A/N: Vooooiiii! Thank you to those who reviewed! I'm happy to hear that I can make people laugh with my fics. :) I'll do my best! :)

Warnings/Disclaimers: Extreme cussing and...uhh...it turned out to be...uhh..more action-packed than what I imagined it to be at first. *blush* J-Just be warned. Yep. I hold no responsibility for what your colourful imaginations will bring you. KHR belongs to Amano Akira-san. :D

Chapter Four: Truth or Dare

The Varia was ultimately bored on the Vongola Island. The only entertainment they managed to find on the island was...well, nothing (except for Fran, who now had two bucketfuls of crabs). Xanxus was still sitting in that goddamn chair of his, with Levi using a fan made from leaves to keep his boss cool under that fucking heat of the sun. Squalo was on his back floating on the waves, his hair looking much like a silver-white halo. His eyes had that distant look of a man who was starting to regret everything (in this case, regretting this god-forsaken vacation). Bel, of course, had his (hidden) eyes on a certain crab-collecting frog, chuckling from time to time when the said junior tripped clumsily or fell victim to a crab's pincers. Lussuria found amusement in watching Bel and Fran, much like a doting mother watching her kids on a normal day at the park. Deep down, all of them were praying for this vacation to end. They'd much rather get back pains and body aches from their missions than stay for another minute on this cursed island.

That was when Lussuria suddenly thought of a good idea (up to this day, the other members of the Varia still refuse to consider it a good idea).

The Varia mother stood up from his position and dusted his pants, giggling at his fabulous idea. He daintily picked up an empty liquor bottle (from his boss, of course) and called everyone's attention. He had a smile plastered on his face. When a dripping wet Squalo, grinning Bel, pincer-wounded Fran, bored Xanxus and arm-muscle-pained Levi were assembled in front of the bottle wielding Lussuria, he cleared his throat and waved the said item in front of him.

"Ohoho~! Since we all have nothing to do, let's play with this~!" He said, giggling.

"Play with a bottle? Luss-nee, do you mean like, shove it up our a-" Bel slammed his hand over Fran's mouth, snickering.

"Shishishi~! You fucking toad, keep the dirty thoughts to yourself. Shishi~!" Bel said.

Fran nodded.

Xanxus yawned (still on his chair like the lazy ass that he is). Squalo twisted his hair dry. Levi was preventing tears from the pain from his arms. Lussuria continued the explanation.

"Oh, Franny dear~. Not like that, though it's fine with me~!"

One of Bel's knives came whizzing past Lussuria's head. The latter gulped, chuckling nervously.

"W-We're just gonna play Truth or Dare~!" He grinned.

Nobody, aside from Lussuria himself, seemed enthusiastic about the idea. The atmosphere was so dead, the Varia might as well be sleeping (or dead). Lussuria pouted, waving the bottle over his head and wiggling his hips.

"We have nothing else to do~! This is a fun way to pass the time~! Besides, we've got nothing to lose in playing this game~!" He added.

It's not every day that you see the Varia forming a circle on the beach at night, staring at an empty spinning liquor bottle, the moonlight their only source of light. Xanxus was between Squalo and Levi. Lussuria, who was beside Bel and Fran, sat beside Levi. The bottle was slowing down, the Varia leaning forward in anticipation as to who the first victim will be. The one who spun the bottle was Lussuria (they had decided by playing a rather violent rock paper scissors). The Varia mother was crossing his fingers that it will point to either Bel or Fran. Oh, was he prepared for this Truth or Dare. The bottle was finally coming to a stop. You could almost hear the simultaneous intake of breath done by the members of the Varia. The bottle, at long last, finally stopped, it's mouth pointed at none other than...Fran, the illusionist. He gulped, nervous of what his gay teammate had up his sleeves.

"Ohohohoho~! Franny dear~!"

"Ahahahaha~. Luss-nee~." Fran sort of imitated, maintaining his monotonous voice.

"Ohoho~! Truth or dare?" He said, wiggling his eyebrows.

"Uhh..."

Fran was seriously having a hard time deciding. If he chose truth, he'd probably have to reveal something dark (or most likely, embarrassing) about himself to this squad of mentally challenged killers. But if he chose dare, he couldn't even imagine what his teammate might make him do. He was seriously in a pinch, and he didn't even think of that because of all his crab-induced injuries. He sighed, fixing his frog hat and praying to all the gods that he knew to at least let him leave this island with a bit of dignity, if there were some to begin with.

"Uhh...truth." He muttered.

"Weeeell~. Hmmm, I really wanted you to choose dare, you know." Lussuria pouted.

At that, Fran felt as if something was lifted off his chest. He was close to choosing dare.

"Okay, then. If you were to choose from all of the members of the Vongola 10th's family, including us, of course, who would you go out with?"

Bel felt something cold run up and down his spine. He glared at Lussuria, who was hiding a grin behind his hand. Bel now knew the reason behind this Truth or Dare.

"Eeeeeh. You mean, like, date?"

"Uh-huh~."

"Hmm. Wow, so many choices...Seeing as the only people that I know personally are Pineapple Head and you guys...hmmm...I definitely wouldn't go out with Pineapple; he's a slave driver."

"Then who, Franny dear~?" Lussuria pushed.

Every one of the Varia were waiting for his answer (yes, even Xanxus). They wanted to see if the prince had a chance. Even a slim chance. Fran put his finger on his lip and thought hard. Bel found this image of Fran totally adorable, he couldn't help smiling (which, of course, everyone saw, except for Fran).

"Hmm...This is really hard...well, I think...I'd say...Uhh...I guess it would be the fake prince." Fran said, matter-of-factly.

Everyone was silent. Xanxus was staring hard at Fran, as if he couldn't believe his ears. Squalo tried to clean his ears, Levi looked at Fran, then at Bel. Lussuria squealed. Bel was trying hard not to blush.

"Oh, why is it Bel?" Lussuria asked on.

"That's cheating, Luss-nee. Only one question." Fran said, yawning.

"O-Oh my, yes. Of course. Ohoho~!"

"I guess it's my turn now?" Fran said.

Lussuria nodded.

Fran spun the bottle (rather weakly). It spun only once, then pointed at Levi.

"Levi-saaaan, truth or dare?"

"T-truth!" Levi was nervous, yes.

"Do you have the hots for boss?"

All of the members, aside from Levi and Fran, couldn't help but laugh at Fran's straight-to-the-point question. Bel was in tears from laughing, Lussuria's stomach was in pain, and Squalo's hair was getting tangled from rolling around on the sand, laughing. Even Xanxus was laughing, probably at the humiliation that his subordinate was suffering. Levi was turning beet red.

"I-I don't!"

"Oho. Levi-san, it's not good to lie." Fran insisted.

"I don't, you stupid kid!"

"Those who call others stupid are the stupid ones, stupid Levi-san."

"Damn you, Fran!"

"Such words are wasted on me, stupid Levi-san."

"Ugghh. I really don't have the hots for Xanxus-sama!"

"Ushishishi~! He fucking said HOTS! Ushishishishi~!" Bel said, now rolling around on the sand with Squalo.

"Levi-san, you really shouldn't lie. The penalty for lying in this game is the confiscation of your pay check. Right, Luss-nee?"

"Y-yes~! Ohohoho~!"

"H-How would you even know that I'm lying?"

"Illusionist's instinct." Fran said matter-of-factly.

Levi, out of embarrassment, ran into the forest. He was out of the game.

"Levi-san's out~." Fran said.

After the others regained composure, they did another rock paper scissors, and this time, Xanxus emerged the victor. He spun the bottle and it pointed at...Prince the Ripper.

"Scum, truth or dare?"

"...d-dare." Bel was getting nervous under the glare of his boss.

"Tche." Xanxus was clearly disappointed.

"What'll it be, boss?"

"Go kiss the fucking toad-brat."

Squalo, who was drinking, spat it out when he heard the dare. Lussuria squealed. Fran stared at his boss, then at Bel.

"Boss~! Where will Bel kiss Franny~?" Lussuria asked excitedly.

"Give me suggestions then, fag scum."

"Ohoho~!" Lussuria scooted over to Xanxus' side and whispered something.

Xanxus snorted, much to Bel's horror. He gestured for Lussuria to tell everyone.

"Bel, dear. Boss took back his words." Lussuria was still grinning.

"What?" Bel asked, hoping to get out of this situation.

He could feel Fran's eyes on him. It was making him very nervous.

"Boss said that...Ohoho~! You have to make out with Franny~!" Lussuria, unable to contain his excitement any longer, clapped his hands.

"Wh-what?" Bel said, jumping up and clearly horrified.

"Remember, Boss will take your pay check if you don't do this~."

"Voii, just do it! I'm fucking sleepy!"

"Why don't you do it, then?"

"The fucking bottle didn't point at me, you fucking prince!"

Bel groaned and ruffled his hair in frustration. He walked over to Fran, who was still staring at him with a curious look. He knew his face was definitely red, but he had no other choice. He wasn't going to be broke for a month just because of a stupid dare. Besides, this was just a dare. It had no meaning whatsoever. At least, that was what Bel kept on telling himself. But deep down, he was fucking happy. Well, he thought, I'd probably be fucking happier if this fucking toad was also into this. He knelt down in front of Fran (who was still staring curiously at Bel), and cleared his throat.

"Ushishi~! I just don't want to be broke, toad."

"...if you say so."

The other members opted to not watch the two (they didn't want to see any fags in action). Lussuria wanted to stay, but Squalo had him by the collar, dragging him back to the campsite. Xanxus was already ahead of them. Fran and Bel didn't notice that they were alone on the beach, under the moonlight with only the sound of the waves breaking the silence. Fran was sitting on the sand, Indian style, while Bel knelt in front of him (much like a butler). They just kept on staring at each other.

"Senpaaai. They're not here anymore." Fran said quietly.

"I fucking know, toad." Bel said, his face blushing.

"But if you don't do this and chicken out, they'd know about it. Varia quality, and all that shit."

"Fuck, I know! I'm from the same fucking squad, so I know what they're capable of!" Bel hissed.

"Then why don't you just get on with it?" Fran's tone had a taunting tone to it.

"Why don't you go first, then?"

"It's not my dare."

Bel sighed, running his hand through his hair and accidentally revealing his face to Fran. The latter's eyes widened, his mouth forming a small o. Bel stared at him.

"What?"

Fran was surprised to see that underneath his senior's abnormally long fringe was a handsome, princely face. His eyes were breathtaking. They were unusually grey, and his lashes were just wonderful. If Fran didn't know him, he'd say that he really was a prince, not some crazy assassin from the Varia. Fran stayed quiet as he marvelled at Bel's handsome face, drinking in every single detail, along with the blushing cheeks. The prince raised an eyebrow at him.

"What the fuck's wrong, Fran?"

"Senpaaai. You're like...really handsome." Fran said.

At this, Bel turned an even deeper shade of red.

"Do you mind if I close my eyes? No matter how you look at it, it's kind of weird that you, of all people, will kiss me so...yeah. Do you mind?" Fran asked, clearly not as troubled as Bel was.

"Let's just...get this fucking dare over with."

Fran shrugged, closing his eyes. Bel leaned forward and stopped inches away from Fran's face. He could feel his junior's breathe on his face. His skin was flawless, and his eyelashes were thick. Bel stopped his train of thought, and closed the distance between them.

It was practically heaven for him. Fran's lips were soft. Bel could feel Fran's tongue in his mouth. Fran is fucking kissing back, he thought (happily). The illusionist had his hands against Bel's chest. He was still sitting Indian-style, so he stretched out his legs. Bel gently pushed Fran into a lying position (as he was uncomfortable in his kneeling position). Fran was getting unbelievably absorbed into the moment. His hand ran through Bel's hair, finally resting on the prince's nape, pulling him closer. His other hand clutched the front of the prince's shirt. Bel, too, was forgetting that this was all a dare. They could have already stopped a while ago, but no, the prince and the frog were enjoying this too much. Bel, who was now on top of his junior, supported his weight with his arm, the other going under Fran's shirt, his hand exploring Fran's body. Fran let out a soft moan under the kiss, making Bel smile. He pulled back from the kiss and looked at Fran, grinning. He was blushing, quietly catching his breath. His dishevelled hair was no longer adorned by the frog hat (it had rolled off somewhere). Bel thought that Fran just looked fucking adorable at that moment. Fran glared at him.

"Senpaaai, this is just a dare."

"The same goes for you, toad."

"Well, you started it, fake prince."

"The prince doesn't do anything in a half-assed manner. Ushishi~!"

This time, as if to shut Bel up, Fran wrapped his arms around Bel's neck and pulled him closer, kissing him full on the mouth. The prince let his hand roam around the younger boy's body again, much to the annoyance (pleasure) of the latter.

Back at the Varia camp, Lussuria was perched atop a tree, a pair of binoculars in his hands. Squalo was up there with him, giving Lussuria lots of tissue.

"Voiii! Why the fuck are you having this goddamn major nosebleed, you little shit?" Squalo asked for the nth time.

"Oh, Squ-chaaan~! Oooh~~!" Lussuria's nose started bleeding again.

"The fuck is wrong with you? And shit! Hide that boner, you shitty fag!"

"They're really going at it~!" Lussuria finally managed to answer.

"Wh-what? Are they fucking each other on the fucking beach?" Squalo hollered, his face reddening at the thought.

"Oh, good heavens, no~! Though I wish they were. Ohohoho~! They're just making out, just like the boss dared him to!"

"He really did it? The trash." Xanxus said, laughing.

"Well, maybe they really believed that we're going to check~!" Lussuria said, chuckling.

"Che. I don't need that fucking brat's pay check." Xanxus said, yawning.

When bed time came, it was awfully awkward at Bel's and Fran's tent. Despite their little...activity, they knew that somehow, they both did it not because of the fucking dare, but because they wanted to. Desire, to put it correctly. Bel was blushing furiously, Fran's face was tinted pink. The prince had his back turned to Fran, so that he didn't have to face him (and so that he could hide his erection). Fran, too, had his back turned to Bel...and yes, he was also having an erection. What they did was pretty hot (according to Fran's thoughts). He sighed and hugged his pillow close to his body, closing his eyes.

"Bel-senpai, good night."

Bel's heart fluttered at those simple words. He gulped and closed his eyes as well.

"...good night, Fran."

As the prince mentioned his name, Fran felt something warm fill his heart.

A/N: Holy fucking shit. I did not expect that at all (I'm the author for god's sake). Initially, I had thought of making Bel refuse the dare, but people in love can be out of character, right? :D Well, read and review! :D

P.S. If there are any typos, please just ignore them as I cannot find it in me anymore to re-read the whole thing. It is too hot for me. *bows*

Edit: I just realized that princes don't kneel, but rather, people kneel to princes. Stupidest mistake yet. *bangs head* (I already edited it out, changing it to butler).