" Okay." Carlisle sighed once they reached the mall. " This is going to be an odd trip to the mall."

" Oh no! It's going to be fun!" Bella smiled. She grabbed Carlisle's wrist. " Now let's go pick you out a nice dress for the wedding!"

" Carlisle? In a dress?" Alice laughed.

" I thought Rosalie was going to have to wear it!" Carlisle gasped in horror.

" No!" Rosalie pleaded. " Make him wear it!"

" What wedding?" Emmett asked,walking up from behind them with Jasper and Jacob Black. They took Emmett's truck/keep thing. Not everyone would fit in the volvo. " Who's getting married?"

" You are!" Bella smiled.

" Bella,me and Rose got married last week." Emmett told her.

" Yeah. Only she's not marrying you! Carlisle is! Duh! Thats the point of getting him a dress?" Bella rolled his eyes as if he should know. " Now go find yourself a nice tux and meet us back here in an hour. And go to the toy store and get yourself a new barbie if you want."

" I'm not marrying my father!" Emmett yelled. " And I already have every barbie known to man. I don't need another one." Emmett crossed his arms.

" Don't use that tone of voice with me!" Bella scolded,her eyes narrowed. She was getting scary. Emmett backed up. " Go get a tuxedo! March!"

Emmett ran,grabbing Jasper and pulling him with him.

" Now lets go to the wedding gown store." Bella smiled at Carlisle.

Carlisle sighed and turned to Edward.

" Edward,you go with uh,Jacob Black,and the rest of their pack. I suggest you scan the building. She's probably here somewhere." Carlisle said.

The two of them nodded.

" - and I guess,I'm going to get married?" Carlisle whimpered.

Alice,Rosalie,and Bella smiled.

" Be back for the wedding!" Alice called to Edward.

Twenty Minutes later

Loretta's Wedding Gowns

The dressing room

" I can't go through with this!" Carlisle yelled from the other side of the dressing room door.

" Oh,don't worry Lakisha. Everybody has doubts on their wedding gay. Just about every bride in history!" Bella soothed him.

" I'm not having doubts its this dress I - Lakisha?" Carlisle said.

Alice and Rosalie snickered.

All of a sudden Alice bursted out laughing.

" Carlisle! I just had a vision of what you look like!" Alice laughed.

Carlisle groaned. He opened the door and came out of the dressing room.

" Oh Lakisha! You look beautiful! Twirl!" Bella yelled.

Unwillingly,Carlisle twirled around in the wedding dress.

It was a tight and bust hugging at the top with a ribbon around the waist and a bow at the back. The skirt was a hoop skirt and flowed when he walked and twirled and had little sparkley sequins all over it and lace at the bottom. He had a veil on his head also and dainty white gloves. The manager of the store came walking along drinking a cup of coffee. She spotted Carlisle in the wedding dress and stopped,spitting the coffee out of her mouth. Alice and Rosalie laughed.

" Don't make fun of her!" Bella screamed at the manager. " She looks beautiful!"

" I'm a man." Carlisle gritted his teeth.

" Don't remind her," Alice whispered through her laughter into Carlisle's ear.

Bella looked at her wrist.

" Oh! Look! It's time for the wedding!" Bella yelled.

" But you don't have a watch." Rosalie raised one eyebrow.

" Wheres the ring?!" Bella yelled.

" Uh..we don't have one?" Alice shrugged.

" Nonsense! Can't have a wedding without a ring!"

" Thank god." Carlisle whispered.

" I heard that!" Bella yelled. " Come on! Lets go to the nearest gumball machine place and win ourselves a twenty five cent ring!"

" Only if we can get the pink barbie rings." Alice smiled.

" Yes! Then off to the wedding!"