Well, I noticed I didn't answer a complaint about Darkness's items she brought with her.

My story... my rules. So, YYH takes place during 2013 and the years after.

I just wanna live while I'm alive

I watched as Kuwabaka, Hiei, and Kurama all ran into the portal, leaving Seaman and myself with the weak barely-standing Koenma. Seaman and Koenma soon were talking, leaving me to wonder, wonder why Yusuke's death would affect me so much. I didn't even notice another girl coming into the cave. Not until she spoke, at least.

"What happened here?" she asked.

"Our friend… he died." Seaman answered. It was obvious Koenma was too weak, and I was too caught up in my thoughts.

"How?"

"A battle, that's all."

"A battle?" then, the girl noticed the portal, but soon, the SDF made an appearance, the only group of people in anime I hate with all of my heart. I watched them work, holding in my hatred. I even held it in when one of them hit Seaman, but I ran over to him. I even held it in when they said they needed to kill Yusuke, though he was already dead. It did catch my attention, when we learned of Yusuke's ancestry, though I already knew, the perks of bookmarking Yu Yu Hakusho's wikia.

But, I agree with Seaman, I won't let them destroy Yusuke, no matter how much my presence affected this world. But, the girl who had appeared earlier was watching from the sidelines.

It seemed I was the only one left to protect Yusuke, as he started to glow. I knew…

that the ultimate troll has begun.

"Damn, it's time! That's not spirit energy he's emitting it's demon energy! The resurrection has begun!" I watched as the SDF got ready.

"Fire!" Then, we all heard a cry coming from a bird. Puu!

"Stop pissing your pants and fire!" and the SDF started to fire at Yusuke and Puu.

"Keep on firing!"

"Stop it!" Soon, the SDF captain fell to his knees in despair, and the SDF stopped.

"Man, you people sure know how to make a guy feel welcome." Yusuke! He's alive!

I guess my appearance wasn't effecting this world as much as I thought.

"We're… to late. The Mazoku is alive!"

"Puu! Puu!" Puu exclaimed.

"Hey there, little buddy. I see you've been drinking your milk while I've been away." Yusuke turned to us.

"You know, even though I was dead, I could still hear what you guys were saying. So then, -Yusuke smirked- I'm… some kind of evil vicious monster?My teachers have been calling me that for years, I just thought it was a figure of speech." then, Yusuke flared his energy.

"You see, Koenma sir? How strong his demon energy is!"

"No… not Yusuke." I ignored what to other SDF member said.

Thanks, weakling, but for what I desire I don't need any help, for what I desire is ending the world and everyone in it. For I am the mighty Mazoku, lord of evil. And now, after hibernating for more than 1000 years, I will finally reveal my true form." Then Yusuke laughed the most evil laugh I have ever heard. It made the SDF run for their mommies.

"Psyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyc h! Damn, you guys are gullible." Yusuke laughed, "Hey Koenma, you didn't think that I'd turn bad, right?"

"Well, uh, well no." Koenma stuttered. I ignore quite a bit of it after that. Until…

" I'm the same. Yusuke Urameshi! Fearless protector of the good stuff with a healthy kicking ass-ness and a general hate of authority." Yusuke exclaimed, "And nothing as trivial as a violent death or a few drops of demon blood mixed with mine is keep me from helping out my friends and kicking the bad guy's ass." Then, Koemna started to laugh.

"Hold on, I'm coming with you." he exclaimed, a huge smile on his face. Then, both Yusuke and Koenma jumped on top of Puu.

"Wait for me, ya baka's!" I yelled before jumping onto Puu, next to where Koenma was.

"And me." said the girl cooly before jumping on behind Yusuke.

"And you are?"

"Arcanine Darkwater."

You're gonna hear my voice When I shout it out loud

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