Twilight Facebook chap 4
BellaS has changed he status from engaged to married
BellaS has changed her name to BellaC
BellaC: Yay! I'm married!
EdwardC: I'm so happy!
JacobB does not like this RosalieH does not like this
RosalieH: I can't believe you're my sister-in-law!
BellaC is on Esme Isle
EmmettC: Don't Facebook about what's going on there!
BellaC: Alright.
BellaC: Holy shit! I'm pregnant!
JacobB does not like this RosalieH likes this
EdwardC: It's all my fault;(
RosalieH: Yay! Now I can pretend to like you, so when you give birth and die, I can have the baby.
Edward does not like this
AliceC: Why can't I see the baby? My visions don't work only on the wolves.
JacobB: Ew, Bella is so fat!
BellaC does not like this
EmmettC: Ew. Why is Bella drinking blood when she's still human?
BellaC: It tastes good.
JasperH: Psychopath.
BellaC: I'm doing it for my child!
EmmettC: Still counts.
BellaC: Yay! I'm alive and a vampire!
AliceC: What are you naming the baby?
EdwardC: Renesmee.
EmmettC does not like this RosalieH does not like this CharlieC does not like this AliceC does not like this CarlisleC does not like this JasperH does not like this EsmeC likes this Renee likes this
Renee: I'm a grandmother:(
Charlie: I'm too young:(
Renee: No you aren't.
JacobB: Dammit, I just imprinted on Renessmee!
EdwardC dies not like this BellaC does not like this
BellaC: I'm gonna kill you!
BellaC: Never mind.
AliceC: The Volturi are coming!
CaiusV: Yes we are.
BellaC does not like this EdwardC does not like this
AliceC: I'm leaving!
AliceC and JasperH have left Forks
BellaC: Ditchers!
JaneV: We're coming for your devil spawn!
EdwardC: NO!
AlecV: Yes.
CarlisleC: Let's collect witnesses!
EsmeC: Yay, we have witnesses! In your face Volturi!
AroV: Don't see anything unusual about a half human-half vampire.
CaiusV: Let's kill it for fun.
MarcusV: I don't care.
Nessie: Don't kill me!
EdwardC: Jacob would die without Nessie.
AlecV: You named your daughter after the loch ness monster? Were you drunk?
BellaC: Her full name's Renessmee.
FelixV: That's even worse!
EsmeC: Shut the fuck up!
JaneV: Who's Jacob?
EdwardC: Nessie's mate.
JaneV: Ew! Pedo!
AliceC: I have a half human-half vampire hybrid for you.
AroV: Yay! Let's leave!
AroV is back in Volterra
BellaC: Yay, now we can live happily ever after!
AlecV: Lame.
Yeah, that ending was lame in Breaking Dawn. Sorry, it was rushed at the end. If I get a lot of reviews I'll make more chapters. They'll be post Breaking Dawn, so they'll have nothing to do with the books, but it'll be funny, so REVIEW! And be nice. Thanks!