A/N: You would understand Mike's little episode in this chapter better by going on you tube and searching for Charlie the unicorn!
P.S. He was high also. Please review!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D
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People
S P.O.V.
"Hey, it's Bella!" I said to Eddie, and then I returned my attention to Tanya, who obviously hates Bella. "Come on, Eddie lets get Tanya in the car." I said sternly, but he still had his attention on Bella, which was weird.
"I'm gonna kick your fucking ass, you bitch!" Tanya said. I glanced at Bella, but she was staring at Edward.
"Tanya, don't be stupid. Let's go!" I said since I had to take care of everything.
"What the hell is wrong with you!?" I heard Jacob say. "She didn't do anything to you!"
"Hello! She stole you away from me from the moment she met you!" Tanya replied.
"I chose to stay away from you! I love her. Now leave me alone." He said. He's probably drunk.
"What the hell is going on here Edward?!?! I told you to leave with Tanya!" Chief Cullen yelled from his office.
"I got it Chief!" I yelled back, a little uneasy. He grumbled and got back to his work. The next thing I know, I had to grab Tanya to prevent her from starting a fight that only one person would be paying any attention to. Before I could get Eddie, I had to get Tanya into the truck. "Come Tanya, we gotta go"
"I wanna kill her!" She said through the tears. I tried my best by not hurting her, but also getting out of the station. "Seth, he hates me! Why would he hate me? I'm perfect for him!" I don't really have any idea on how to comfort her, so I told her that she's perfect for any guy-, which I think, is what every girl wants to hear. "Am I good for you?" She asked, shocking me to my very core, which I thought was impossible.
"Wha-wha-what!?"I stuttered. "You crazy, we can't do that! Can not, can not do that!"
"Why not?!" She asked. I tried to keep my composure, but also tried to find an answer to this question.
"Be-because! I have to go get Eddie. Yes! I have to go get Eddie! Wait here, I'll be right back." I ran as fast as my legs allowed me to towards Eddie. When I found him, he was in the same spot I left him in. He slowly followed his eyes where they were taking Bella in. "Dude, lets vamoose! Come on Eddie, we gotta go! Remember Tanya? Yes! Tanya is waiting for us, and me too" We got to Eddie's red truck when I started hearing someone hurling, to my guess, it was Tanya. Then I punched Eddie in the arm.
"Ow! What was that for!?" He asked, finally getting out of his trance.
"You left me to take care of your sister!" I answered getting more upset.
"Oh, I did… I guess was distracted or something" He said shyly.
"Oh shut up!" I said and started to walk away.
"Seth don't leave me here with her! Please I love you!" He said, trying his stupid ways to get me to forgive him.
"I'm not gay! You stupid white boy." I said walking away again.
"Hey, I heard that!" He yelled back.
"Duh!" I yelled back. Now, how am I getting home?
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B P.O.V.
"Bella! Snap outta it!" I heard someone yell beside me.
"Huh?" Was all I said, still mesmerized by that guy that very hot guy. "Whoa humama humama... whoa"
"Huh, Bella!" This time, he yelled in my ear.
"Ow! What the fuck man, oh Jake. What the fuck!" I yelled, irritated.
"Sorry you were starting to creep me out." He said, with guilt written across his face.
"Oh… ummm okay." I said not sure what to do.
"We're alone..." Jake said. I quickly turned my head to his direction and saw him wink.
"Here? No, there're cameras everywhere." I said surprised by his gesture.
"So lets give them a show." He said with that sexy grin of his.
Out of nowhere, an officer with a big belly yelled,"Hey, No sex! Ya got it!" He yelled. My face started to turn bright red. I heard Jake laughing at me and then I felt it spread down to my neck.
"It's not funny!" I said, embarrassed.
"Oh come on, babe, it's cute." He said with a grin that annoys the hell out of me. "How come I've never seen you blush before?"
"Because I thought I grew outta it." I said frustrated.
"Maybe faith just wanted me to have a good laugh." He said sincerely, but amused.
"Yeah, sure, faith has our backs." I said with a hint of sarcasm.
"Ahh… I'm tired." He said.
"Uh huh" I replied.
"I've got my eyes on you two! Don't try anything funny." Belly dude said.
"Of course, Officer Belly." I said and signaled him with my hand toward my forehead.
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E P.O.V.
"Edward, you are a good 'big brother', but you suck for taking me home!" Tanya yelled.
"Tanya shut up! This is for your own good." I said. Note to self: never be near Tanya when she's drunk. "Now keep quiet or you'll wake up mom"
"Oh right, mom!" She replied.
"Shut up!" I screamed before I opened the front door.
"Yeah yeah." She said, looking annoyed. I made my way towards her room, and dropped her off there. "Bye bye Eddie"
"Yeah yeah." I said. When I reached my room, I didn't bother to take a shower or change clothes. I just wanted to think of that girl. I don't even know her name and I want to meet her, get to know her, kiss her, everything. My mind wandered over to Seth. So I decide to call Seth to check up on him…
"Hello?"
"Hey it's me Edward."
"Umm hey."
"Sorry again."
"Oh please don't start again. Why can't I just be mad at you for a few days and then talk to you when I feel like it!"
"Because that's stupid."
"Why do you wanna make things right all the time? Just let it slide and stop being so up tight. It's probably why you haven't gotten laid yet."
"Shut up!"
"It's true......"
"Whatever. So um… did you know that girl I was… um… staring at?"
I heard him chuckle. "Yeah her name is Bella."
"Oh. Bella. That's a nice name. How do you know her?"
"She was the birthday girl at the club."
"Oh she's one of those women."
"Yes in didio."
"Your stupid."
"What it's a cool word… like whimsical."
"Do you even know what that is?"
"…....................................................No, do you know what it means?"
"Uh… something like acting pixy-ish."
"Cool, I'm tired so I'mma catch cha later, okay."
"Uh huh bye."
After that I rested my head on my pillow and in seconds drifted off to sleep.
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B P.O.V.
"Hey! Can I get a phone call?" I asked to Officer Belly. He came back with a doughnut and I swear I saw his belly grow before my own eyes.
"Fine, you can get one phone call." He said.
"Hey is that a jelly doughnut? I like the one with grape jelly." I said, trying not to laugh, but have a good time.
"Do you want a phone call or not." He said getting frustrated.
"Yes! I want a phone call." I said eager. I don't want to be here any longer. He took out his keys and opened the door. "Thank you."
"Whatever." He said. I can tell he does not like me. That's what he gets for having a huge belly. We made our way to a phone and he gave me five minutes. The only person's phone number I knew was Mike, because he calls me constantly and I had to watch out for who I'd pick up the phone for.
"Hello?"
"Hey, it's me Bella."
"Oh hey! Izzy, what's up?"
"Not much just here in jail, and stop calling me Izzy I hate that name."
"Oh okay, so how was your birthday? Sorry I couldn't make it. Wait your in jail! What the fuck did you do?"
"That's not important. I just need a favor from you, if it's not too much."
"Sure anything for you."
"Could you bail Jake and me out of jail?"
"But I have this money for drugs…"
"I can make Jacob give you free drugs as a reward."
"And I can take you out for dinner?"
"Um, Mike, I don't think that's a good idea."
"Why not? You'll be there with Jake… one long night in there… with the officers watching your every move."
"Fine, you get drugs and a date with me."
"Really? I mean, yeah, that's great. Where are you?"
"I'm at-"
"Hey times up." Officer Belly said.
"Umm Forks police station I don't think it'll be hard to find. See you soon."
"Be-"
"Hey, why'd you cut me off?" I snapped at him.
"Out of time!" He said turning red.
"Wait hold on. In a hour or so I got someone coming to bail me and Jacob, so I'm not spending the night here." I said.
"We'll just have to wait and see." He said.
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S P.O.V.
After hanging up on Eddie, I started to think about what happened between Tanya and me. For starters, she was drunk, but Eddie told me she had a thing for me. Even though I'm thinking about it, it could never happen. I'd never do that to Eddie in a million years. I may have had my fair share of breaking the law, but I'd never want to lose a friend's trust. I didn't want to get too much into fighting with my conscience, so I choose to have a long morning's sleep.
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M P.O.V.
I ran as fast as I could to my car to go get Izzy and someone else out of jail. Before I started the car, I sniffed cocaine. As I drove onto the highway, I tried my best to pay attention, but I always ended up trying to straighten the car on the road every few seconds.
Blah Blah Blah.
What is that sound…
Blah Blah Blah.
I can't be going crazy… it's probably the car's engine.
Blah Blah Blah...Blah Blah Blah.
I feel like I've heard those sounds before somewhere…
Miiiiiiiiiike, wanna be the next banana king?
Yum bananas. "Who's there?"
It's us your horsie friiiiiiiends with horns… We played phone. Ring Ring… Hellooo. Ring Ring… Hellooooo. Ring Ring Helloooo…
"Where are you?" I'm getting scared. A few seconds later I see a pool of colors near the windshield, moving over to the passenger's seat. Just as I blinked, I see the world's smallest horsies I've ever seen in my life; one purple, the other pink.
Hi Miiiiike it's me Jaaames….
And Viiiicky!!
... We have to look out for the Blah Blah Blah!
Blah Blah Blah
"I can't. I'm busy. Leave me alone!" What is going on? I don't know these things.
Hey! That hurt our feelings Miiike. When you get to see us two all the time it's coolio.
"You guys are not real, you guys should be hanging out with Charlie." I said. They have to go away somehow.
Oh we can't, we killed him.
"Why he's cool?" These guys suck; they killed Charlie.
Do you like Charlie? We don't like people who like Charlie.
"Sorry guys, I gotta go. I have to get Izzy out of jail ci-ao." I awkwardly got out of my car and made my way to the station. I was scared to even turn around and see if they were there. "Uh hi I'm here to bail out Izzy and Jake"
"State their full name please." The desk clerk said.
"Um Isabella Sam, no Seed, wait no Swan. Her name is Isabella Swan. And Jake Blow, no sorry, Black. Jacob Black" I said I hardly know these people to know there last names that well… especially when I'm high.
"What is your name?" he asked.
"Mike Newton" I said, that I know.
"Okay you can give me the cash, and sit down they'd be out in a sec." he said.
"Uh huh" I said. A few minutes later Izzy came out with Jake, who looked irritated. "Hey guys"
"Hi Mike" Izzy said with her angelic voice.
"Izzy" I said dazed.
"Don't call her that she doesn't like it." Jake said balling his hands into fists.
"Sure" I said uneasy.
"I'll get our stuff." Jake said before giving me a stern look.
"So did you tell Jake about us?" I asked.
"Why? We're only going on a date" She said trying to be nonchalant, it took me a while to learn that word.
"Got it" How am I gonna get her to notice me!
"Thanks though, you did a good thing. Jake is probably gonna give you the treat tomorrow. Okay"
Blah Blah Blah
"Did you hear that?" I asked; maybe they are real.
"Nothing unusual." She said looking around. "Jake." I turned around to find Jake still giving me daggers. I wanted to ask her if she said anything about our date to Jake, but prevented my self from getting a black eye. No one would like to see you whisper something to a girl you like a lot, it can drive a man crazy. "Mike you can drive us to my place so you wouldn't have to drive Jake to his place, okay?"
"Of course" I said. I still have a date with her.
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A/N: I know it's long but I wanted to reach 2,000 words and went toooo far, so I have an offer to make if I get at least 3 or more reviews I'd post part 2 of this chapter on Wednesday night.