Chapter 3 - Operation Impending Doom II

The next day...

"Are you packed?" said Daddy.

"Yeah. I'm so excited!"

"Good. You better be. Because I've got a big surprise for you."

I have a problem with surprises. When a person tells me they have a surprise for me, I get all anxious and clumsy, and I look EVERYWHERE for it.

"It's back in the basement. Come on."

Like I said, while I was walking, I kept tripping over my feet and jumping up and down. Finally! We got there!

"Ok, ready? Close your eyes."

I covered my eyes and smiled. I heard some robotic sounds. Oh my Irk. Could it be?!

"Open them!"

I was right! A SIR unit! I screamed and hugged Daddy and then the SIR unit. "Thank you so much! A million times!"

Red smiled and picked the SIR unit up. He said, "It's the cutest one I could find. I know how much you love those cute SIR units."

He held it out to me. "Now, give her a name."

I thought for a bit. And then I said, "Rox."

"Name accepted." Rox said.

"Eria! Purple! Come on, she's about to leave!"

Mommy and Uncle Tallest came out. Mommy Tallest was crying...probably tears of joy.

"Mommy Tallest? What's wrong?"

"Sweetie...if you wanna go...take Razi with you. I trust you."

I gasped. "Mommy, you don't have to do this."

"No, It's fine. Here. There's a safe-y-cruiser seat in the vootcruiser we got you."

"Daddy, Uncle, did you know about this?"

They all nodded and told me that they totally trusted me. The only thing I was worried about...was the planet they sent me to. Earth.

"We recently sent...Zim there. We wanted him to pretty much get destroyed. Thing is, there really was a planet. We need you to conquer that planet. Not him. Or else we'll all be doomed. But we know that you'll conquer that planet in a few weeks or months." Everybody hugged me. Mommy, Daddy, Uncle, and Razi even squeezed me a bit when I was holding him. Rox came too and grabbed my leg.

Rox, Razi, and myself got in the vootcruiser. I buckled Razi in his safe-y-cruiser seat. Everybody waved goodbye. "Well, let's test this smeet out." I automatically knew how to drive the vootcruiser, it just came naturally to me. "Rox! Set coordinates for Earth."

"Yes, my master."

Wow, I didn't like that. Halfway along the trip, I unbuckled myself. I picked up Rox and went to the back of the ship. I made her shut down. I was going to reprogram her, but his whole personality and attitude. I made her say Zo-e instead of "master" or "ma'am". I never liked that about a SIR unit. I also made her have an actual life instead of just being a mindless obedient robot. When I was done, she booted back up. "Hi, Rox."

"Hi Zo-e."

That's a lot better. The vootcruiser shook.

We went back to where Razi was sitting and I buckled him up with his wormhole seat belts. He was fussing around a little, but he was fine. I buckled Rox and myself up.

6 really boring months later...

"Ready to proceed through wormhole."

"Initiate."

Suddenly the ship bursted out in speed while it went through the wormhole. It was...weird. The wormhole was pretty much some sort of freaky psychedelic colors. I couldn't even look at it. I thought my eyes were gonna burn.

"Successfully proceeded through wormhole. Now approaching EARTH."