A/N: Thank for guys for the reviews. Keep 'em coming. Please no flames. Yes, the fic is loosely based on the 'Friends' episode 'The One with the Boobies'. Which I think is a great title!!!. No, I don't own Friends either.

Water droplets fell from his hair on to his muscular shoulders. He wrapped the shower curtain around him, hiding his naked manhood from Hermione view.

Hermione turned quickly to face the wall behind her. "REMUS! I'm sooooo sorry. Bloody hell." she spoke into her cupped hands. "I thought you were Harry"

"Harry? What are earth you possessed you to believe I was Harry?" Remus clutched the flimsy piece of fabric.

"I..I.I was given false information. I only wanted to embarrass Harry. You know like he did to me. I mean. It was all Tonks's idea" Hermione stumbled over her words.

Remus sighed. Bending over the tub, he reached for his towel that was perched on the sink. "I think this game..could you hand me that towel?..thank you..has gone far enough."

With the towel firmly in place, he stepped out of the tub. "You can turn around" Hermione twisted her body around to face him. She offered him a small smile. Her eyes wandered over his face. His wet sandy locks hung limp in his grey eyes. Letting her eyes drift down, she saw the deep scars on his arms and chest. For a man being fifteen years older, Remus was not that bad looking.

"Hermione?"

"Huh?"

"Eyes up here" Remus gestured to his eyes.

"Sorry" Hermione flushed scarlet. Dashing out the door, she ran to the comfort of her bedroom.

Quickly closing her bedroom door, she was greeted by a heart shaped face.

"How did it go?" Tonks rubbed her hands greedily together.

"You!" Hermione raised her finger, pointing at the young auror. "It wasn't Harry in the shower. It's was Remus"

Tonks's hands shoot to her lips. Hermione saw the corners of Tonks mouth edge upwards in a smile, behind her hands. " I'm sorry" she said, between fits of giggles.

"What are you laughing about?" Hermione flopped on her bed, sending her beloved books to the floor.

"This whole situation is funny. Come on, Hermione. All of us needed a good laugh"

"Well, thanks everybody for laugh at my expense" she said, bitterly into the bed's comforter.

Tonks pouted and kneeled in front of her. "I'm laughing at the situation; not you"

Raising her head off the bed, Hermione looked past Tonks's shoulder and caught sight of a figure in the doorway. Harry cleared his throat and walked into the room.

"Hey Tonks. Could I have a word with Hermione? Alone?"

"Sure" She gave a little wave, a wink and exited the room. Harry stood looking down at Hermione raised eyebrow.

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"What's wrong, Harry?" Hermione propped her head on her elbow. Stepping closer to the bed, Harry climbed on her bed. Her eyes widened as Harry's face came dangerously close to hers.

"I want to say I'm sorry for walked in on you" he whispered.

"It's okay, Harry. I overacted." Hermione shrugged her shoulders.

Inching closer to her, he whispered "You're are so beautiful"

Hermione released the breath she was holding. "What?"

Harry lifted his head up. "Sorry, I was talking to your breasts, Hermione" He grinned.

Anger bubbled up in her. Quickly grabbing her wand, she shot a hex at him; that sent him flying in the other wall.

"Ouch" Harry rubbed the back of his head, climbing from the floor. "I was only joking."

Hermione still had her wand out, unconvinced. "It wasn't funny"

He smiled sheepishly at her. "All joking aside. You really are beautiful, 'Mione." With that, he strolled out the door; leaving a very confused Hermione still holding her wand.

THE END!!!