Kitty CAT-tastrophe Chapter 4
Maru) Hey I'm back and I hope I was missed by the readers of this story cause I missed you…Well not really (Kidding my story would be nothing if no one read it) but hey you guys read my story so I owe you some kind of gratitude. Right so here it is YAH THANK YOUUUUUU! Okay well anyways, uhhhh I don't think I need to cover anything in this chapter so you don't get all confoosed and stuff so here is chapter 4.
Oh one more thing I changed it from a general/ friendship to a humor/friendship cause hey face it, this story it kinda funny…Right, RIGHT?
Maru) I do not own Naruto
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Sitting up in bed and rubbing her eyes Hinata looked to her right where Kaida had fallen asleep and the spot was empty and still warm so she had just gotten up. Stretching she placed her feet on the hard wood floor and shivered at the chill of the wood underfoot as she ran her hand through her hair she heard the start of her day.
"RAAAAAA!" After hearing the scream Hinata heard the clatter of a pan and the splash of water.
"SHIT YA LITTLE FUCKING DEMON!"
"HINATA-SENSEI HELLLLLLP!"
"COME HERE I'M GONNA RIP THAT DAMNED SMUDGE OFF YOUR FACE!"
"HINATA-SENSEI!" Kaida screamed running into the Hyuuga's bed room and leapt on the bed behind the older girl.
"Kaida w-what are you doing?" She asked the girl behind her.
"Shhhh, I'm hiding from Hidan-kun." She whispered placing her finger over her own lips to silence the older girl from speaking to her.
"Hey where the hell is that evil satanic fucking kid at?" Hidan demanded stepping into the Hyuuga's room upon seeing the man Hinata placed her hand over her mouth and tried to suppress a giggle.
"Don't you dare start laughing." He snarled pointing at the lavender haired teen not looking very threatening with a pan sitting lopsidedly on his silver head and being soaked from head to toe. Hinata stared to giggle at the soaked man in front of her growling he pulled the pan from his head making his hair stick up at impossible angles.
"Hi-Hidan your h-hair is s-sticking up." She said pointing at his head.
"What?" He said running his hand through his hair trying to get it slicked back to its odd style; failing horridly. "You never told me where that kid is." He said looking at the Hyuuga.
"W-why do y-you wa-want to know?" She asked.
"She's the reason I had a fucking pan on my head and why I'm soaking wet, so where is she?" He demanded glaring at the teen in front of him.
"I d-don't know." She said lying poorly, Hinata had never been very good at it but no one ever said anything to her about it because they believed her too fragile to take the truth of life.
"Bullshit where the hell is she, bitch." He said.
"HEY don't you call my Hinata-sensei that you jerk face!" Kaida shouted jumping up from behind Hinata pointing at the silvered haired man.
"Ha there you are now come here so I can kill you." he growled stepping closer to the girls on the bed.
"No you won't my Hinata-sensei will beat you down, down I say pretty boy." Kaida said leaning over the older girls shoulders.
"Oh will she now, want to bet on it little girl?" He asked leaning closer to her.
"Yeah I do you big dummy!"
"Fine what do you bet then ya fucking brat?"
"I uh…" She stopped placing her hand on her chin in a thinking manner then smiled. "If you win my Hinata-sensei has to do what you say for a whole day and not complain." She said.
"Bu-" Hinata started but was cut off by the magenta eyed man.
"And if she wins?"
"And if my Hinata-sensei wins, which she will, you have to be nice to her for a whole week, deal?" She said looking at him looking back at the girl he grinned.
"Deal." he said and the two shook hands and Kaida hopped off the bed and left to tell the kittens of the deal while Hinata sat on her bed utterly confused by what had just happened she had been condemned by her own student. Hearing a small chuckle she looked up to see amethyst eyes staring at her and he grinned and leaned closer to her. "Well I'm going to have fun with this bet how bout you?" He said, not waiting for a response he stood and walked out of her room. Groaning Hinata fell back on her bed looking up at the ceiling closing her eyes she lay there for a few minuets then got up and walked to the kitchen.
Seeing Kaida sitting on the counter eating ice cream at 8 in the morning Hinata grabbed the sweet from the girl and shoved it back in the freezer. Then started breakfast while Kaida sulked about her lost snack and Hidan sat at the table and the kittens were wandering around. When breakfast was done they ate while they did Kaida asked Hinata a question she didn't know how to answer. "Hey Hinata-sensei where is the cute white kitten at I didn't see him anywhere?"
Looking paler than usual Hinata tried to think of a good lie but she was beat to it. "It's probably hiding somewhere fucking pansy ass cats can't take a little pain." Hidan said.
"Aww, poor kitty well when I come over next time I'll bring him something and the other kitties too okay Hinata-sensei?" Kaida said looking at the older girl.
"Ah okay Kaida that w-would be nice."
"So brat why the hell did you come here in the fucking pouring rain yesterday?" Hidan asked not out of concern but mostly curiosity at the child's strange behavior.
"Mrs. Oka, the woman I live with said that Hinata-sensei couldn't teach me anything she knew because it would reflect back on her. She said she didn't want a girl taught by a disowned Hyuuga living with her so I got mad and left. Hinata-sensei was the only person I could think of to come to because only she would understand how I feel, well maybe Naruto-kun too but I chose my Hinata-sensei." She said poking at the food on her plate eyes down cast.
"So some bitch says you can't be taught by our bit-" Hidan started but stopped when Kaida glared at him "-Hyuuga and you run away?" Hidan asked looking at the girl, nodding she glanced up at the two other people sitting at the table with her.
"But I'll have to go back, at least until I graduate from the academy then I can find an apartment and live on my own like Naruto-kun does." She said looking at Hinata.
"Kaida it w-will be hard living by y-yourself." Hinata said looking at the girl her food forgotten.
"I know but I want you to be my teacher Hinata-sensei not someone I've never met before and might not like." She said looking at the older girl.
"But if you want to make it to a c-chunin you need a jo-jounin-sensei n-not me." She said.
"So as long as you're my sensei I don't care if I stay a ginin forever!"
"You're so m-much like Naruto-kun it's funny Kaida." Hinata said grinning at the girl who gave a genuine smile making the moon shaped mark on her face twist.
"Hey not that this isn't the most touching fucking thing ever but someone's at your door." Hidan said as he stood and walked toward Hinata's bed room at the back of the house.
"Hi-" Hinata started but was cut off by someone knocking one her front door standing up she saw Kaida jump from her chair and run after Hidan. Opening the door Hinata saw who she assumed it was in all of his orange and black glory was Naruto.
"H-hello Naruto-kun."
"Hey Hinata-chan." He said grinning at her.
"Do Y-you need s-so-something Naruto-kun." She asked looking at the blonde in front of her.
"Oh yeah Grandma Tsunade and Mrs. Oka want to know where Kaida-chan's at so I thought I'd come talk to you seeing that she likes you and stuff." He said rubbing the back of his neck and looking off at nothing.
"Y-yes I k-know where s-she is." Hinata said.
"Oh really where is she cause Grandma Tsunade wants to see her in her office A.S.A.P." He said.
"D-don't worry Naruto-kun I-I'll g-get her t-there." She said giving a faint smile.
"Hey Hinata-chan how are your kitties?" he asked looking past the door frame and into the living room.
"Um t-they're fine."
"Oh okay then, well see ya Hinata-chan and don't forget Grandma Tsunade gets kinda cranky if she has to wait long." He said shuttering at memories of the fifth's wrath.
"O-okay." Hinata said shutting the door walking down the hall to her room she opened the door and groaned. "Kaida I don't t-think Hidan's arms are s-supposed to bend that way." She said looking at the girl sitting on the mans back pulling his arms back with her feet on the back of his head and his face pushed into a rouge pillow.
"He was saying mean things about you again Hinata-sensei he said you were weak for liking Naruto-kun." Kaida said letting go of Hidan's arms and standing up on his back.
"Get the fuck off of me." Looking at the man she was standing on Kaida stepped on his head shoving his face back into the pillow.
"Hinata-sensei why do you have a boyfriend who says mean things about you?"
"Kaida Hidan is n-not my b-boyfriend he's just…ahhh a friend." She said looking at the girl.
"Are you sure Hinata-sensei?" Kaida asked looking at the older girl.
"Yes I'm sure."
Hearing a muffled voice they both looked down at the silver haired man whose face was still shoved in the pillow lifting her foot from the back of his head. Kaida asked the man. "Hey what did you say it was kinda muffled." she said smiling.
"I said get. the. Fuck .off. of. me." He growled lifting his face from the pillow enunciating every word.
"Mmmmm okay." Kaida said hopping off of his back walking over to Hinata she looked up at her. "So who was at the door Hinata-sensei?"
"It was N-Naruto-kun he said that Lady Tsunade wants to s-see you." She answered.
"Oh… will you still go with me?" She asked looking at her with hope filled eyes.
"Y-yes but you need to change." Hinata said walking to her closet and she pulled out some clothes for Kaida and herself.
"Hey Hidan-kun get out." Kaida said pointing at the man sitting on Hinata's bed, rolling his eyes he got up and left and Kaida shut the door and started dressing.
"Um, Kaida why did you call him Hidan-kun?" Hinata asked confused by the small girl's choice in suffixes causing her to look up at her.
"Because I think of him as a friend Hinata-sensei."
"Why?"
"Because he's your friend so that makes him my friend too." he said as she pulled on the cream colored jacket over the blue tank top and the blue kapries.
"Oh." Was all Hinata said as she dressed and then opened the door and walked to the bathroom brushing her hair and teeth then grabbing Kaida's clothes she went to put them in her pack as the smaller girl did what she had to do.
"Why the fuck does she keep attacking me?" Hidan asked Hinata when she walked into his line of sight.
"S-she thinks of y-you as her f-friend." She said shoving the clothes into Kaida's pack and zipping it up.
"The fuck who does that to friends?" He said then thought on it then decided to not be hypocritical. "Hey are you still going to get our things?" Hidan asked her she stood up and slug the pack over her shoulder getting a nod from her he continued. "You'll have to take fish face with you so he can seal his sword in a scroll unless you want to loose your damn hand and your chakra." He said looking at her from his laying position on the couch.
"Ah O-okay." She said looking for Kisame the kitten, finding him she stuck him in her hood much like Kiba used to do with Akamaru when he was a puppy she also grabbed a bottle of water and her messenger bag.
"Hinata-sensei I'm ready to go now." Kaida said walking up behind the pale eyed Kunoichi.
"Okay let's go." She said walking toward the door then looked back at Hidan. "I won't be gone long so be good." She said then closed the door.
Reaching the tower Kaida grabbed onto Hinata's hand as they walked up the steps to Tsunade's office stopping at the door Hinata raised her hand and knocked on the door. A few moments later there was a muffled 'enter' opening the door Hinata saw the busty blonde Hokage sitting at her desk which was covered in a pile of paper work. Also in the room was a rather short woman about 4'9 with grey- brown colored hair and amber eyes and she wore a pale blue Kimono with cherry blossoms wrapping around it. Seeing that Hinata had walked in with Kaida or maybe the other way around the woman shouted at Kaida making the girl jump and move a little closer to Hinata. Nudging the girl Hinata gave her an unnoticeable push toward the woman, walking over Kaida was grabbed and pulled to the short woman's side. Where she was being scolded until Tsunade stopped the woman by speaking. "Mrs. Oka I believe shouting at the child for admiring Hinata is a bit foolish don't you think so?"
"No, not at all I don't want Kaida around that Hyuuga girl." Mrs. Oka said.
"Why is that?" Tsunade asked her.
"Because that Hyuuga is a disappointment to her clan, and I want Kaida to grow up and be able to marry into a good clan family, but if she hangs around with a disowned Hyuuga she will never be able to have a good life." Mrs. Oka said looking at Tsunade and then glaring at Hinata.
"What if the child doesn't want to be married into a clan what if she just wants to be a good shinobi then marry into a family with out a Kekkei Genkai or marry a simple farmer?" the blonde said.
"Of course she doesn't want to marry into a common family and she doesn't want to live as a ninja for the rest of her life." the woman scoffed.
"Have you asked her?"
"I… why of course not she's just a child she doesn't know what she wants and when she grows up she'll see the shinobi way is not a way of life for her. Now Lady Tsunade if you will excuse us I must be getting home and start on lunch for the children and my husband." Mrs. Oka said dragging Kaida by her arm out the doors of the Hokagae's office Hinata watching as the girl followed the woman.
"Hinata."
"Y-yes Tsunade-Sama?"
"I want to know did Kaida stay with you last night?" The blond asked looking at the Kunoichi in front of her.
"Y-yes I'm s-sorry if I c-ca-caused you a-any trouble Tsunade S-Sama." She said looking at the floor then she heard the Hokage laugh.
"No, nothing I don't put up with on a daily basis anyways." She said gesturing toward the mountain of papers on her desk.
"Oh w-well then I g-guess I'll be l-le-leaving n-now." Hinata said walking toward the door.
"Hinata one more thing don't let the girl stay with you any more she can be around you, I can't stop her from doing that but I don't want to have to listen to Mrs. Oka's foolish whining. I mean nothing by this of course you are a wonderful ninja and a good person but some people are blinded by that fact because you were disowned by your father. Now once she graduates from the academy she can stay with you if she wants to and there will be no complaining but until then be content with helping her train in your spare time but don't slack in your own training." Wwith that said the fifth smiled and shooed Hinata away and started on her paper work slowly knowing Sakura would be there to help later.
Walking down the street Hinata felt kitty Kisame move out of the hood of her jacket and onto her head to watch the village go past. As she walked toward the abandoned building she wondered if she could trust the Akatsuki once they had their weapons back. Of course she couldn't they were murderers and she was giving them means to kill her and destroy her village and everyone in it. Shaking the thought from her mind she stepped into the building and placed Kisame on the floor pulling out the water bottle and a pair of sweats she shoved into her messenger bag. Popping the top off of the water she poured some on the blue kitten dropped the sweats and ducked behind a wooden crate so she wouldn't faint anymore.
"Hey come on girl I need those scrolls you have." He said, jumping at the sound of his gravelly voice Hinata came from behind the crates pulling the scrolls from her jacket pocket.
"C-coming Ki-Kisame-san." She squeaked the sealing scrolls clutched in her hands.
"Hurry up this way." He said walking toward the pile of ropes where Hinata had found them reaching the ropes Kisame moved some crates and pulled out a huge wrapped sword. "Hey Samehada did you miss me?" He asked it and Hinata could have swore she saw it move under the wrap. Setting his Samehada aside he grabbed a three bladed scythe then a pouch and tossed it to Hinata who looked inside to see it was just clay. Setting the scrolls down she picked up Hidan's scythe only to have it practically drag her to the ground it was really heavy she looked at where the blades hit the floor and they where buried a few inches into it.
Hearing Kisame sigh he moved her aside and pulled the scythe from the ground with no effort then sealed it in one of the scrolls doing the same with his sword. Tossing both scrolls to Hinata she put them back into her pocket and hooked the clay pouch onto her thigh and looked at the blue man in front of her.
"What the hell do we do now I guess we really didn't think this out did we?" He asked scratching the back of his head.
"W-wh-what do y-you me-mean?" Hinata asked him then realized what he meant they where going to be stuck in the building until Kisame turned back into a kitten. Seeing the look of fear that came onto Hinata's face Kisame decided to say something to calm the paranoid girl's nerves.
"Hey calm down kid don't worry I won't do anything to you, you're not my type." He said grinning until he heard the gasp and the tears in the girls eyes. "No don't cry, wait, wait don't…what are you crying for?" He asked the teary girl.
"I-I'm h-happy." She said breathing a small sigh of relief.
"Wha…"
"N-no n-not li-like th-that I a-all ready l-love s-someone." She said not wanting to insult the blue man who was close to his weapon.
"Oh so who do you love kid is it one of us?" He said meaning one of the Akatsuki.
"N-NO!" Hinata shouted horrified at the idea.
"Sorry we're not on your list of possible loves kid but we do have reasons for being the way we are but we're not completely heartless." Kisame said looking at the small girl then sat on a crate and continued. "If we were heartless we could have killed you by now at least thirty times, Hidan more than anyone else because he's been human longer." He said seeing the shock and realization on Hinata's face.
"Why?" she asked her voice hard.
"We need you kid without you we're screwed" he said.
"W-why?" she asked again her voice a little softer.
"Don't know maybe because we're in the middle of a village of people who want us dead." he said sarcastically.
"Oh r-right."
"Why do you do that?"
"Wh-what?"
"That, stutter why do you do it?"
"I-I d-don't kn-know." She said looking at the floor.
"Hum okay…Soooo do you want to know anything about any of the guys?" Kisame asked grinning making Hinata look up.
"Um O-okay."
"Let's see first off Deidara he's scared of penguins." Kisame told Hinata as she giggled covering her mouth with her hand. "Kakuzu he doesn't think any of us know but he has a thing for chick flicks." He said.
"Th-that's a l-little s-scary." Hinata said sitting down on another crate to listen to more dirt on the Akatsuki. "W-who's n-next?" She asked loving the information she was getting.
"Ahh, Hidan he's scared of that kid Kaida but he'll never admit it."
"E-even I kn-knew t-that." Hinata said grinning.
"Zetsu is scared of weed eaters."
"R-really?"
"Yeah he is like part grass or something."
"Wh-what a-about you Kisame-s-san?"
"Ahh, me hum let's see oh I like karaoke."
"Wh-what about It-tachi-san and T-Tobi-san?" Hinata asked looking at the shark like man in interest.
"Hum not much to say about Tobi you'll see his personality sooner or later but Itachi man when he gets drunk-" Then Hinata was listening to a blue kitten meow at her.
"G-guess the h-hours up." She said picking him up off the crate and sticking him in her the hood of her jacket and walked out of the building toward her house.
Stepping through her front door Hinata sat Kisame on the floor and set her messenger bag on the floor then pulled the sealing scrolls from her jacket and set them on the counter. Turning around she came face to neck with Deidara jumping a little she looked up at the blonds faces seeing him looking down at her. He broke into a wide grin when he saw his clay pouch on her thigh reaching for it Hinata moved back and out of her reach then realized what he was grabbing for. Unhooking the pouch she tossed it to him and smiled when he acted like a little kid on Christmas morning.
"Yes I have my clay back, un." He said spinning in a circle holding the clay close to his chest.
"Um D-Deidara-san w-why did y-you want y-your clay ba-back so b-badly?" Hinata asked not knowing if she would like the answer.
"It's for my art, yeah." He said grinning.
"O-oh okay."
"Do you want to see my art Hinata-chan, yeah?" He asked, not waiting for her to answer he stuck his hand in the pouch and didn't pull anything out when he brought his hand out. Hinata watched him as he turned his hand palm side up and a little sparrow sat in the center of his hand. Tossing the bird up it started flying around the room as Hinata watched it flutter around her living room she didn't see Deidara place his hands together.
"Everyone get down!" Kisame shouted coming back from un-kittening himself.
"Huh?" Hinata breathed glancing at him then this happened.
"Hinata-chan get down!" Tobi yelled tackling the girl to the floor, she was ready to ask him want he was doing when the bird flew over where she had been tackled and it exploded in a small puff of smoke.
"Man you guys have no confidence in me, un I can control the size of the explosion, yeah." Deidara said crossing his arms and pouted as everyone picked themselves up off the floor.
"No, we don't because you are an idiot." Itachi said coming out from behind the chair he had been hiding behind.
"Deidara-san h-how did y-you m-make th-that b-bird?" Hinata asked getting off the floor after Tobi got off her seeing his eyes narrow she quickly tried to think of something as not to offend him "I–I me-mean you d-don't have to t-tell me I w-was j-just wondering" she said.
Sighing he looked over at her then looked at the palms of his hands then walked toward her stopping in front of her "Hinata-chan if I show you do you promise not to freak out on me or avoid me, yeah?" he asked his hands balled up looking at him she nodded "Alright then I made the bird with my bloodline trait, yeah." he said grabbing Hinata's hands.
"D-Deidara-san I d-don't s-see how-Ehh!" Hinata squeaked as something wet licked the palm of her hand. "W-what was th-that?" She asked looking at her hands in the blonds.
"My bloodline trait see look, un." e said letting her hands go and showing her the palms of his hands looking at them Hinata saw one of the oddest things of her life. Sitting in the middle of his palms was a mouth both of his hands had one and they were in working order too. Deidara was ready to shove his hands in his pockets when Hinata grabbed his right hand and looked at it with a critical eye. Poking at it with her index finger the mouth seemed to be getting annoyed with all of the poking and prodding because it bit at Hinata's finger as she touched the teeth in it then it blew a raspberry before closing up. Laughing at the way the mouth acted she let go of Deidara's hand and looked up at him and smiled "Deidara-san-"
"I know its freaky and gross right, un?" He said balling his hands up again.
"No, i-its f-fine I don't m-mind." she said.
"Really, yeah?" the blond shouted.
"Y-yes you c-can't help it y-you were b-born s-sp-special r-right?" she said looking at him.
"Yeah I guess your right, un." He said smiling at her then he walked away to play with his clay some more.
Still grinning Hinata walked toward her room. Wanting to change into her training clothes she opened her door and as she stepped in she gasped at what she saw and her eyes widened. "Hi-Hidan." she whispered her voice barely audible.
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