Sassy Gay Friend is back with Bobby this time! Read on.
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Sassy Gay Friend + Bobby
Meet Bobby of Kripke's Supernatural. He's about to say no to the reaper who wants to reap his soul. He wants to stay and watch over Sam and Dean. As he does this he is stuck in ghost limbo and is eventually turned into a vengeful ghost. His fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend.
(music, lights, SGF prance, SGF logo)
Bobby looked straight at the reaper.
"Come with me Bobby. You've done enough.", replied the Reaper. He held out his hand.
Bobby opened his mouth to tell off the Reaper ."I have no—"
"What, what, what are you doing?!" SGF huffed over to Bobby.
"Who the heck—"
"I just know you are not about to refuse paradise for Sam and Dean. What are you doing? I mean I wouldn't refuse paradise for Serra Le Vanne heels! And they are just perfect. Are you out of your mind? Did that bullet knock a few screws loose?"
"No-but", Bobby stammered.
"And of all things you choose to attach your spirit to is a flask. A flask, Bobby, a flask. Why not just scream out to the whole world: Lonely, drunkard, celibate, old man, Bobby. Why not?"
"I thought—"
SGF grabbed Bobby's hands and brought them real close. "No, you weren't thinking, Bobby. Just like how you're not thinking now. Look at your life. Look at your choices, Bobby. Do you really want to do this? Really?"
"I guess not." , said Bobby.
"Of course you don't , you stupid bitch. He's a stupid bitch. Now go with the nice man, will you? SGF pushed Bobby lightly toward the Reaper.
SGF shook his head smiling. "Bye, stupid bitches!"
The Reaper smiled. "See you tomorrow." He and Bobby laughed and walked off into the distance.
SGF smiled until he got it.
Don't worry. Nothing is going to happen to SGF! Dean next. Review!