Chapter 4. Hidan's PoV –Lunch-

I made my way to the cafe from my last class. My first to classes had been boring as fucking hell, and now I got to look forward to a lunch period by myself.

I sat down at an empty table with the random food I had brought from home, which consisted of some left over slop…that I couldn't really identify…I wasn't the best cook, I knew it was edible but didn't plan on eating it. No one sat at the same table I did…and I had to admit I was pretty glad…But of course I spoke to soon.

Some random kid that had been in one of my classes ran over and took a seat right next to me. He wore an orange mask and none of his skin showed.

"HI HIDAN-SEMPAI! CAN TOBI SIT HERE!?" the annoying kid said pulling out some food.

I raised the side of my lip in disgust. I looked at his food then at him wondering if he would take off the mask to eat or if he would try to shove it threw the orange plate, "Get the fuck away from me."

He tilted his head to the side, "Why?" then he gasped, "Are you allergic!?" he said pointing at the food in his hand.

I sneered at him, "Ya that's it I'm fucking allergic. TO FUCKING RETARDS! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

Tobi looked at me confused but got up and ran away none the less, I'm sure he had a terrified look on his face but you couldn't really tell.

The cafeteria was starting to get filled and I was getting more and more bored. The only problem with starting a new school in grade 11 is that you don't know anyone while everyone already had a clique.

I looked around then got a great idea.

I picked up a fistful of the disgusting slop in front of me and looked around, aiming for a couple people on the other side of the room I stood up, "FUCKIN FOOD FIGHT!" I yelled chucking the shit across the room, nailing a blonde in the back of the head, the blue haired girl beside them looked shocked before she laughed, then got a face full of something the blonde threw at her.

I picked up another fistful and threw it at another spot across the room, hitting a large tan man's shoulder getting it all over him. I snickered as he got up and looked around, I looked right at him from where I stood on my seat and he glared at me. He picked up something he had been eating and threw it at me.

I ducked down slipping under the table and what he threw splattered all over a short red head that just happened to walk by and I laughed from where I hid under the table.

He glared at me then looked over at the person who had thrown the food, he obviously recognized the person because he went over to them. I watched other people were starting to throw shit around the room, under the table was the safest place to be at the moment. I watched the red head walk over to the large guy and then they talked to some guy who looked like his head was on fire. A confused look crossed my face, I saw them look over at me occasionally, and they were plotting something. I smiled.

I got out from under the table and grabbed the remaining food from my plate. I chucked it right over the red head and big guy and hit the fire head right smack dab on the top of the head. I burst out laughing, as the shit I reluctantly call 'food' dripped down his face.

Then I was hit by two wads of some crap that stuck to the front of my shirt, and I ducked just in time to dodge an apple that was thrown at me from across the room from the blonde I had hit first.

It hit some guy with blue skin that was walking by and he staggered pushing his friend over, who I barely recognize as Itachi cause now he was on the ground and the food he had was all over his shirt. I laughed even harder and sprawled out on the table I was now lying on.

The next time I looked up…the room was practically vacant…and the VP stood in the center of the room looking at the few people who had remained…me, Itachi cause he was just pulling himself to his feet, his blue friend who was helping him up, the red head, the fire head, the big guy, the blonde, the water head and…Tobi!?

"Aw fuck…" I hissed as the VP motioned the 9 of them towards him. I reluctantly got up…along with all the others. I saw the blonde look at the red head their eyes met then the both looked away blushing…I cocked an eyebrow for a second then let it slip by it was probably something fucking hilarious but I didn't have time to worry about it right now.

"You nine! Principal's office! NOW!" the short bespectacled Vice principal said pointing down the hall.

I snickered, "I'm sure none of us know where the fuck that is. Right, guys?"

Most of them just sort of glared at me.

"God fuckin damnit settle down…"

"YOUNG MAN WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!" the VP yelled at me.

"WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING MAKE ME?" I yelled back.

He was breathing heavily, and some of the others had backed up as if either one of us was going to blow up at any moment. I had done it before…so I could see why they would be worried.

The VP just stormed off, "Get down to the principals office."

I laughed until he was out of sight. Then I turned to face the other 8, "So we actually going to go, or we gunna ditch school for the rest of the day."

They were all silent and just glared at me.

"Yes we are going to go…" Itachi said lowering his head.

I glared at him, "Fine! Someone lead the fucking way."

The blue guy and Itachi took the lead. Followed by blonde and blue, then Tobi, then red and finally the big guy and fire head. I took up the back strutting confidently through the halls as we all went up the stairs.

The fire headed guy turned to look at me, then him and the big guy slowed down to stand on either side of me.

"Why did you start that?" the fire guy asked.

"I got bored…" was my reply.

"I see…Kakuzu, I have an idea over here…" he stepped forwards again, the big guy followed. Okay so I finally knew one of the names of these other people.

Finally we all got to the principals office, there was no room for all nine of us in the very small area in front of the desk but somehow we all managed. We were then ushered into the larger room behind which had a few chairs. Which we sat in.

Then the principal came in and glared down at us. He was an old man with short white hair, very tall but also very fat.

"I heard that you all participated, and started a food fight…"he said.

I laughed.

He glared at me then looked at everyone else, "State your names."

He pointed at the blonde first, "Deidara."

Then the girl with blue hair, "Konan."

Then the fire head guy, "Nagato…"

Then the large kid, "Kakuzu…"

"TOBI!" Tobi said without even being pointed at.

Then me. I sneered at him for a while, "Hidan, don't worry you probably won't forget it…I'll be in here a lot."

Then the blue guy, "Kisame Hoshigaki." Why he found it necessary to say his last name was beyond me.

Then the principal looked at the last two, the red head and Itachi, with ashamed glances.

"Sasori…Itachi…I never thought I would have to see you two in here for such an idiotic thing as a food fight."

Sasori turned his head to look out the window. Itachi looked down at his hands in shame. Heh damn keeners.

The principal looked us all over once again then said, "You guys should go clean yourselves up, I'll tell you your punishment when you get back."

I got up along with everyone else and we walked out of the office, but Nagato stopped us.

"I have a prospect I would like you all to think over…"

We all looked at him in confusion and interest.

"Well I had this idea of forming a powerful group with the smartest and strongest students in this school…and I believe you seven are exactly what I was looking for."
He explained, "I understand if you have to think it over first, but think about how powerful we will be together." With that he walked away towards the bathroom followed by everyone else who had a confused yet thoughtful face on.

I stayed where I was…I looked down at my shirt, I didn't feel like walking so I just took of the shirt, examined the half caked on crap the scarped it off on the nearby brick wall. The only thing about brick is…it will occasionally tear fabric, which it did in this case.

I put the dark shirt back on and though must of the food stuff was gone there were little rips all over it that exposed some of my very pale skin, I didn't really care though.

They slowly started coming back. Kisame came back first, which made sense seeing as he only got nailed in the head with an apple.

He walked up to me, not noticing my now torn shirt, "What do you think of this idea for a group?"

I shrugged, "I could really care less, but it does kinda sound like fun." I said with an evil toothy grin.

He just kinda gave me a look. He opened his mouth once just to close it as if thinking, then opened it again, "Have you ever gotten arrested?"

I laughed, "Maaaaybee." I replied with a sneer.

The blue mans eyes opened wide, as if he couldn't believe he was actually talking to an ex-convict.

I just continued to laugh as Itachi walked back and Kisame went over to talk to him instead. They both eyed me for a second and I laughed even more. I then took a seat against the wall and waited for everyone to come back. Next Konan came back, then Sasori, then Deidara, then Tobi ( I had no idea why he was in there he hadn't even gotten hit…) Then finally Kakuzu and Nagato.

He looked at us all his eyes asking his question for him.

I smiled, "I'll join, I'm new this is gunna be like my only shot at popularity! I mean sure I'd get there eventually but fuck the sooner the better!" I said in a happy tone.

Nagato just sorta half smiled.

He looked at Itachi and Kisame who looked at each other then nodded.

Deidara glanced at Sasori as the red head nodded; the blonde immediately looked like he was going to rethink his answer when he got an elbow in the rib from Konan who happily said, "We're in Nagato."

He looked at her, "Please...call me Pein..." he said.

I just kinda looked at him, but didn't say anything about it.

"Okay 'Pein'" Konan said happily.

Tobi just nodded his head vigorously as Pein looked at him.

Pein smiled, "Thank you...as of now we will be known as Akatsuki...our rise to power starts today..." with that the bell for third period rang and the principal
walked out of the office looked at us and ushered us all back in.

All I could think was, This is going to be FUN! I'm kinda glad I stabbed that kid now.

Ok ya im srry it took so long to FINALLY put this chapter up...i had some MAJOR problems with my computer lately... but don't worry ill try to make more updates soon...ive got Chapter 5 done and im almost done chapter 6 ^_^ let the good Yaoi begin, and this is the last one where i have it like this...next ones will switch between PoVs or do a group prespective thing, all i can say is i have some AMAZING ideas for this story and am actually having fun writing it...im havin troubles though because my "F" key was broken a couple times and it doesn't work as well as i would like it to anymore...it may be from the fact that i'm ALWAYS using it XD but oh well i can make do...and just so you know...apparently...the next chapter is hilarious(yes someone has already read it^_^') and im sure everyone will love it tell ur friends and leave comments(they make me want to write more...) when i look at see that i got 95 hits on this story in a month even though i havent updated it in forever it makes me really happy (L) so ya XD ill ttyl and update soon PEACE OUT BITCHES!

~Fire