Aw, we didn't win

DARN

Anyway onto the story

Sorry it's taken me so long, feel free to shoot me

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, surprise surprise and I don't own Dysentary Gary by Blink-182

Got a lotta heart ache

He's a fuckin' weasel

His issues make my mind ache

Want to make a deal

Sakura slowly got off the couch; it was a Saturday, she had endured a week of housekeeping with just her and Sasuke and their relationship hadn't changed a bit. Sakura got changed into one of her best outfits and carefully did her makeup. She needed to look perfect; she couldn't let Sasuke get any further out of her grasp. Sakura quickly walked to the kitchen and started to cook breakfast for her sleeping boyfriend. Pancakes. Sakura nodded, she had to pull out all the cards and as they say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Sakura set out the breakfast table neatly with a vase and flowers in the middle. She surveyed her work and nodded. Then Sasuke walked in, his pitch-black hair sticking up in every which way and his pyjamas looked like they had been hastily thrown on. Sakura frowned, that was strange. Then she heard a small female voice call from upstairs. Sasuke froze at the sound and gritted his teeth.

"Bitch," he muttered.

Sakura couldn't stop the tears this time, she turned her watering emerald eyes on her boyfriend and decided what Gaara had said had been right. She did deserve better. Sakura watched in anger as Sasuke sat down for breakfast. As he began to cut his pancakes Sakura's became more and more angry.

"HOW DARE YOU?" Sakura screeched.

Sasuke looked up in complete shock as Sakura grabbed his plate and threw it on the floor. The sound of china breaking into small pieces was infinitely satisfying. Sasuke just sat tongue tied as his girlfriend proceeded to stomp on his now cold breakfast.

"HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! I cook for you, I clean for you, I have sex with you and you treat me like shit! Well guess what Mr. I'm not interested in you anymore! I can do so much better!"

Sasuke then managed to find his speech again, "Che I'd like to see you try and do better."

"I'm sure there is somewhere out there who can at least say one civil word to me or someone who is loyal!" Sakura stamped her foot.

Sasuke rolled his eyes, what a drama queen.

"DON'T YOU ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME! Fuck this place! I hate you all; your mum's a whore!" Sakura then stormed out of the kitchen leaving a stunned Sasuke at the kitchen table.

Sakura started to pack up her limited belongings when Sasuke walked into the room.

"Come on babe, cool down. You can't leave me; just try. Who'll take you in? Who'll take care of the kid?"

Sakura ignored Sasuke and continued to pack.

"You don't want to do this. Look, what do you want? A fucking medal? Yeah you cooked, so what? Seriously Sakura, where are you going to go?" Sasuke asked.

Sakura picked up her suitcase and walked out of the front door, "Bye Sasuke don't expect to see me or the kid ever again, oh and say hi to your slut for me."

Sasuke couldn't believe it when Sakura slammed the front door on his face. She left him? Unbelievable.

He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out

When friends were listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night

Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks, I lost the one, I'm giving up, she found someone

Gaara lay on his bed and stared at his blank ceiling. He had spent way too long pining over Sakura he had decided; she would be the death of him. He had to move on because deep down he knew she would never get the courage to leave her boyfriend. Gaara then made a promise, when Sasuke leaves her he won't be there. Then the doorbell rang. Gaara jumped off his bed and for some strange reason he felt compelled to run to the door. So he did. Gaara quickly pulled open his door to come face to face with the girl he had just been thinking about.

"Sakura?"

"Hey, do you mind if I come in?" Sakura asked.

"Um, yeah, of course," Gaara stepped back to let Sakura walk in and then he noticed her bags.

Once the two were sitting down Sakura immediately answered Gaara's unasked questions.

"Its over."

Gaara tried his best to stop from smiling, to stop from jumping on the couch and pulling a Tom Cruise. Gaara was straining but in the end he lost. A huge grin spread across his face and his promise from before was blown completely out of the water. Sakura looked surprised at Gaara's reaction.

"Gaara? Why are you smiling?"

Gaara reddened as he thought of the reason, he couldn't move on her now. He'd be the rebound guy… Gaara scrambled for an answer and the best one he could come up with was, "I just though he never deserved you so I'm glad you dropped him."

Sakura nodded, "Strangely I'm actually relieved. I haven't realised until now how much I hated the guy."

Gaara couldn't believe his ears. Was this a dream, Sakura saying she had dumped Sasuke, that she hated him, all she needed to say now was-

"Um…Gaara…I have nowhere to go and what you said before about letting me have a bed while you have a couch. Well…I thought that was pretty gentleman like of you. And, can I stay with you?"

Gaara was stunned, since his parents had died his older sister and brother took care of him and he knew they'd be fine with it.

"Sure, I'd be glad to let you stay here," Gaara smiled, "We only have three rooms but as I promised earlier you can have my bed. I'll go on the couch."

Sakura smiled and hugged Gaara, "You're such an amazing friend Gaara!"

Gaara patted Sakura's back but now he wasn't smiling. An amazing friend? He wanted to be something infinitely more dear than that.

"So! Where is this room of yours?" Sakura smiled cheerily.

Gaara got up and grabbed Sakura's bags, he guessed he had to start now if he wanted to gain Sakura's affections and he reckoned he had plenty of time.

"This way Miss Haruno," Gaara grinned and led the way.

Sakura sighed to herself; she was so lucky to have Gaara, and Naruto. She was still worried about who would become the father figure for her child but she decided two uncles would suffice. She was definitely not ready for a new relationship anyway.

Ease away the problems and the pain

The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream

All along, you wish that she would stay

Fuck the guy who took and ran away

How'd you like it? Hope it wasn't bad

I enjoyed the yelling at Sasuke part. I wish she punched him but I decided on no violence…smashed crockery doesn't count

Crack.