Title: ATM and the ARK Angels of DX: Best in the World
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Rebecca and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna Helmsley, Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, Vince and Linda McMahon, Kevin, Tamara and Tristen Nash, Adam "Edge", Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Jamie "Velvet Sky" and Ravine Brooks, Marion Cena, the Undertaker, Garrett Calloway, Sting and Steven Borden, Batista, Kofi Kingston, Dolph Ziggler, Kelly Kelly, Brie and Justin Danner, Alannah Pirelli and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: Tristen Nash buys out Ring of Honor and creates a new promotion called BTW (Best in the World).Cheyenne Michelle has to decide between Tristen and her family.
Chapter Four – Blast from the Past
Title: ATM and the ARK Angels of DX: Best in the World
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: K+
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Rebecca and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy 'Lita' Dumas Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Chyna Helmsley, Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, Vince and Linda McMahon, Kevin, Tamara and Tristen Nash, Adam "Edge", Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Jamie "Velvet Sky" and Ravine Brooks, Marion Cena, the Undertaker, Garrett Calloway, Sting and Steven Borden, Batista, Kofi Kingston, Dolph Ziggler, Brie and Justin Danner, Alannah Pirelli and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: Tristen Nash buys out Ring of Honor and creates a new promotion called BTW (Best in the World). Cheyenne Michelle has to decide between Tristen and her family.
Chapter Four – Blast from the Past
Meanwhile in Tampa Bay, Florida Amy was on her way to the Copeland home but when she got to the door Edge wouldn't let her in.
"What are you doing?" Angelina Copeland asked her husband. "Why aren't you letting Amy in?"
"Because she's not supposed to be here she's violating a court order," Edge said.
"Since when do you care about court orders? Let her in already," Angelina said.
"No I can't, she's got to go back to Jamaica!" Edge said.
"Well at least tell her that to her face," Angelina said and she opened the door so Amy could come in.
"Hey Angie I came to see Edge there's something I have to talk to him about, I know I'm probably the last person you expected to see turn up on your doorstep right?" Amy said.
"No actually Shawn called and told me you were on your way," Edge replied, "Which is why you have to turn around and go back to him now,"
Amy frowned, "You're sending me away?" she said. "But I came here to talk to you,"
"You shouldn't have come here Amy you know what the bylaws say; the wife of a Kliq brother cannot consult with their former boyfriends or fiancés over marital problems. I'm gonna get in trouble you have to go back to Shawn now," Edge replied.
"That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard come out of your mouth Adam," Angelina said.
"Not that I'm surprised," Amy said. "I can't believe Shawn called you and told you to send be back home like your some kind of carrier pigeon,"
"You guys had a fight?" Angelina asked Amy concerned. "What about?"
"Yeah we did it was about ... actually I really shouldn't discuss it with you since you're not a Kliq member," Amy said.
"But Adam's not a Kliq member either so why do you want to talk to him?" Angelina said.
"Because before I married Shawn Adam and I swore an oath with Jeff, Matt, Christian and the Dudleys that we would never let this business come between us as friends, remember that?" Amy asked Edge and he nodded.
"If you hurry you can catch the next flight to Jamaica," he said and Amy sighed.
"I have to talk to you Adam, Shawn's never talked to me like this before," Amy said.
"What did he say to you?" Angelina asked and Edge turned to his wife in frustration.
"Baby please stop talking to her! Amy please go home you cannot get me involved in this," Edge said firmly and he closed the door in Amy's face. Amy burst into tears on the other side of the door but those tears quickly evaporated when her Righteous Indignation kicked in.
Angelina gasped at her husband in horror. "How could you do that, you just closed our front door in her face like she was begging you for a fix. She just wanted to talk to you; it must be serious if she violated her court order to come here!" Angelina said.
"Baby you don't understand, Shawn's very serious about this I can't violate the Kliq bylaws I could lose my job!" Edge said.
"But honey you don't work for the WWE anymore, you're retired," Angelina said and Edge suddenly remembered that and a light bulb went off in his head.
"Thanks honey I totally forgot, Amy I'm sorry come in let's talk!" Edge said opening the door but Amy was gone.
"Where'd she go?" Angelina said looking around for the golden haired luchador. "Oh my goodness look!"
Angelina pointed to the sky and it was red like blood, suddenly hot balls of fire started to fall from the sky.
"Its Amy she's using Righteous Indignation on me!" Adam said. "I have to find her, she's mad at me for slamming the door in her face!"
"Well can you blame her?" Angelina said as potholes started to appear all over the street.
"The neighbors are going to freak out we have to find her and stop her!" Edge said and they got on one of their motorcycles and went to look for the fiery former redhead who was letting her feelings show in the most heated way.
"There she is!" Angelina said as a ball of fire seemed to be walking by itself but it was Amy. "She's so hot how are we going to get near her?"
"We're not I am," Edge said and he pulled up next to Amy and tried to approach her but he had to cover his face because she was so hot. "Amy I'm sorry I shouldn't have done that to you, please stop sending fire down from Heaven, come on cool off and let's talk about this okay?"
Amy eventually cooled off and she nodded that she would listen and Angelina came up to them both.
"Are you okay?" she asked Amy as the heat from her Righteous Indignation subsided.
"I will be after we talk," she said to Edge.
"Well I'll talk with you on the way to the airport; now you've used your RI you've gone and drawn attention to yourself, you can't stay here one minute more you have to go back to Jamaica," Edge replied.
"I'm coming too, I want to give Shawn a piece of my mind," Angelina said.
"No honey stay home this is really between us, I hope you don't mind," Edge said.
"No that's cool just please come back in one piece," she said to her husband and they kissed before Edge rode with Amy to the airport to take her back to the husband who was expecting back as requested.
Meanwhile in Jamaica Hunter was receiving a package of his own, a brand new fax machine.
"Thank you kind sir," he said to the sales person, "Now I can get that headed paper from Steph and have Randy fired for saying I suck and for yelling at Shawn last night,"
As he left the store he bumped into Kelly Kelly, "Hey boss," she said brightly.
"Kelly Kelly, what are you doing here?" Hunter asked.
"I got some time off so I asked Stephanie if I could come here and pay you guys a visit," she replied.
"Well your timing couldn't be better, Randy and Trish are getting a divorce," Hunter said and Kelly gasped.
"They are?" she said.
"No but come with me anyway, you can be Randy's consolation prize after I fire him," Hunter said.
"I don't think so," Kelly said mentally vomiting at the idea of being Randy's "girlfriend" again. "Why would you fire Randy, he's the best guy on the roster?"
"Agreed but I'm still gonna fire him," Hunter said.
"Quit being such a bonehead, Randy loves you you're not gonna fire him," Kelly said.
"Love is such a strong word, I'd say he hates me," Hunter replied as they reached the house. As they made their way up the Ortons came running up to them.
"Hey Randy look its Kelly Kelly," Trish said and Kelly frowned at them.
"You guys are acting weird; do you always run out to greet Hunter like this?" Kelly asked them.
"No but today we're making an exception," Trish replied.
"Put down that stupid fax machine we've got something major to tell you," Randy said eagerly, "Personally this is an Oracle I couldn't be more happy to give,"
"Here's an Oracle for you, you're fired!" Hunter yelled.
"No that's not an Oracle that's a fantasy, you wanna hear a real prophetic word from God, your wife is going to leave you today," Randy said and Kelly Kelly's face dropped as Hunter felt his stomach turn.
"Dude you just totally got burned, here you are about to fire Randy and he tells you that your wife is going to leave you," Kelly said sympathetically.
Randy rolled around on the ground in front of Hunter laughing hysterically before Trish yanked him up by his shirt collar. He couldn't stop laughing though; the expression of shock on Hunter's face was very amusing to him after all the threatening things he'd said to him over the last 24 hours.
"And you know I'm telling the Truth, so why don't you take your little fax machine, plug it in over there and ask HR to send me a bonus for letting you know ahead of time? And make sure you spell my name correctly this time," Randy said but Hunter hadn't really been listening.
"I can't believe it," he said listlessly still holding the fax machine. "Joanie wants to leave me,"
"There's a reason she wants to leave you and it's got nothing to do with the stupid Kliq bylaws, that's just an excuse for the real reason, Tristen Nash is behind this Hunter," Trish explained.
"Kelly can you carry this fax machine upstairs please?" Hunter said handing Kelly the fax machine.
"Sure, I don't mind running errands while I'm on vacation," she said and she skipped upstairs and Randy shook his head in disapproval.
"Suck up," he said under his breath.
"Kelly Kelly's here, why?" Shawn asked Hunter on the way out to meet him and the Ortons.
"Because I wanted to give her to Randy as a consolation prize after I fired him," Hunter said.
"Still with the firing? Don't you think we've got more important things to think about, like how I'm going to make it up to Amy when she gets back here?" Shawn said.
"Just say you're sorry and she'll forgive you, now all I have to do is figure out what I did to Joanie and ask her to forgive me," Hunter said.
"Where is Joanie, I haven't seen her in awhile," Shawn said.
"She's in Orlando signing a contract with TNA," Trish replied and the color drained from both Hunter and Shawn's faces.
"What?" they said at the same time.
"Hunter where do you want me to put this fax machine?" Kelly Kelly asked from the top floor of Patrick's house.
"Can you drop it on Randy's head please?" Hunter replied.
"He's not close enough but I can throw it at him if you want," Kelly said.
"Good enough," Hunter replied and Kelly Kelly threw the fax machine at Randy and it smashed into pieces by his feet.
"That was a good throw Kelly, you better thank God that it missed," Trish said as Randy crossed his arms unimpressed.
"I think I could have gotten a better shot if I hadn't had to lug that thing all the way up here wearing my platform sandals," Kelly said.
"How much money did that thing cost you?" Shawn asked Hunter.
"Nothing I got it for free, apparently they do watch wrestling here in Jamaica, the guy in the store was a fan of mine," Hunter replied.
"Do you even care about Joanie leaving you or do you just wanna incapacitate me by throwing heaving office equipment at my head?" Randy said.
"I believe you know the answer to that, Kelly can you bring down something lethal to stab Orton with from my bedroom please?" Hunter called up to Kelly.
"Sure thing boss, I'll bring down these toenail clippers," Kelly replied.
"That'll do nicely," Hunter replied and Shawn shook his head.
"Hunter stop it. Please Trish tell us what's going on with Joanie and those Nashes," Shawn said.
"You need to get to the airport and be waiting for Amy when she arrives," Trish said to Shawn and he nodded.
"I can't believe you're leaving me alone at a time like this, I was there for you when Amy left you last night," Hunter complained.
"Trish said I have to be at the airport, we can talk about Joanie when I return," Shawn replied and Hunter pouted. "Stop looking at me like that, Randy can I borrow your car?" he asked The King's Oracle.
"I'll drive you," Randy said. "There are a few things I wanna say to you and Amy and I wouldn't mind seeing Edge either,"
"Wait-a-minute you can't just take Shawn and leave, I'm firing you!" Hunter said and Randy resisted ever natural urge to hit Hunter with an RKO.
"Trust me Hunter after this week is over you're going to beg me not to sue you for trying to get rid of me for no good reason," Randy said and he put his arm around Shawn. "I'm sorry for what I said to you last night and I hope we can go back to being friends,"
Shawn smiled but he tried to hide it from Hunter who was glaring at him in disapproval.
"You're trying to take Shawn away from me, whatever he says Shawn just cover your ears and don't listen," Hunter said. "You bring my Kliq brother back you hear me Orton? Don't be running off with him!"
"We can talk more at the airport, let's go pick up my wife and say hello to the retired Rated R Superstar," Shawn said and they headed off to Norman Manley International airport while Trish stayed behind with Hunter and Kelly Kelly.
"Let's talk about Joanie," Trish said gently putting her arm around Hunter, unlike her husband she had to go up on her toes to reach his shoulders.
"So what am I supposed to do with this toenail clipper?" Kelly Kelly said bemused.
"Clip your toenails," Trish replied and Kelly looked down at her toes.
"Urgh you're right they're kinda long, I'll be by the pool you guys come and find me when you're done talking," she said and she ran around the back of the house while Hunter nodded and sat down with Trish on the front steps of the house.
"Jo's been sucked in by Tristen Nash; this whole thing's been in the works since Garrett stole those WWE financial reports. Using his evil powers of persuasion Tristen called Joanie and convinced her that DX didn't care about her or Amy and that if she came back to TNA she would finally get the respect she deserves," Trish explained.
"Since when does Joanie care about respect?" Hunter said puzzled.
"She doesn't but Tristen manipulated her by planting a seed of ambition in her mind. You and Shawn are the best in the world, Joanie's never really felt like she was a part of that world without you but she didn't care about that stuff until Tristen started making her by comparing her to Amy who she absolutely adores," Trish explained.
"Why would he do that Trish?" Hunter asked.
"To get under your skin and get one over on you and believe me Hunter, if you think poisoning your Hair from Heaven hair product is bad you've got no idea just how driven Tristen Nash is to get at you," Trish said.
"But why me I haven't done anything to him!" Hunter said outraged.
"If he can get to you he'll get to Shawn," Trish said. "Shawn's the one he's really mad at but because of Righteous Indignation he can't get to Shawn directly,"
"So he's using Garrett's evil powers to get at me and our company? That's messed up!" Hunter said and he pulled out his cell-phone to call Undertaker. Garrett had to be stopped and the Deadman was gonna help him do it. He also sent Kelly Kelly a text message telling her to scratch Randy's car with the toenail clippers when he got back from the airport with Shawn and Amy.
"This is a weird vacation," Kelly thought after replying that she would do it, she never thought she'd be so close to her boss and his family outside of Connecticut but she had a feeling something good was going to come of making Hunter happy while Joanie was doing such a great job of making him sad. "Who knows, if I play my cards right I could be the next Mrs. Helmsley," she thought. She wasn't even remotely attracted to Hunter but after Randy Orton being with a guy she found attractive didn't always work out in her best interest. "I should really stop being so shallow," she said before surveying her freshly cut toes and making sure they were even. "Perfect," she said and she flicked her long hair as Hunter and Trish came towards her. Hunter caught her doing it and in that moment as her hair fell back down to her side her life as she knew it changed forever.
"Your hair is beautiful," Hunter said dazzled and Kelly smiled at him.
"So is yours," she said and she touched Hunter's golden locks in admiration while Trish took a picture of them together on her phone and sent it to Joanie in Orlando and LC in Connecticut.
"This will get Joanie running back here in no time," she said and she smiled thinking about the bonehead move that was going to end up in a feud that would keep the WWE in the public's interest all summer long.