A God by Any other Name

Chaos moved his black knight taking the white bishop "Report" he said "I regret to inform you Master Chaos that the Destine has finished his training with the spirits and creatures and is now starting his training with the gods" Chaos's eyes narrowed as the white bishop took his knight "and we still don't know who the Destine is"

"Then why are you still here?" he growled, the siren bowed and disappeared. Chaos growled when another of his pieces were taken.

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A loud scream of pain awoken the lair, another scream had doors opening and feet running to the youngest room, when they got there the door flew open and Mikey stumbled out.

"Mikey?"

"What's going on?"

Mikey who was wide-eyed and panicky didn't notice them and was muttering to himself that sounded like this.

"Women is crazy"

"I can't do this, I fainted the last time"

"What the shell was she thinking?!"

"Those stains will never come out!"

While Leo Don and Splinter listen on Raph peeked inside his brother's room "What the fuck?!" his outburst gained the attention of the other three, they looked inside.

"Oh my"

There on Mikey's bed was a woman, a woman in labor. Splinter turned to the dazed turtle "My son how-"the women screamed causing everyone to jump, Mikey then moved.

"Water! Lots and lots of Water!" he exclaimed running towards the kitchen to get a large bowl, no a tub! No the whole ocean!

"Mikey wait!" Mikey skidded to a stop finally noticing his family, he stared at them for a moment, "Oh right, uh don't worry and uh just catch okay?" with that he left.

"What Mikey!" Another scream, "My sons now is not the time, I will assist Michelangelo, you three will try and make the young lady as comfortable as you can and help her through this" Splinter said taking charge. "Yes sensei".

Meanwhile in Mount Olympus, Zeus Hera and Eilithyia the goddess of childbirth and Zeus and Hera's daughter watched through the Eye-the Eye was housed in a large room, a large circle of stars slowly rotating. It allowed the gods to see they wanted- "At least he didn't faint this time" Hera said.

"Eili, that young women she looks familiar" Zeus said Eilithyia smiled and continued watching. Eilithyia was a beautiful young women like all the goddess with a golden glow like her father, she had long black hair and green eyes.

Back at the lair Don was calmly instructing the women to breathe "That's right in and out" he said well trying it wasn't easy with a death grip on his hand, "Uh ma'am could you let go of my hand, you're cutting off the circulation" Don said.

"S-Sorry" the women panted "Uh guys somethins peeking over here" came Raph's panicked and slightly disgusted voice from the other side of the bed , Don and Leo who was watching from the side lines ( bastard) looked at Raph who was greener then usual.

The women gave a cry and arched Don winced when the hand tighten, he was sure he heard one of his bones breaking. Leo's eyes widen when something slithered out of the women "Donnie" he said to his equally shocked brother "Please tell me that's normal".

"Mimi! You gave him Mimi as his test!?" Zeus exclaimed at his daughter who shrugged "It was easy for me" she said Zeus sighed in defeat while Hera giggled "Where is her mate anyway?" "At a sushi bar in Florida, he's menu number 12".

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Mikey and Splinter made their way up stairs with two bowls of water and towels "Where gonna need more than this" Mikey thought, jumping when a large red tentacle shot out of his room wrapped tightly around Leo.

" Ma'am please!" came Don's voice

"My son!"

"Mikey! Master Splinteerrrr!" the tentacle and Leo shot back into the room. Splinter moved to help but was stopped by Mikey "Trust Me Master" he said "It won't help, besides she not hurting them"

"Excuse me Ma'am!"

"Raph no!"

"Ow!"

"Sorry Leo!"
"Ma'am if you could jus-"

Splinter looked at his youngest son, who grinned back sheepishly "Much" he said. A blue and green blur suddenly slide out the room.

"Leo!"

"My son!"

Mikey and Splinter rushed over as Raph and Don rushed out the room, Leo looked at them while holding a red slimy half-humanoid baby squid.

"Congratulations, Leo It's a... squid." Mikey said, the baby squid looks up a Leo with its big black eyes curiously.

"You know" Leo said "You know it's actually kinda..." the baby threw up in his face "Cute." Leo finished dryly wiping the vomit off, the baby just giggled a sound that sounded like gargling before sucking on one of his tentacles.

Mikey smiled before handing him Leo the towel and bowl "Clean him for me will yea while I handle the others" he said "Others?" Mikey gave a weary smile before going into his room and closing the door.

Two hours Later

Don entered the room with a fresh towel and clean water, the room was aired with calming incense that remained him of the ocean, Raph left carrying the nineteenth squid- ling, he made his way to the end of the bed where the last and hopefully final squid would come out, "That's it breath" Mikey said softly one hand placed gently on the Mimi's forehead-Don suspected that's what was keeping her from reacting 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea- and the other hand holding her hand.

Don winced in sympathy when he saw how blue his brother's hand looked, Mimi cried out hoarsely, she was covered in sweat and so tired "I-I can't" she panted "Yes you can just a little more" " No" she moaned,.

"Listen to me"

Donnie was surprised at the calm yet demanding tone in his little brother's voice.

"You're almost there just one more push, that's all" Mimi moaned " Just one more I know you can do it, one more and it'll be all over".

Mimi cried out loudly and the baby squid flew out allowing Don to catch it, Mikey's eyes widen when Donnie nearly dropped it. The purple wearing turtle gave an apologetic smile before cleaning the squid off.

Mikey turned back to Mimi "All done Mimi, you did good" he said wiping the sweat away from her face .

"How are they?" Mimi asked the words 'slimy' came to Donnie's mind, but chose to stay quiet, besides it seems the little squid in his arms had taken a liking to his face, " Stop that" he scolded removing a suction cupped tentacles from his face only to have two more appear the baby laughing through out he whole thing.

Mikey and Mimi chuckled "All are healthy little squids and I 'm sure are giving the rest of my family a hard time like Donnie", Mimi smiled "That's good" "Now rest, I'll handle everything else" Mimi gave one last smile "Thank you Destine" and slept.

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"So" Zeus said to his wife and daughter, "Well the beginning was little sloppy" Hera said "You two weren't pros you're first time either and besides you just sprung it up on him" Zeus pointed out. "But he hanged through it he kept her calm and all the squids came out healthy" Eilithyia said "So pass".

Don eyes widen when Mikey glowed a deep red and then a bright gold, the two glows then disappeared and Mikey was normal again. "What the shell?" he thought, oofing when two tentacles smacked him in the face.

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