April Fools Edition

Tsukiko giggled hysterically, sounding very much insane. She bent down over the desk again and continued to scribble away on a paper. Her eyes were shadowed and she was grinning madly. "You should have never told me about today Kagome. Never. Never. Never. Heeheeheeheehee~."

Kuwabara's Room

"Alright study. Focus and soon, you'll be a scientist." Kuwabara bent over the desk in his room and scratched away at his Biology paper. Outside his room was a menacing shadow. A shadow that held something that looked suspiciously like a paint-spray can. Clearing her throat, she inhaled deeply, and there was a loud explosion and a puff of smoke. In her place, was Genkai. 'Genkai' giggled insanely before throwing the doors open and glaring at Kuwabara. "It's time for training and your ass is missing from the dojo. Go!" Kuwabara grunted and bobbed his head. "Yes Ma'am!"

He ran out of the room, homework left forgotten in favor of not getting beaten to a pulp. 'Genkai' giggled again and pranced over to the desk. She grabbed the paper and taped it underneath the desk then whipped out another paper and placed it on the desk. She began to spray the desk a bright pink.

After creating a 3-inch thick layer of pink paint, 'Genkai' stepped back, admired her work, then danced out of the room.

After finding out from Kurama that it was a lazy day, Kuwabara returned to his room, feeling very confused. "Wonder why Genkai told me to go train?" He walked in and glanced at his desk. "My homework's pink." He shrugged and sat down, getting a pencil and poising it above the pink-covered paper. Then he froze suddenly, thick beads of sweat rolling down his forehead. "MY HOMEWORK'S PINK!"

From outside, 'Genkai' exploded in a cloud of smoke and Tsukiko burst into Kuwabara's room. While the ginger was screaming in outrage, she walked calmly to his desk, flipped it over, and pointed at the unblemished paper. "What's this?" Kuwabara roared and turned to looked at what she was pointing over then his jaw dropped to the other side of the earth.

Tsukiko giggled and whipped out her spray can and began to paint Kuwabara's immobile tongue. Once it was as pink as his desk, she danced away, shouting, "APRIL FOOLS!"

Yusuke's Room

Yusuke was thinking. Thinking hard. Last night, Kagome had spoken to him about his relationship with Keiko, saying that she seemed to be using him. Looking back, he realized the truth of her words. It hurt, to think that the one person her came back to life for was actually playing him. But, once he was past the betrayal, hurt, and denial, he understood that it would be better if they parted. Mind made up, he decided to break the news to her today and got up, intent on telling Keiko.

Suddenly, his door flew open and in walked Keiko with very little clothing. "Yusuke," she almost moaned. "I love~ you~." She slowly walked to him and got very close to him, until he could feel her breath fanning across his face. "I realized that you really matter to me. And I've decided, we should get married!" Keiko hugged him and he felt like the world was ending. "Um, Keiko, I-!" Keiko pushed him back and beamed at him. "My dad said that he supported us and will pay for the wedding expenses!" Yusuke felt something die in him.

A cloud of smoke exploded in his face and Tsukiko grinned up at him. "APRIL FOOLS!

Inuyasha's Tree

RRRRRRR~! Inuyasha looked down and saw Tsukiko sneaking up behind the midget hiyoukai's tree with a chainsaw in hand. "Keh, nice idea Tsukiko." He sat back and watched as she disappeared behind Hiei's tree. RRRRRRR~! Too busy grinning, Inuyasha didn't noticed the ice traveling up the tree until it froze his body to the branch he was occupying. "What the hell?!" He struggled against the cold frost but to no avail. RRRRRRRRRR~! Vibrations went through the wood and Inuyasha growled angrily as he fell forward with the tree. "Fuck you Tsukiko~!"

A few feet away, Tsukiko grinned as she watched Inuyasha get acquainted with the ground.

"My version of a osuwari."

Youko's Section of the Forest

"Kuronue, why are your scythe's glued together?" Youko stared blankly at his struggling friend. "Tsukiko!" Youko raised a brow. "She glued your scythe's together?" Kuronue growled and nodded. "Yea, watch it, she might do something to you." Youko smirked. "Kuronue my dear friend, she doesn't have the skill set to do anything to the King of Thieves. Second, she wouldn't do anything to a fellow kitsune."

Behind the silver-haired kitsune was another one, sporting two scissors charmed to go against youkai. She snuck stealthily behind him and leapt onto his back, straddling his shoulders. "This! Is! Sparta!" She attacked his hair with the scissors then pranced away. A few yards away, she whipped out a camera and snapped a dozen shots of a near-bald Youko. "These are going onto YoukaiTube."

She continued to run away, waving the camera tantalizing at a very enraged Youko who was chasing her. "APRIL FOOLS!"

Kagome's Room

The lights were turned off. The doors shut tightly. "You've done well, my young Padawan." A shadow spoke. Another shadow sat in front of the first one. "Thank you Ma'am." The lights flicked on and Kagome jumped to her feet and in her hand, a shining sword whose blade was shining bright green. "I knight you, Tsukiko-sama, as right-hand woman of the Prank Master!"

Tsukiko bowed her head humbly.

ABOMC

Rumi-senpai: Yea I know, update an actual chapter. I'm sorry. But I just had an urge to do an April fool's filler. It's short but I wanted to do it. Please enjoy, and I promise that I'll get the other chapter uploaded ASAP!