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Part 4
Addison really was at a loss for words. As she pulled away, she looked up into Alex's eyes. He was smiling, actually, genuinely smiling; something he never did. Guilt washed over her. This was all her fault, and she was breaking his heart all over again. "Sorry, I, um..." Addison darted Izzie's eyes back and forth, trying to formulate an escape route. "I'm just, sorry..." and she took off running down the hall.
Alex brought his fingers to his lips as he watched Izzie, the love of his life, escape down the hall. Okay, what the fuck was that? Like, 3 weeks ago she was pulling away and telling him she couldn't because she was still hung up on her corpse of a boyfriend or whatever the fuck he was, and now she's making out with him in front of the whole hospital? Talk about confusing.
He looked over at Addison, who must have seen what just happened, and, ohhhh shit. She was crying. Fuck, why was he so damn goodlooking that all these women had to constantly try and sex him up right in front of each other? Speaking of being sexed up, both these gorgeous women were also proving to be unbelievable teases, as he STILL hadn't gotten any in the last 24 hours, even though he had been naked twice.
Alex was about to speak to Addison, when Mark cut in. Seeing Karev get all the action at this hospital was not only completely crazy, it was disturbing. Mark was a P.I.M.P., and no motherfucking intern was going to be stealing that status from him anytime soon. This was his hospital, and these were his bitches. And now Karev had made Addison cry?!? It was too much.
Mark pulled a crying Addison into his chest and bent down to kiss her. "It's okay Addie, I'm here," he murmured as her planted a kiss on her lips.
Izzie's eyes shot open upon feeling Mark's lips on her own. She pushed her hands against his chest and tried to push him off of her. "Dr. Sloane!" she squealed, "what the hell are you doing???"
Mark and Alex were both looking at her now, shock and confusion filling their faces. Fuck, Izzie thought, she had really made a mess of things. This had gone too far. She needed to go find Addison and get her body back before she did anymore damage. She took off, sprinting down the hall after her own body. Unfortunately, she had once again forgotten she was wearing heels, and tripped, falling flat on her face. She quickly picked herself back up, ignoring the laughter behind her, and left.
Mark and Alex stood beside each other, staring after Addison in disbelief. The two gorgeous pieces of man candy, still completely naked except for their boxers, seemed to forget they had been previously fighting. "Women..." they murmured in disbelief.
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Izzie ran as fast as her heels would allow. Her heart beating faster and faster with every step. She needed to find Addison. She needed her body back. She needed Alex.
Addison continued to run down the hall not knowing where or what she would do, she just knew she needed away from the crowd of people and their ever staring eyes. She ran to the stairwell to find Meredith and Derek gazing into each other's eyes. She nearly barfed, as she nudged pass them.
Izzie could see herself running up ahead. Her body had turned into the stairwell, so Izzie decided to take the elevator. She frantically pushed the button, what seemed a million times before the doors finally opened. She stepped inside and pushed the button to go up without delay.
Addison had nearly reached the next floor. She was trying to think of what to do next when suddenly Izzie met her, doors flinging open. After admiring herself for a few seconds while she caught her breath she said, "Stevens, this has got to stop. I should not have kissed Alex in your body, I thought it was the right move to break up the fight, but he loves you Izzie. He loves you."
Izzie nodded. She had known of Alex's feeling for her, but now that she knew her own feelings, it was so urgent to get back to him. Izzie felt so bad seeing the hurt on Addison's face but she knew something too. She thought for a second and then gently said, "Mark is difficult, he's an ass, he doesn't always say or do the right things, but he loves you Addison."
Addison looked down, wincing at the cheap shoes that she was standing on, that was the last thing she wanted to hear.
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Back at the nurse's station, Alex and Mark were still standing there, close to naked, while hundreds of horny nurses circled them.
"Dude," Mark said. "Look at these chicks! Some of them are pretty hot too... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I dunno," Alex replied. "Are you thinking that if we had a mass orgy right now, the rating of this fic would become a lot higher than 'teen', but it would be so worth it?"
"Uhm... well that, but also, like, look at these women!" Mark gestured to all the women standing around them, drooling and licking their lips hungrily. "Like holyshit, we are some fine mother fuckers. We are Gods. The pimps of Seattle Grace. We don't need no fucking women holding us down and making us fight and go crazy. Fuck 'em"
"Yeah," Alex agreed, "screw that dizzy blonde girl!"
"Dude, ew. Didn't that Denny guy say that line before?"
"HOMG, he did? Ewwwww! That's disgusting, dude, why did you make me think of that fucker? Are you trying to make me vomit? Let's pretend that didn't happen."
"Good idea. I wanna forget he was even alive. Gross. What was with that wicked unibrow he had?"
"I don't know. And I don't ever want to know," Alex shuddered.
"Okay so anyways," Alex continued, "here's the plan. Were gonna forget about being one-woman bitches, get our balls back, and fuck alllllll of these nurses."
"Okay, sounds good," Mark nodded. "Uhm, expect for one thing."
"What's that?"
"I miss Addison."
Alex nodded. "Yeah. I know. God, were such fucking pansies, letting women run our lives like this."
Mark nodded in agreement. "Wanna go get our bitches back?"
"Hells yes!" Alex said. "Uhm, but do you think we should maybe put some pants on first?" He was starting to become very aware of his nakedness as he watched the nurses in front of him practically ovulate as they stared at his sculpted chest.
Mark smiled. "Well, don't you think we stand a better chance of winning them back looking like this?"
"Good point," Alex agreed. And with that they took off down the hall to find Addie and Izzie.
The nurses pouted sadly when the mancandy exited. Seeing Alex and Mark grope at each like they were in 3$ porn found in an adult movie warehouse had them all hot and bothered. Suddenly, a scared and confused George burst into the room. "Yummy," one of the nurses commented, and soon they were on George's ass like catnip, tearing at his clothes with their teeth.
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Izzie and Addison were standing alone in an empty hall way.
"Okay Addison, we need to switch back. I don't know if you've seen the movie but I gave you the magical fortune cookie because I got the idea from Freaky Friday." said Izzie.
"You mean the movie with that slutty Lindsay Lohan girl?" asked Addison.
"Yeah. That's it. So in the movie they like tried stuff to switch, and it didn't really work for them, but maybe we can try some of the things they did?" Izzie said while crossing her fingers.
Addison looked at her like she was crazy and then said "Sure, let's try."
Izzie giggled and said, "Okay, what should we do first? Um, how about we try to run into eachother?"
"Stevens you are crazy, but Lord knows I'm tired of walking around in these $20 shoes and knocking things over with my, excuse me, your gargantuous boobs." Addison said very seriously.
Izzie was offended, but she did know how it felt to have her boobs so she kept quiet and said, "Okay I'll stand over there and you can stand right over there, we'll count to 3 and do it." Izzie said hoping she was convincing enough.
"Oh God." Addison muttered, then nodded.
Izzie backed up about 6 steps and Addison did the same in the other direction. They were both now staring at eachother, both quietly pleading, "Please work. Please work. Please work." Addison nodded to Izzie and started to count. 1. 2...3! They both lunged forward, in less than a second they met each other halfway with such force that Izzie, in Addison's body, flew backwards 10 feet after hitting her boobs. Addison just stood there smirking, "I guess they do have some perks. Huh?"
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Cristina Yang was standing at the nurse's station, twirling her engagement ring around her finger. She had the most amazing man by her side and the perfect job. Aside from the fact that her passion filled sex with Burke had been interrupted not once, but twice, Cristina was happy and optimistic
Suddenly, Addison Montgomery came tripping down the hallway with Izzie walking right beside her, poised and with perfect posture. How strange, Cristina thought.
Izzie had always been such a klutz, she wore sneakers under her prom dress a few months ago because she couldn't walk in heels and Addison, well, anyone with the name Addison Forbes Montgomery had to be perfect at everything, even walking.
"Have you seen Karev and Sloane?" Izzie asked.
"We need to see them, like now." Addison asked.
Before Cristina could reply, she felt an arm wrap around her waist she smiled.
"Hello, the future Mrs. Burke." Burke whispered into her ear.
Shivers went down Cristina's spine, he always knew what could make her smile.
"You mean the future Dr. Burke, the she-Burke" she replied.
Burke smiled and squeezed her waist.
"Addison, I heard that etopic pregnancy got a little complicated earlier."
"Nothing I couldn't handle, Preston," Izzie replied. Addison nudged her and she seemed to realize something.
"Oh like, totally, I heard that too," She said.
"Well, um. Stevens, lets go talk to those people we have to like go to. Preston, Cristina, nice to see you," Addison replied. She took Izzie's arm and pulled her down the hall
"Well that was strange," Burke said after they had left.
Cristina's pager went off and she looked down to check it.
"I have to go, PIT," she said, going up for a kiss on the cheek, she quickly reconsidered
"I love you," she whispered in his ear and then ran off down the hall.
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So basically, Addie and Izzie were arm in arm running around the fucking large hospital, while Mark and Alex and running around to try and find Addie and Izzie. Yes, it was like a fucked up maze. And, like the song goes, "It was a fucked maze".
Cristina and Burke loved each other. Great. That's nothing new. Mer and Der were fucking example of what PDA becomes when it is multiplied by infinity. Nothing new. But the fucking maze; that was something new.
"Damnit Addison, my beast is raging, and if I like don't like have Alex like soon, I dont know what I am going to do" yelled Izzie, in Addie's body, obviously distressed.
"Gosh Izzie. Way to over use the word 'like'. But I know what you mean. Like, I need Mark now" Addie replied.
"OMG!!! I was online the other day, right? And, like, there was this forum about us, and there was this thing called 'Maddisexie' and I totally though it would be a good idea!" Izzie was obviously too excited now.
"Hmmm...is that like Mark and me and you and Alex...but dude, that's hot. Like race car hot. Or like me hot." Addie said
"OK... that's it. We are never gonna find them," Izzie grabbed Addison until they were inches apart.
"Izz... I'm down with the rainbow, but I dont swing that way," said Addison. "Crap... does my breath really smell that bad? I swear I swallowed my $200 breath mints this morning when I was fucking Alex!"
"Ya... your right. That was like totally awkward. Like totally awkward. Like you are so running out the door right now. Shit that line was definitely in Garden State."
Meanwhile, on which seemed like the opposite side of the world, Alex and Mark were still running.
"Alex. Look around us," Mark was saying "Take it in. Yes there you go. Now don't you think we have been running in circles? I mean, we came into this OR 10 minutes ago, and we haven't left yet. I am thinking we might need to open the door if we want to get out."
"Fuck man. I'm not an idiot. Like, totally," Alex was almost talking like Izzie now. "Haha... but wouldn't it be fun if we switched bodies?"
"What the fuck Alex! You are a freaking retard! Shut up already! I need to find my girl before my raging beast goes wild and I'm stuck with you for the rest of my life!" Mark said sternly.
"Dude...I don't swing that way."
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"Addison, I need you to do me a favour," Izzie said, stopping suddenly in the middle of the hallway.
"Why on earth should I do you any favours?" Addison put her hands on the curvy hips that belong to Isobel Stevens.
"Because, we can't get back into our bodies right now. It's just not going to work."
"And you know this how?" Addison was skeptical about believing anything Izzie said to her at this moment in time.
"I just do!" Izzie exploded. "Are you going to help me, or not?"
"Yeah, sure, whatever. What do you want me to do?"
"I want you to tell Alex that you love him - that I love him," Izzie said, calming down a little bit. "If I can't do it myself," she choked back a tear, "I will need you to do it for me."
Addison saw the pain in her own eyes, and bit her lip. "Yeah, ok."
Addison turned on the heel of the crappy WalMart shoe, and realized "I don't know where he is."
"I guess we'll have to find him then." Izzie said softly. She didn't want to have to see Alex, not when she knew that she couldn't kiss him without making him like Addison more.
"There they are!" Addison exclaimed, pointing to two men walking down the hall in nothing but their boxers.
haha gosh, can you tell what characters we love and what ones we hate by now? ♡♡♡