mock embarrassment, and Judai stumbled with his words.
"H-how the hell did you-?" he trailed off as Jim smirked.
"Trust me, Judai. Anyone with three tenths of a brain could tell that you were having chronic mood swings," the aussie smiled and laughed. Judai narrowed his eyes at the aussie and his lips made a straight line.
"You are a sneaky little austraillian," he stated, and Jim shrugged as if to agree with him. Johan was just about to confront the aussie on how he knew what was going on, when suddenly, the whole gang started bombarding him with questions.
"Aniki! You're having a baby!?" Shou yelled, face going red with embarrassment.
"Dude, is that even possible!?" Fubuki asked, elbowing Ryou in the side.
"Ha ha! Way to go, Slacker!" Manjoume cackled, only to have Asuka run up and shove him hard to the ground, growling at him menacingly. After that, she turned to Judai and gave him a wide smile that she always gave.
"Oh, I'm so happy for you!" the blonde said as she gave Judai a hug.
"Judai-sama, what are you gonna name it? Ooh! You need a cute name for it!" Rei laughed as she started running around, chanting different names that she thought would be cute for a baby. Most of them, not even real names.
"Sarge, you're pregnant!? Oh, man down!" Kenzan yelled, running off, only to be caught by Jim, who turned him back in Judai's direction.
"Johan, I blame you for this!" Daichi yelled, thunking the bluenette on the back of the head with a rolled up news paper. Johan whined and looked over at Judai before they both huddled together, getting bombarded with questions.
Both of them glared at the aussie, who was smirking.
"You'll pay for this later, Jim!" the two 'twins' hollered, and Jim merely waved his hand before turning and laughing with victory.
SPIRITSHIPPING 4 EVER
Inside Their Minds...
Jehu collapsed onto one of the couches in the castle where he and Haou lived, exhaling in exhaustion.
Haou had kept him up all night before with his constant mood swings, and Jehu wasn't sure just how much of it he would be able to stand. It's not that he didn't love Haou, no, he loved him more than anything in the universe.
It was just that 3 months of mood swings wasn't the best thing in the world.
"Sigh, I swear to God, Haou's gonna get so ticked off at me that one of these days he's gonna strike me, I'll fall, and I will NOT get up," the bluenette whispered, and as he finished speaking, a pair of footsteps came from the hall.
"Jehu?"
Jehu stiffened and looked over his shoulder, staring at Haou, who was now in the center of the room, gold eyes locked onto his bluenette lover. Jehu whimpered and laughed nervously as Haou strode over to him.
"Jehu..." Haou whispered, eyes narrowed a great amount. Jehu scooted back in his seat, orange eyes wide at the thought of what Haou might end up doing to him.
"H-Haou, w-what are you doing here?" the bluenette whispered, but Haou didn't given him an answer. Instead, he sat on the couch and hugged the bluenette close, closing his eyes as he seemed to fall asleep against his lover.
Jehu waited and smiled before hugging Haou tightly, not wanting to let him go. They stayed like this for a couple of moments before Haou drew back slowly and stood up. Jehu watched with his eyes.
"Haou?" he asked. Haou stared before balling his fist and hurling it at the bluenette.
"You pervert! Look at waht you did to me! Just because you had to release your sexual urges and refused to use a condom, I'm fat! Thanks a lot, Jehu no Baka!!" Haou shouted befoe smiling in a manor that would make bunny slippers run for cover.
"Love ya, darling!" he smiled before humming and running off into the other room, leaving Jehu to lay on the ground. Jehu heaved a sigh.
"I don't think Johan and I can make it for 6 more months like this..." the bluenette sighed before anime-crying to himself.
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Me: OOH, poor Jehu! XD
Lucy: They've just gotta deal with this for six more months :D
Me: The poor guys!
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