I need serious help.
Q.Q
Kyouya POV when he's in the scene..
-roflmaowtfomglol-
Okay what should I do in a situation like this?He looks like he's enjoying his sleep. I can't decide if I should.. crawl in with him or bash him awake with that expensive looking vase..
"Tamaki.."
He rolled over, face away from me, and began snoring. Rule number one of basic survival. Never turn your back to the enemy.
"Tamaki."
"Oh no.. Haruhi! Come to daddy.."
That vase looks mighty inviting right now. All I have to do is pick it up and accidently drop it on this idiot's head.. He doesn't wake up at all does he? Let's have a stupid moment. How should I do this? Maybe if I poke him enough.
"Ngh.. make it go away.."
Alright the poking didn't work. Any more of this and that vase is going to be found in many fragments embedded in his head.
"Tamaki wake up you idiot."
"Five more minutes!"
Is he serious!? It's been at least a half an hour since he last said that!
"If you make me wait five more minutes I WILL rip you a new one."
There we go.. freaking cute prat..
"Ohtori- sama, what are you doing here? And why are you holding my vase?"
"Getting you out of bed."
"Why? What's the vase for?"
"Because we have school.. It was supposed to be how I woke you up."
I'll give him a minute or two to fully understand what I just said.. Five.. Four.. Three.. Two.. One..
"WHAT!?"
One of these days. I want to see what it's like in that moronic brain of his. Does he even have a brain? If he does, does he ever USE it? What right does this brainless fool have to go around stealing people's hearts? I'm pretty sure he has a heart big enough to roll someone over. Does he really need mine?
"Uh.. well I need to take a shower.."
I want a shower myself right about now. His shirt is open too much if you ask me. Is it really necsasary to show off THAT much bare skin. Make's me wonder what that feels like. Great now I want to touch him. There has to be some sort of crime for way too attractive for your own good. Shouldn't they be arrested for being a danger to themselves? I'm ranting. In my head. Yep, I've gone insane. Thank you Tamaki. You've poisoned me with the stupid. Oh well. I made his bed without realizing it. Here comes his maids. He can't even make his own bed, how pathetic.
Why does the bathroom have two doors? I really don't understand that at all. One door is efficient enough. What if you're one of those people who can't decide what door to open, then you think they actually have feelings and open them both at the same time to be fair? -Tamaki did that- That would be stupid. Why did I go the bathroom anyways?
"Kyouya.."
He said my name. I like the way he said it though. I wonder if I can ever make him breath it out like that again. What I really want to know is why he's saying Kyouya when he should be saying Ohtori-sama.
"Tamaki! We leave in fifteen!"
He panicked. Maybe I should be a little worried, those crashing sounds didn't exactly sound soft. It's been quiet for a long time now. Maybe he hit his head and fell unconscience or something. I think I should check on him.. But if he's okay then I'd be walking in on him taking a shower.. Wait why am I hesitating? I would be walking in on him, while he's nude.
"KYOUYA!"
Oh my f-cking god. Well that didn't hurt at all.
"Kyouya! Are you okay? I'm sorry. I didn't know you were standing out here."
Ugh I need ice. No wait anything cold. I want pillows. I see penis.. Wait..
-Kyouya's Expression o.o-
He's standing right in front of me! Does he have no sense to put on a towel at least!? And he's posing with his legs apart! Tamaki get some brain cells! I'm going to die from blood loss through nose!
"Kyouya.. I realized that.. my feelings for you.."
What is he saying? I can't stop looking at it. Must revert eyes.
"Kyouya.. I really.."
Why does this feel like I'm talking to one of those girls I get every now and then as clients. Like they're about to confess their love to me.. Tamaki isn't about to.. is he?
"I really love you.."
I think I'm dreaming.
"Like a brother."
Nope I'm awake.
"Ta..ma..ki.."
Where's that vase when you need it? Does a fist hurt more than a vase? Maybe I should test that.
-TO THE SCHOOL!!-
Tamaki entered the club room to find everyone relaxing in various areas of the room. They looked up at him in silence, then continued what they were doing.
Tamaki walked over to Haruhi, eyes going every which way searching for a certain someone, "Haruhi where's Kyouya?"
Haruhi blinked a few times, "What happened to your nose?"
"Oh this..?" The pain from the morning incident returned, "I fell while taking a shower! Ha ha ha!"
Haruhi gave him a 'you idiot' look before shaking her head and answering his previous question, "He left with a girl."
"A girl?" Tamaki repeated.
Hikaru back turned to Tamaki talked loudly to himself, "Who would've know that Kyouya would have some peanuts after all?"
Kaoru answered him just as loudly, "No kidding! And with Miss Morse too."
"Miss Morse..?" Tamaki whispered.
Memories of a girl that could recite an entire essay without breathing hit him like a ton of blocks, "He went out with HER?"
Haruhi was now putting away her homework for the day, nodding, "I was surprised when he accepted her invitation to the dance that's coming up."
Hunny bounced over to the completely frozen Tamaki, "We're all happy for him! Cause he finally laughed openly!"
"Laughed.." Tamaki nodded slowly, letting the information sink in. He turned and walked toward the door, still nodding.
Just before he left the room, he tripped on his own feet.
Everyone watched him flop onto the floor, lifeless. He then shot up, making everyone jump a little, but their shoulders fell when his walking looked unstable.
-With Kyouya-
I punched him in the face. I deathly want to see how much that has swollen. He deserved that.
"Kyouya?"
Oh right I'm here with Ayame.. I'm actually being a coward and avoiding having to see that moron's face. Ah, the pain..
"I somewhat noticed your attention isn't exactly on me. Something on your mind? A love interest? A certain blonde?"
She needs to get less observant.
"Not really..
"Liar."
"Well you seem to be at a loss of words today Miss Ayame."
"I reserve my word abuse for the blonde fool who you seem to be taking very good care of.."
"I'm not taking care of him."
"If that makes you feel better."
Who does this girl think she is?
"He's a moronic prat who doesn't know when to shut up."
"Nor think."
"Yes."
"Well Kyouya.. he seems to be looking for you."
"What?"
"Suoh. Over. There.."
"Kill me."
-Back to the club-
Haruhi turned to the twins, "Why did he look like his bear got kidnapped?"
Hikaru smirked, unerving Haruhi, "He's probably frazzled cause he's lost his sex toy."
Kaoru laughed a little before looking off into the distance dazed.
"Kaoru?"
"Will you leave me like that too..?"
Hikaru wrapped his arms around Kaoru's and leaned into his face, "Never!"
"Oh Hikaru.."
"Kaoru.."
"The day is young and I'm in no mood for sleep."
"Oh Kaoru you've read my mind."
-The rest of this conversation is censored for safety reasons. I don't want rabid fangirls flaming me that they died from moe and excessive blood loss.-
Haruhi turned away from the now disgusting scene, "Hunny?"
Hunny smiled at her, "Tamaki needs to grow some balls. A large amount of brain cells wouldn't hurt either."
Haruhi's eyes widened at the use of words.
Hunny skipped away humming merrily.
"Why does it seem like everyone knows something I don't?"
"Because we do."
She jumped with a small scream when she realized Mori was behind her.
"W-what do you mean?"
Mori looked down at her, "Kyouya."
Haruhi nodded at him to continue.
"Loves."
"Loves who?"
Mori only stared at the still agape door.
Haruhi followed his gaze and then she realized, "Tamaki..?"
Mori just nodded.
"TAMAKI!?"
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