Disclaimer: I should think I know who I am, and I am not J.K Rowling. J.K. is J.K., I mean what's with that epilogue?
A/N: I got a certain review that woke me up to the fact that I was starting to mirror other stories. So to those who think this'll be like the other stories, from now on, you'll be wrong.
Harry Potter and the Power of Emotions
Chapter 4: Can't Touch This
The golden couple stood outside of Hogwarts, bracing themselves for the giant uproar that was sure to follow their reappearance. "Hermione, what do you think of this?" Harry asked.
"I'm a bit shocked, but right now I couldn't be happier! I am your wife, forever! I really love this soul bond, if you can't tell." Hermione replied.
"Well, seeing as I know your thoughts and emotions, I reckon I can tell pretty well!" Harry exclaimed.
Hermione sighed, causing Harry to immediately embrace her. What's wrong, love? Harry thought to her.
Hermione thought back, Harry, you do realize this will cost us Ron's friendship? Harry's eyes hardened and he replied, if we ever had it in the first place. Remember what Fate said? He's only after my fame. And he's extremely jealous! Not what I'd call a friend. Out loud, he exclaimed, "Come on, Hermione! Let's shock that old goat right out of his hundred year old undies!"
Dumbledore was sitting on his throne, feeling on top of the world. He had Imperiused the deputy headmistress with the instructions to Imperiuse someone and make them Imperiuse the Granger girl. In a day, he'd have the boy back under his control. What he hadn't planned, though, was for the red and black phoenix to fly through the doors into the Great Hall, carrying a roaring brown sphinx with a hood over its head in its talons. It gently set down the sphinx, and then flew up to the head table. Dumbledore thought, Oh goody! Another phoenix that will bond to me! That didn't happen, though, as the phoenix sneezed and DumbOldDoor's beard lit up like a Christmas tree. While Ol' Dumbles was pouring water on his beard the phoenix flew to the ceiling, and then did a nosedive straight for the ground. Instead of crashing, however, the phoenix pulled up at the last minute and transformed into a cloaked man. The sphinx transformed into a beautiful cloaked woman, who went over to stand by the man's side. With some billowing cape action that made Snape's look pitiful, the man raised his arm and the ceiling turned into a thunderstorm. "That's better," the man said, "gives a more dramatic mood." Dumbledore looked calm, on the outside, but on the inside he was nearly wetting his pants. Who the heck were these people? The man shouted, "DUMBLEDORE!" Everyone in the hall turned in unison to look at the headmaster (Well, except for the few who were still drooling at the woman). The old man let out a small "eek!" The man continued, "HOW DARE YOU INTERFERE WITH MY LIFE! THE GOBLINS REVEALED TO ME JUST HOW MUCH YOU STOLE FROM ME! JUST HOW MUCH YOUR MEDDLING COST ME! NO MORE, DUMBLEDORE!" Needless to say, Dumbledore was clueless. The only person he really manipulated a lot was…Oh, snap.
The man whipped off his hood that had been concealing his head. Before everyone in the Great Hall, stood Harry Potter. "POTTER!" Ron, Snape, Malfoy, and Dumbledore yelled at the same time. Ron continued, "I know you cheated, Potter! You just want everlasting fame! And now you take my girl! How dare you!"
Hermione stepped forwards, "I was never 'your girl', Ronald! How could you think that? And Harry is my husband now, by way of a soul bond!" This fact elicited a gasp from the staff, and caused Dumbledore to pale drastically. This was not in his plan at all! Ron, however, unaware of the hole he was digging himself, exclaimed, "You were the only thing Harry didn't have! He had money, fame, everything! So, therefore, the girl he wants is mine! I own you, Hermione!" Harry yelled, "SILENCE!" Ron stopped speaking immediately. If you looked into Harry's eyes, a cold fire of rage was burning in them. " Ronald Weasley, you do not own my wife!"
Ron yelled, "OH YEAH? If I can't have her, no one will! AVADA KEDAVRA!" People screamed, and as the green beam of light shot out of his wand, Harry calmly stood in front of Hermione. "Harry, NO!" multiple people, Hermione the loudest, shouted. The green beam of death hit Harry, but instead of dying, as everyone expected, Harry's body absorbed the curse as he stood strong. Harry, slowly advancing on Ron, said, "You have no idea of the ramifications your actions has caused." As he pulled out his crystal wand, he whispered, "Stupefy." A thin red beam shot out of his wand and pierced Ron. Ron proceeded to do a triple backflip and hit the wall unconscious, but not dead, from a stupefy so powerful that not even an enervate from the elder wand itself would wake him! "Anyone else wish to challenge me? Anyone else want to get splatted on a wall like a bug?" Suddenly, a squeal from behind him told him that a certain ferret had taken the challenge and was dealt with by the very girl Malfoy thought was below him. Harry and Hermione walked up to the Headmaster and said in twin talk, "You can't control us,"
"So why even try?"
"That elder wand of yours,"
"Is no match at all to our crystal ones."
"Just give up your manipulations,"
"So we won't waste our time,"
"Wiping the castle floor with you!"
Fred, from the Gryffindor table, whistled, and said, "George, they've got us beat! We should just retire now!" George nodded fervently. Meanwhile, Dumbledore was having a heart attack! The boy was not supposed to be independent! He was supposed to be meek and shy! Where in Merlin's name did he get this power? He was desperate for a plan, and was searching his brain for one as the two most powerful beings on earth walked up to the infirmary, dragging an unconscious and snoring Ron behind them.
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Once in the Infirmary, they tossed Ron onto the bed and summoned a bottle of clear potion. Using it, they poured three drops of Veritaserum down his throat. With an enervate from their crystal wands, the carrot head was awake, albeit with a glazed look in his eyes. Harry started the interrogation:
Q: Why did you cast the Death Curse at Hermione?
A: She's my girl, and if her owner can't have her, no one can.
Q: What makes her your girl, and why do you own her?
A: Both Dumbledore and Mum promised the mudblood would be mine If I got you with Ginny.
Q: Why would I get together with Ginny?
A: So we could get access to the Potter fortune through her. Duh.
Q: You're despicable. How did you even learn the Death Curse?
A: Peter taught it to me.
Q: Peter? PETER PETTIGREW!
A: Yes, him. One day in the summer before second year, when I was alone in the Burrow, he transformed from Scabbers and he's been teaching me the greatest curses since. How else would I have caused the rockslide in the chamber? I was hoping you'd get trapped and realize your love for my sister, or something like that.
Q: And what curses do you know?
A: Oh, lots! Almost all the dark ones Peter knew!
Q: And is there a specific curse you were planning on using?
A: You bet! I was saving the one used to enslave house elves so I could use it on the Granger mudblood! Then she'd have to-
Harry Lost his temper so badly, it deserved a capital L. He took out his crystal wand and, without saying a word, used a barrage of spells so strong, it would have made Voldemort look like a toddler with a stick and Dumbledore look like a kid waving a toy sword! The bed was mangled into a ball of metal, the wall had landed in the Whomping Willow, and Ron…well…he had been transformed into something so vile, he would make Malfoy after the incident on the train in fifth year look like a gorgeous supermodel. And he was stuck to a tree, hanging upside down, in the middle of the Acromantula colony. Harry walked out the door whistling, and Madame Pomfrey silently thanked him, as she had no wish to deal with Ron in the infirmary.
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A/N Well, there you have it! Tell me: is it original enough? Long enough? What parts have and haven't you read before? I tried to make it longer than the other chapters. Is it?